{"id":11040,"date":"2020-07-13T12:19:42","date_gmt":"2020-07-13T10:19:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/?p=11040"},"modified":"2020-07-13T12:19:42","modified_gmt":"2020-07-13T10:19:42","slug":"na-levacich-zalezi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/?p=11040","title":{"rendered":"Na lev\u00e1c\u00edch z\u00e1le\u017e\u00ed"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"opener\">Narodil jsem se jako lev\u00e1k. Nemohu za to. A p\u0159itom jsem za to cel\u00fd \u017eivot trest\u00e1n. Za\u017e\u00edv\u00e1m diskriminaci na ka\u017ed\u00e9m kroku. Jako v\u0161ichni lev\u00e1ci. Jako by na \u017eivotech lev\u00e1k\u016f nez\u00e1le\u017eelo.<\/div>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<div id=\"art-text\" class=\"text\">\n<p>Za\u010dalo to u\u017e v d\u011btsk\u00e9m v\u011bku. Cht\u011bl jsem pou\u017e\u00edt t\u0159eba n\u016f\u017eky. Ale v\u0161echny jsou jen pro prav\u00e1ky. Horn\u00ed \u010depel zakr\u00fdv\u00e1 m\u00edsto st\u0159ihu, tak\u017ee nevid\u00edm na linku, podle kter\u00e9 se m\u00e1 n\u011bco ust\u0159ihnout. Pak v\u0161echny mo\u017en\u00e9 otv\u00edr\u00e1ky, hlavn\u011b ty na konzervy. Lev\u00e1k s nimi mus\u00ed pohybovat sm\u011brem od t\u011bla, co\u017e je nejen nepohodln\u00e9, ale skoro i nebezpe\u010dn\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p>Dal\u0161\u00ed \u00fastrky za\u010daly ve \u0161kole. Okna ve t\u0159\u00edd\u00e1ch v\u0161ude jen z lev\u00e9 strany. Tak\u017ee jsem si p\u0159i psan\u00ed st\u00ednil. A propos psan\u00ed. Tehdy bylo povinn\u00e9 ps\u00e1t perem, a jeliko\u017e se latinka p\u00ed\u0161e zleva doprava, v\u0161e napsan\u00e9 jsem si ihned rozmazal, a je\u0161t\u011b si u toho u\u0161pinil ruk\u00e1v od inkoustu.<\/p>\n<p>Pak hudba. Housle. Smy\u010dec do prav\u00e9. Mo\u017en\u00e1 ze mne mohl b\u00fdt dal\u0161\u00ed Jerry Goodman nebo Jean-Luc Ponty, ale copak to \u0161lo? To sam\u00e9 kytary. Vybrnk\u00e1vat pravou? \u00dapln\u011b se mi u toho bou\u0159il mozek, jako kdyby mi n\u011bjak\u00fdm ostr\u00fdm st\u0159epem m\u00edhali p\u0159ed o\u010dima. Pak bubny. Musel jsem si je p\u0159estavit zrcadlov\u011b a u\u010dit se v\u0161e od za\u010d\u00e1tku. Jen\u017ee jak se proslav\u00ed takov\u00fd nezn\u00e1m\u00fd buben\u00edk? P\u0159ijde na n\u011bjakou akci, sedne si za postaven\u00e9 bubny, zahraje, a t\u0159eba to n\u011bkoho upout\u00e1. A lev\u00e1k? P\u0159ijde na n\u011bjakou akci, za\u010dne p\u0159estavovat postaven\u00e9 bubny a stojany od mikrofon\u016f, dokud ho majitel bubn\u016f nenakopne. Pravou nohou.<\/p>\n<p>Pak p\u0159i\u0161el \u010das piva. V\u0161echny p\u016fllitry s uchem vpravo. Te\u010f si asi mysl\u00edte, \u017ee si d\u011bl\u00e1m legraci, ale nen\u00ed tomu tak. Kdy\u017e si prav\u00e1k p\u0159i\u0165ukne s prav\u00e1kem, ude\u0159\u00ed o sebe jejich p\u016fllitry p\u0159esn\u011b v m\u00edst\u011b, kter\u00e9 si lev\u00e1ci pak strkaj\u00ed p\u0159i pit\u00ed na rty. Kolikr\u00e1t jsem se takhle po\u0159ezal.<\/p>\n<p>Jen pro prav\u00e1ky je mnoho n\u00e1stroj\u016f, zbran\u00ed, ale i t\u0159eba pant\u016f na dve\u0159\u00edch, klik, vyp\u00edna\u010d\u016f, my\u0161e u po\u010d\u00edta\u010d\u016f, \u0161krabky, z\u00e1vity.<\/p>\n<p>To v\u0161e ale nen\u00ed ni\u010d\u00edm proti trval\u00e9 \u00fajm\u011b, jakou n\u00e1m lev\u00e1k\u016fm p\u016fsob\u00ed jazykov\u00e9 stereotypy. Prav\u00e1 dobr\u00e1, lev\u00e1 \u0161patn\u00e1. Jen si to vemte. Pracovat a levitovat. Nebo jak se \u0159ekne ne\u010destn\u00e9mu jedn\u00e1n\u00ed? Lev\u00e1rna. Jak se ozna\u010d\u00ed charaktern\u00ed mu\u017e? Prav\u00fd chlap. Dokonce i pr\u00e1vo m\u00e1 u\u017e ve sv\u00e9m n\u00e1zvu, \u017ee je jen pro prav\u00e1ky. Co znamen\u00e1, \u017ee m\u00e1 n\u011bkdo ob\u011b ruce lev\u00e9? \u017de je ne\u0161ikovn\u00fd! Jasn\u011b\u017ee m\u00e1m ob\u011b ruce ne\u0161ikovn\u00e9, ale pro\u010d se tomu ne\u0159\u00edk\u00e1 n\u011bjak neutr\u00e1ln\u011b, nep\u0159edsude\u010dn\u011b? Ke v\u0161emu se je\u0161t\u011b na\u0161e metropole mus\u00ed jmenovat Praha, a do Levanty je tak daleko.<\/p>\n<p>Co generac\u00ed lev\u00e1k\u016f mus\u00ed takto trp\u011bt v majoritn\u00ed prav\u00e1ck\u00e9 spole\u010dnosti. Ud\u011bl\u00e1te n\u011bco chybn\u011b, ostatn\u00ed v\u00e1s oprav\u00ed. Zkou\u0161ej\u00ed v\u00e1s napravit. Abyste byl spr\u00e1vn\u00fd. V\u0161ude u pozitivn\u00edch konotac\u00ed je z\u00e1klad&nbsp;<em>prav<\/em>. M\u00e1me se ut\u011b\u0161ovat, \u017ee slovo zlevnit m\u00e1 tak\u00e9 pozitivn\u00ed konotaci? No, zas tak pozitivn\u00ed to slovo nen\u00ed. M\u00e1 v\u00fdklad i jako \u201elacin\u00fd\u201c, bezcenn\u00fd. M\u00e1me se ut\u011b\u0161ovat, \u017ee kr\u00e1l zv\u00ed\u0159at je lev a zv\u00ed\u0159e na&nbsp;<em>pra&nbsp;<\/em>je prase?<\/p>\n<p>\u017de jsem se m\u011bl p\u0159eu\u010dit? V\u00edte, to dok\u00e1\u017e\u00ed jen ti, co maj\u00ed schopnosti sice v\u00edce koncentrovan\u00e9 do leva\u010dky, ale jinak jsou skoro obouruc\u00ed. J\u00e1 m\u00e1m pravou ruku jen k tomu, abych byl symetrick\u00fd, neum\u00edm s n\u00ed ani hodit k\u00e1men nebo ud\u011blat \u010d\u00e1ru. A ne \u017ee bych se nesna\u017eil. Sna\u017eil. Napsal jsem p\u00edse\u0148 P\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00ed bude ta prav\u00e1, m\u00e1m pravicov\u00e9 n\u00e1zory, spousty v\u011bc\u00ed kon\u00e1m zcela pravideln\u011b. Ale stejn\u011b jsem jen pod\u0159adn\u00fd lev\u00e1k.<\/p>\n<p>P\u0159i\u0161el \u010das, abychom se i my lev\u00e1ci za\u010dali dom\u00e1hat sv\u00fdch dosud po\u0161lap\u00e1van\u00fdch pr\u00e1v. I na na\u0161ich \u017eivotech z\u00e1le\u017e\u00ed! No nem\u00e1m levdu?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/jakl.blog.idnes.cz\/blog.aspx?c=754147\">Zdroj<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Narodil jsem se jako lev\u00e1k. Nemohu za to. A p\u0159itom jsem za to cel\u00fd \u017eivot trest\u00e1n. Za\u017e\u00edv\u00e1m diskriminaci na ka\u017ed\u00e9m kroku. Jako v\u0161ichni lev\u00e1ci. Jako by na \u017eivotech lev\u00e1k\u016f nez\u00e1le\u017eelo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11040","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-zlehka"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11040","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11040"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11040\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11041,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11040\/revisions\/11041"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11040"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11040"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11040"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}