Vad\u00ed snad n\u011bkomu, \u017ee to jsou star\u00e1 polorozpadl\u00e1 papundeklov\u00e1 kas\u00e1rna? Sta\u010d\u00ed se pod\u00edvat proti zapadaj\u00edc\u00edmu slun\u00ed\u010dku. A v\u00a0jeho z\u00e1\u0159i kr\u00e1\u010d\u00ed skoro pr\u016fsvitn\u00e1 pan\u00ed \u0161\u00e9fov\u00e1 pivovaru Slezan Leskovec v\u00a0letn\u00edch \u0161atech, na bly\u0161tiv\u00e9m t\u00e1cu t\u0159i nefiltrovan\u00e9 nepasterovan\u00e9 le\u017e\u00e1ky a t\u0159i polotmav\u00e9 \u0161estn\u00e1cte\u010dky. Sv\u011btlo se lom\u00ed p\u0159es p\u016fllitry, h\u00e1\u017ee zlat\u00e9 blesky a \u010dlov\u011bk m\u016f\u017ee jen vydechnout.<\/p>\n
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Na fotbalov\u00e9m h\u0159i\u0161ti v\u00a0Broumech se v\u00e1l\u00ed l\u00edn\u00e9 letn\u00ed odpoledne. Tady chc\u00edplo st\u00e1do ps\u016f. Nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00edm z\u00e1\u017eitkem za posledn\u00ed hodinu je p\u0159\u00edlet dvou much. Abych nep\u0159eh\u00e1n\u011bl, zrovna let\u00ed t\u0159et\u00ed. V\u00a0d\u00e1li zabu\u010d\u00ed kr\u00e1va, zabzu\u010d\u00ed cirkul\u00e1rka a spr\u00e1vce h\u0159i\u0161t\u011b dop\u00edj\u00ed u tribunky jak\u00e9hosi lahv\u00e1\u010de. Nuda? Jist\u011b! Ale jak\u00e1, kdy\u017e m\u00e1 \u010dlov\u011bk p\u0159ed sebou osv\u011b\u017euj\u00edc\u00ed saharu od Matu\u0161ky, vz\u00e1p\u011bt\u00ed jeho p\u0161enici, raptora a dal\u0161\u00ed kr\u00e1sn\u00e9 kusy matu\u0161kovsk\u00e9ho reperto\u00e1ru. Vz\u00edt si den dovolen\u00e9, najmout si mikrobus a \u010dum\u011bt kdesi na vsi do tr\u00e1vy? No rozhodn\u011b! Hele, pane Matu\u0161ko, s\u00a0t\u00edm chmelen\u00edm za studena, jak to d\u011bl\u00e1te? Minuta ticha. Nadechne se a pronese: \u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9. A zas minuta ticha.<\/p>\n
Takovou zat\u011b\u017ek\u00e1vac\u00ed zkou\u0161kou sklen\u011bn\u00e1 st\u0159echa nad atriem pivovaru Anto\u0161 je\u0161t\u011b nepro\u0161la. Nad Slan\u00fdm nez\u016fstane ani jeden \u010dert svobodn\u00fd, hromy div\u011b bij\u016f, proudy vody sa lij\u00fa. Ven nelze vyl\u00e9zt. Stejn\u011b v\u00a0t\u00e9 pr\u016ftr\u017ei nic nejezd\u00ed. Ale\u2026 Ale to Spring Ale! Ta ho\u0159kost, co trv\u00e1 a trv\u00e1\u2026 Chce to jen si je\u0161t\u011b loknout a koukat, jak dovnit\u0159 pomalu zat\u00e9k\u00e1. Chyb\u00ed n\u011bkomu n\u011bco?<\/p>\n
Kapurkovou se obvykle naz\u00fdv\u00e1 \u0161l\u00e1ftru\u0148k, posledn\u00ed pan\u00e1k na rozlou\u010denou, od kapurek, co\u017e jsou futra. V\u00a0Kalteneckeru v\u00a0Ro\u017e\u0148av\u011b d\u00e1v\u00e1 Laco m\u00edsto pan\u00e1ka na z\u00e1v\u011br sv\u016fj archivn\u00ed brok\u00e1t, hutnou plnou lahodnou sedmadvac\u00edte\u010dku. V\u00a0le\u017e\u00e1ck\u00e9m sklep\u011b si ji ka\u017ed\u00fd to\u010d\u00ed s\u00e1m rovnou z\u00a0tanku. No, ob\u010das n\u011bkdo nep\u0159epere ten zatracen\u00fd kohoutek a cenn\u00e9 kapky brok\u00e1tu pr\u00fd\u0161t\u00ed na podlahu. Voni to ut\u0159ou, prav\u00ed s\u00a0ledov\u00fdm klidem Laco.<\/p>\n
Doba je zl\u00e1, k\u00fdvl hlavou Hynek a kouk\u00e1 na \u0159adu n\u00e1dhern\u00fdch pe\u010den\u00fdch kolen, nejsp\u00ed\u0161 asi z\u00a0mamuta. Nebo mamutanta. Mastn\u00e9 huby, mastn\u00e9 ruce, mastn\u00e9 sklenice. A co kdybychom tu sedmn\u00e1cte\u010dku grizzlyho tady v berounsk\u00e9m Medv\u011bdovi pili rovnou ze d\u017eb\u00e1nku, co n\u00e1m nos\u00ed sl\u00e1dek z\u00a0tanku? Mastn\u00fd d\u017eb\u00e1n.<\/p>\n
V\u0161ichni u\u017e odpadli, v\u0161ichni jsou na\u0161rot. Posledn\u00ed vytrvalci si u\u017e\u00edvaj\u00ed letn\u00ed noc. Po p\u00f3diu leze tak deseticentimetrov\u00e1 kudlanka. Po p\u00f3diu, na kter\u00e9m se p\u0159ed chv\u00edl\u00ed hr\u00e1la Kudlanka. No je tohle mo\u017en\u00e9? V\u00a0Dale\u0161ick\u00e9m pivovaru ano. Je\u0161t\u011b posledn\u00edho jazov\u00e9ho le\u017e\u00e1ka zvan\u00e9ho Kou\u0159\u00edc\u00ed kr\u00e1l\u00edk a po\u010det na\u0161rotov\u00fdch se zv\u00fd\u0161\u00ed o jednoho.<\/p>\n
Co se div\u00edte, cht\u011bl dceru, tak mus\u00ed va\u0159it pivo, pravil pan S\u00e1s v\u00a0Lomnici u Sokolova. A ze\u0165\u00e1k se jen ot\u00e1\u010d\u00ed. Pivovar Permon je v\u00a0p\u0159eds\u00edni ve vilce, ale u\u017e se chyst\u00e1 ten velk\u00fd v\u00a0sokolovsk\u00e9m kl\u00e1\u0161te\u0159e. Co se div\u00edte, cht\u011bl provdat dceru, tak mus\u00ed va\u0159it pivo, pravil pan Kozl\u00ed\u010dek v\u00a0Horn\u00edch Dubenk\u00e1ch a tch\u00e1n v\u00e1\u017een\u00fd advok\u00e1t se jen ot\u00e1\u010d\u00ed. P\u0159edt\u00edm mu v\u00a0pat\u0159e kv\u016fli varn\u011b zbo\u0159ili koupelnu a sklepy zabrala spilka, do kter\u00e9 se mladina nos\u00ed po schodech ve v\u011bdru.<\/p>\n
Z\u00edtra teprve otev\u00edr\u00e1me, je\u0161t\u011b tu nem\u00e1me sklo, omlouval se Michal asi ve t\u0159i v\u00a0noci a \u0161el nabrat historicky prvn\u00edho moritze do kameniny. Lok\u00e1l von\u00ed novotou a v\u010derej\u0161\u00ed v\u00e1rkou. Ty jo, pivovar jsem je\u0161t\u011b nedefloroval. Olomouc sp\u00ed a my deflorujeme. A v\u00a0hotelu jsme pak akor\u00e1t na sn\u00eddani. Ty vymydlen\u00e9 sle\u010dinky od stolu odvedle maj\u00ed z\u00a0pohledu na n\u00e1s asi zka\u017een\u00fd cel\u00fd den. Ale slu\u0161\u00ed jim to.<\/p>\n
Jak se to j\u00ed? Robby dr\u017e\u00ed \u0161neka v\u00a0kl\u00ed\u0161\u0165k\u00e1ch jako od cuk\u0159enky a nech\u00e1pav\u011b ho ot\u00e1\u010d\u00ed na v\u0161echny strany. Prost\u011b ho popadni a vysosni. Je\u0161t\u011b jednu v\u00e1no\u010dku, pros\u00edm. Proto\u017ee i letos tu v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed osmn\u00e1cte\u010dku na Strahov\u011b uva\u0159ili tak dobrou. A \u0161neci se\u00a0v\u00a0\u010cech\u00e1ch o v\u00e1noc\u00edch jedli odjak\u017eiva. A to pivo se d\u00e1 skoro kousat. \u017d\u00edly zaplavuje kr\u00e1sn\u00e1 \u00fanava.<\/p>\n
Jojo. Pivo je poesie. A dobr\u00e9 pivo je dobr\u00e1 poesie.<\/p>\n
ps\u00e1no pro \u010dasopis Pivo, Beer <\/em>& <\/em>Ale <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Vad\u00ed snad n\u011bkomu, \u017ee to jsou star\u00e1 polorozpadl\u00e1 papundeklov\u00e1 kas\u00e1rna? Sta\u010d\u00ed se pod\u00edvat proti zapadaj\u00edc\u00edmu slun\u00ed\u010dku. A v\u00a0jeho z\u00e1\u0159i kr\u00e1\u010d\u00ed skoro pr\u016fsvitn\u00e1 pan\u00ed \u0161\u00e9fov\u00e1 pivovaru Slezan Leskovec v\u00a0letn\u00edch \u0161atech, na bly\u0161tiv\u00e9m t\u00e1cu t\u0159i nefiltrovan\u00e9 nepasterovan\u00e9 le\u017e\u00e1ky a t\u0159i polotmav\u00e9 \u0161estn\u00e1cte\u010dky. Sv\u011btlo se lom\u00ed p\u0159es p\u016fllitry, h\u00e1\u017ee zlat\u00e9 blesky a \u010dlov\u011bk m\u016f\u017ee jen vydechnout.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-publikovane-clanky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1111"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1111\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1112,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1111\/revisions\/1112"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}