Cel\u00fd n\u00e1rod se pot\u00fdk\u00e1 se z\u00e1ke\u0159nou nemoc\u00ed. Z\u00e1stupy imunolog\u016f se sna\u017e\u00ed zamezit jej\u00edmu \u0161\u00ed\u0159en\u00ed, st\u00e1tn\u00ed org\u00e1ny zav\u00e1d\u011bj\u00ed dal\u0161\u00ed a dal\u0161\u00ed drastick\u00e1 opat\u0159en\u00ed. P\u0159itom existuje jednoduch\u00e9 \u0159e\u0161en\u00ed. Ano, j\u00e1 zn\u00e1m recept, jak kovid zastavit a zni\u010dit. Prozrad\u00edm v\u00e1m ho.<\/p>\n
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Je to recept stoprocentn\u011b spolehliv\u00fd, osv\u011bd\u010den\u00fd a vyzkou\u0161en\u00fd. K ukon\u010den\u00ed epidemie pln\u011b posta\u010d\u00ed, kdy\u017e ministr prost\u0159ed\u00ed pro \u017eivot \u010dlov\u011bka Brabec vystoup\u00ed na tiskov\u00e9 konferenci a dramatick\u00fdm hlasem prohl\u00e1s\u00ed, \u017ee za\u017e\u00edv\u00e1me nejstra\u0161n\u011bj\u0161\u00ed epidemii za p\u011bt set let. Ale co \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m za p\u011bt set let. Alarmist\u00e9 d\u00e1vno v\u011bd\u00ed, \u017ee kdy\u017e p\u0159eh\u00e1n\u011bt, tak po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b. Brabec \u0159ekne, \u017ee za\u017e\u00edv\u00e1me nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed smrt\u00edc\u00ed r\u00e1nu v d\u011bjin\u00e1ch lidstva, stra\u0161n\u011bj\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e v\u0161echny morov\u00e9 epidemie historie, hor\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e hromadn\u00e9 n\u00e1kazy \u00faplavice, tyfu, tuberkul\u00f3zy, sp\u00e1ly, ne\u0161tovic, obrny, spalni\u010dek, cholery, lepry, AIDS a v\u0161ech dal\u0161\u00edch naka\u017eliv\u00fdch chorob dohromady.<\/p>\n
Co nastane? Kovid okam\u017eit\u011b zmiz\u00ed. Po\u010det nositel\u016f nov\u00e9ho viru ihned klesne na nulu, ba dokonce se oto\u010d\u00ed do z\u00e1porn\u00fdch \u010d\u00edsel. A za p\u00e1r t\u00fddn\u016f si na tuto epidemickou epizodu nikdo nevzpomene. Brabec to m\u00e1 p\u0159ece u\u017e vyzkou\u0161en\u00e9.<\/p>\n
Na ja\u0159e n\u00e1m teatr\u00e1ln\u011b sd\u011blil, \u017ee za\u017e\u00edv\u00e1me nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed sucho za p\u011bt set let. Mysl\u00edte si, \u017ee pr\u0161\u00ed? Ale kdepak. To v\u00e1m na hlavu pad\u00e1 to Brabcovo p\u011btisetlet\u00e9 sucho. To Brabcovo sucho zavla\u017euje na\u0161e pole, pln\u00ed na\u0161e p\u0159ehrady, podm\u00e1\u010d\u00ed na\u0161e louky, blahod\u00e1rn\u011b skr\u00e1p\u00ed celou krajinu a ob\u010das i zaplavuje na\u0161e sklepy, ni\u010d\u00ed m\u016fstky a silnice, odn\u00e1\u0161\u00ed ornici a zvy\u0161uje hladiny na\u0161ich tok\u016f. To v\u0161e um\u00ed ono Brabcovo p\u011btisetlet\u00e9 sucho.<\/p>\n
A kdy\u017e se mu to tak k\u0159epce povedlo s t\u00edm suchem, zcela jist\u011b bude um\u011bt zkrotit i kovidovu smr\u0161\u0165. Je to na n\u011bm. Ministr Brabec m\u00e1 na\u0161i budoucnost v rukou. Nebo \u017ee by ji m\u011bl v pa\u017ei?<\/p>\n
Vzka\u017ete to panu premi\u00e9rovi. Ten m\u00e1 Brabce v hrsti.<\/p>\n