{"id":114,"date":"2009-12-10T16:29:10","date_gmt":"2009-12-10T15:29:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/?p=114"},"modified":"2009-12-10T16:29:10","modified_gmt":"2009-12-10T15:29:10","slug":"raj-na-buzeraku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/?p=114","title":{"rendered":"R\u00e1j na buzer\u00e1ku"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>O n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bv\u011b mikropivovaru Slezan v Leskovci.<br \/>\nAsi u\u017e jsem mrtvej a n\u011bjak\u00fdm nedopat\u0159en\u00edm rovnou v r\u00e1ji. \u0160t\u00edpni m\u011b. Au! Nebyl to r\u00e1j. Ale daleko k n\u011bmu to nem\u011blo. Asi mysl\u00edte, \u017ee mysl\u00edm n\u011bjakou vyhl\u00e1\u0161enou pivnici ve stylov\u00e9m prost\u0159ed\u00ed. Tak nemyslete. N\u011bco takov\u00e9ho nemysl\u00edm. R\u00e1j, kter\u00fd m\u00e1m namysli, je oby\u010dejn\u00fd buzer\u00e1k v polorozpadl\u00fdch kas\u00e1rn\u00e1ch.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->\u017de to zn\u00ed \u00fachyln\u011b? V\u00edm, ale nemohu jinak. Taky byste nemohli. Sed\u00edm u dlouh\u00e9ho d\u0159ev\u011bn\u00e9ho stolu pod p\u0159erostl\u00fdmi smrky p\u0159ed klasick\u00fdm hnusn\u00fdm kas\u00e1rensk\u00fdm montovan\u00fdm bar\u00e1kem, nav\u00edc poznamenan\u00fdm 15let\u00fdm \u00fatokem p\u0159\u00edrody. Kde kdysi nat\u00edrali tr\u00e1vu nazeleno a malovali obrubn\u00edky nab\u00edlo, tam to dnes vypad\u00e1 jak v osad\u011b duch\u016f.<\/p>\n<p>Jen\u017ee: zaklon\u00edm hlavu a vyval\u00edm o\u010di. Po schodech z n\u011bkdej\u0161\u00ed kant\u00fdny vych\u00e1z\u00ed n\u011bco jako and\u011bl, zapadaj\u00edc\u00ed slunce obkresluje velmi dob\u0159e \u0159e\u0161enou siluetu mlad\u00e9 \u017eeny (stejn\u011b jsou kolem Prajska nejhez\u010d\u00ed!), paprsky prosv\u00edtaj\u00ed skrz vlasy a hlavn\u011b prot\u00ednaj\u00ed p\u011bt n\u00e1dhern\u00fdch nefiltrovan\u00fdch le\u017e\u00e1k\u016f Slezan, co m\u00e1 ta pan\u00ed na podnose. Zav\u0159ete o\u010di a p\u0159edstavte si to. A d\u00e1te mi zapravdu, takhle n\u011bjak mus\u00ed vypadat r\u00e1j.<\/p>\n<p>Kdy\u017e si k tomu p\u0159imysl\u00edte vedro jak svi\u0148a, \u017e\u00edze\u0148 jak poleno, pochop\u00edte m\u00e9 pocity. Pocity z posezen\u00ed v mikropivovaru Slezan v Leskovci. Kdy\u017e pojedete z Opavy na jih, projedete Hradec nad Moravic\u00ed a kousek za n\u00edm odbo\u010d\u00edte doleva, jste v malebn\u00e9 vsi v malebn\u00fdch kopc\u00edch jm\u00e9nem Leskovec. (Furt mi to automatick\u00fd korektor opravuje na l\u00edskovec, blbec.) A tak kilometr od vsi jsou ta polorozpadl\u00e1 a moravskou d\u017eungl\u00ed zarostl\u00e1 kas\u00e1rna.<\/p>\n<p>V nich pan Ren\u00e9 Binar za asistence sv\u00e9 kr\u00e1sn\u00e9 pan\u00ed va\u0159\u00ed ty svoje dobroty. Kdysi j\u00eddelna pro lampas\u00e1ky, dnes mal\u00e1 putyka a za n\u00ed u\u017e mali\u010dk\u00e1 varna. Jedna v\u00e1rka \u010din\u00ed 200 litr\u016f, va\u0159\u00ed se hlavn\u011b kvasnicov\u00fd le\u017e\u00e1k 11, 12 a 13, sv\u011btl\u00fd i tmav\u00fd. Na \u010depu jsou ale obvykle jen dva druhy, jedno z jmenovan\u00fdch a k tomu n\u011bjak\u00fd aktu\u00e1ln\u00ed speci\u00e1lek. Loni p\u0159i m\u00e9 n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bv\u011b to byla t\u0159eba sv\u011btl\u00e1 \u0161estn\u00e1cte\u010dka, letos jsem tam popil polotmavou osmn\u00e1cte\u010dku.<\/p>\n<p>Za varnou je polystyr\u00e9nov\u00fdmi deskami izolovan\u00e1 chlazen\u00e1 cimra a v n\u00ed pivo kvas\u00ed: v modr\u00fdch plastikov\u00fdch barelech! To jsem je\u0161t\u011b nevid\u011bl. Holt, pivo se d\u00e1 d\u011blat i levn\u011b, a to pivo fakt vynikaj\u00edc\u00ed. Za \u201ebarelovou&#8220; spilkou je pochopiteln\u011b je\u0161t\u011b izolovan\u011bj\u0161\u00ed a je\u0161t\u011b chlazen\u011bj\u0161\u00ed le\u017e\u00e1ck\u00e1 m\u00edstnost, kde pivo zraje samoz\u0159ejm\u011b v sudech, kde by se tu vzaly tanky. I kdy\u017e jde vlastn\u011b o klasick\u00e9 le\u017e\u00e1ky spodn\u011b kva\u0161en\u00e9, jak\u00e9 tvo\u0159\u00ed absolutn\u00ed v\u011bt\u0161inu u n\u00e1s va\u0159en\u00e9ho piva u\u017e 166 let, chu\u0165 Slezanu je osobit\u00e1 a origin\u00e1ln\u00ed. Sv\u011btlej\u0161\u00ed kousky jsou sp\u00ed\u0161 nasl\u00e1dlej\u0161\u00ed, pln\u00e9 a kr\u00e1sn\u011b von\u00edc\u00ed, tmav\u0161\u00ed maj\u00ed chu\u0165 slo\u017eit\u011bj\u0161\u00ed, s naho\u0159kl\u00fdm such\u00fdm koncem. No radost. Nikdy bych nev\u011b\u0159il, \u017ee se mi jednou nebude cht\u00edt odej\u00edt z kas\u00e1ren. Zaje\u010fte n\u011bkdy do Leskovce a nebude se v\u00e1m cht\u00edt taky. Je to r\u00e1j.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bv\u011b mikropivovaru Slezan v Leskovci. Asi u\u017e jsem mrtvej a n\u011bjak\u00fdm nedopat\u0159en\u00edm rovnou v r\u00e1ji. \u0160t\u00edpni m\u011b. Au! Nebyl to r\u00e1j. Ale daleko k n\u011bmu to nem\u011blo. Asi mysl\u00edte, \u017ee mysl\u00edm n\u011bjakou vyhl\u00e1\u0161enou pivnici ve stylov\u00e9m prost\u0159ed\u00ed. Tak nemyslete. N\u011bco takov\u00e9ho nemysl\u00edm. R\u00e1j, kter\u00fd m\u00e1m namysli, je oby\u010dejn\u00fd buzer\u00e1k v polorozpadl\u00fdch kas\u00e1rn\u00e1ch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-114","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-zlehka"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=114"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":115,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114\/revisions\/115"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=114"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=114"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=114"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}