Oregon je mikropivovar\u016f r\u00e1j. Lep\u0161\u00ed, ne\u017e skon\u010dit ve velk\u00e9 d\u00ed\u0159e.
\nN\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed lid\u00e9 n\u011bkdy d\u011blaj\u00ed fakt hodn\u011b divn\u00e9 v\u011bci. T\u0159eba tuhle. Parta \u010dty\u0159 kluk\u016f si \u0159ekla, \u017ee jen tak, bez v\u00fdbavy (krom\u011b n\u011bkolika plechovkov\u00fdch plzn\u00ed v bazuce, to je takov\u00fd tepeln\u011b izolovan\u00fd v\u00e1lec, co se d\u00e1 nosit p\u0159ed rameno) sleze do nejhlub\u0161\u00edho ka\u0148onu v Americe.<\/p>\n
Ka\u0148on se jmenuje Hell\u00b4s (\u010e\u00e1bl\u016fv) a vyhloubila ho \u0159eka Snake (Had) do horsk\u00e9ho masivu ve zcela lidupr\u00e1zdn\u00e9 kon\u010din\u011b na hranici mezi Oregonem a Idahem. No, co si budeme pov\u00eddal, blbost to byla od za\u010d\u00e1tku. I kdyby se povedlo dostat se a\u017e na dno t\u00e9 dva tis\u00edce metr\u016f hlubok\u00e9 d\u00edry, co pak? Jen\u017ee parta u\u017e m\u011bla za sebou u\u017e dost jin\u00fdch vykonan\u00fdch hrdinn\u00fdch \u010din\u016f a nesmysl\u016f, \u017ee do toho \u0161la a neb\u00fdt sme\u010dky had\u016f (co tu safra d\u011blali, u \u0159eky Snake?), kter\u00e1 asi tak ve t\u0159etin\u011b cesty zk\u0159\u00ed\u017eila part\u011b cestu, mohly b\u00fdt kosti \u010dlen\u016f v\u00fdpravy jednou p\u011bknou atrakc\u00ed pro turisty, a\u017e se tam za sto let n\u011bjac\u00ed dostanou.<\/p>\n
Tahle, tlupou had\u016f zahn\u00e1ni, z\u016fstali \u017eiv\u00ed a vydali se zp\u011bt do civilizace. Po p\u00e1d des\u00edtk\u00e1ch mil prvn\u00ed ostr\u016fvek \u2013 Imnaha. T\u0159i bar\u00e1ky na dn\u011b malebn\u00e9ho stejnojmenn\u00e9ho ka\u0148onu. Jeden z nich – no bomba! \u2013 hospoda. Teda sp\u00ed\u0161 kr\u00e1mek s barem. V\u0161ak tam ani nem\u011bli ko\u0159alku, to by bez hospodsk\u00e9 koncese byl pr\u016f\u0161vih. Stra\u0161liv\u00e9 kafe a je\u0161t\u011b hor\u0161\u00ed pivo, n\u011bjak\u00fd ten Coors a Miller Lite, u\u017e nev\u00edm. Ble.<\/p>\n
Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed za dal\u0161\u00edch p\u00e1r des\u00edtek mil p\u0159ijde civilizace opravdov\u00e1. Turistick\u00e9 chatky u jezera mezi velk\u00fdmi stromy pod horsk\u00fdmi \u0161t\u00edty. P\u00e1r turistick\u00fdch restaurac\u00ed s turistick\u00fdm pivem. Ale o p\u00e1r mil vedle je vlastn\u00ed m\u011bste\u010dko s n\u00e1zvem Joseph, po slavn\u00e9m indi\u00e1nsk\u00e9m n\u00e1\u010deln\u00edkovi Pep\u00edkovi. Jedna ulice, p\u00e1r bar\u00e1k\u016f. A v n\u011bm z\u010distajasna \u2013 z\u00e1zrak.<\/p>\n
D\u0159ev\u011bn\u00e1 vilka, prost\u011b mal\u00fd dome\u010dek, p\u0159ed n\u00edm zahr\u00e1dka (v Americe nev\u00edd\u00e1no!) a na \u0161t\u00edt\u011b \u0161okuj\u00edc\u00ed n\u00e1pis: \u201eNejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed v\u00fdb\u011br piv z mikropivovar\u016f ve v\u00fdchodn\u00edm Oregonu\u201c. Bylo u\u017e celkem chladno, ale zahr\u00e1dce ne\u0161lo odolat. A p\u0159i\u0161el dal\u0161\u00ed z\u00e1zrak. P\u011bkn\u00e1, dvacetilet\u00e1 serv\u00edrka (no tohle? tady?). To ale zdaleka nen\u00ed v\u0161echno. Parta se pt\u00e1: vy fakt m\u00e1te to\u010den\u00e1 piva z oregonsk\u00fdch mikropivovar\u016f? No jasn\u011b, pov\u00edd\u00e1 d\u011bva. A m\u016f\u017eem dostat pivn\u00ed kartu? A te\u010f to p\u0159ijde: J\u00e1 jsem pivn\u00ed karta. A za\u010dala od\u0159\u00edk\u00e1vat jednu zna\u010dku za druhou. Ke ka\u017ed\u00e9 n\u011bco o u technologii, z\u00e1kladn\u00ed chu\u0165ov\u00e9 vlastnosti, ho\u0159kost, procenta alkoholu. Ohromena ji parta zastavila asi u osm\u00e9 zna\u010dky a objednala si dv\u011b rundy. No za\u017eili jste to? P\u011bkn\u00e1 baba a je\u0161t\u011b rozum\u00ed pivu? \u0160t\u00edpni m\u011b, kamar\u00e1de.<\/p>\nngg_shortcode_0_placeholder\n
Zima ale p\u0159ituhla a uvnit\u0159 se uvolnil st\u016fl, tak jde parta do lok\u00e1lu. Jo, jmenovalo se to The Embers Brew House. Uvnit\u0159 prost\u0159ed\u00ed sp\u00ed\u0161 jak v cukr\u00e1rn\u011b. I host\u00e9 podle toho vypadali. \u017d\u00e1dn\u00ed pivn\u00ed chasn\u00edci, sp\u00ed\u0161 rodinky, d\u00ed\u0165\u00e1tka, stolet\u00e9 d\u00e1my. A obsluha sam\u00e9 baby. Parta si objednala n\u011bco na zub a pokra\u010dovala v pr\u016fzkumn\u00e9 cest\u011b pivn\u00edm reperto\u00e1rem sm\u011brem od ni\u017e\u0161\u00ed volt\u00e1\u017ee nahoru.<\/p>\n
Po p\u00e1t\u00e9m \u010di \u0161est\u00e9m kousku piv se st\u00e1le vy\u0161\u0161\u00edm procentem alkoholu se \u017eiv\u00e1 pivn\u00ed karta za\u010dala podobat st\u00e1le v\u00edce n\u011b\u010demu mezi Miss Universe a and\u011blem. Nosila a ke ka\u017ed\u00e9mu pivu laskav\u011b vykl\u00e1dala. SageBrush Clasic Pills z Deschutes v Bendu, Mack and Jack Amber od Redwinu, Redhook Blonde, znovu z Bendu Black Butte Porter xx, Widmer Ale, Organic Ale Natural Blonde z Grand Tetonu. No kousky k pohled\u00e1n\u00ed. To se nedivte, \u017ee se parta hned sna\u017eila dov\u011bd\u011bt, co m\u00e1 and\u011bl na programu ve\u010der. Pr\u00fd u\u017e n\u011bco m\u00e1. Ale pl\u00e1ny se daj\u00ed zm\u011bnit, ne? Hm, asi nedaj\u00ed. A frnk, byla pry\u010d.<\/p>\n
Nahradila ji kolegyn\u011b asi o dvacet let star\u0161\u00ed a o sto kilo t\u011b\u017e\u0161\u00ed, ale ta toho o pivu v\u011bd\u011bla je\u0161t\u011b v\u00edc! A to pro partu bylo z\u00e1sadn\u00ed. Dokonce t\u011bsn\u011b p\u0159ed zav\u00edra\u010dkou ta u\u017e v tu chv\u00edli docela mlad\u00e1 a \u0161t\u00edhl\u00e1 pan\u00ed v\u011bd\u011bla, \u017ee se slu\u0161\u00ed p\u0159in\u00e9st nejsiln\u011bj\u0161\u00ed pivo v dom\u011b, jen tak do kal\u00ed\u0161k\u016f. Co to bylo, u\u017e si n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed \u010dlenov\u00e9 v\u00fdpravy nepamatuj\u00ed, ale m\u011blo to volt\u00e1\u017e tak deset a bylo to tmav\u00e9 a dobr\u00e9.<\/p>\n
Je\u0161t\u011b te\u010f n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed \u010dlenov\u00e9 party zam\u00e1\u010dknou slzu. Nev\u00edte o n\u011b\u010dem podobn\u00e9m t\u0159eba v Kladn\u011b nebo Neratovic\u00edch? \u017de by zas bylo pro\u010d \u017e\u00edt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Oregon je mikropivovar\u016f r\u00e1j. Lep\u0161\u00ed, ne\u017e skon\u010dit ve velk\u00e9 d\u00ed\u0159e. N\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed lid\u00e9 n\u011bkdy d\u011blaj\u00ed fakt hodn\u011b divn\u00e9 v\u011bci. T\u0159eba tuhle. Parta \u010dty\u0159 kluk\u016f si \u0159ekla, \u017ee jen tak, bez v\u00fdbavy (krom\u011b n\u011bkolika plechovkov\u00fdch plzn\u00ed v bazuce, to je takov\u00fd tepeln\u011b izolovan\u00fd v\u00e1lec, co se d\u00e1 nosit p\u0159ed rameno) sleze do nejhlub\u0161\u00edho ka\u0148onu v Americe.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-124","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-zlehka"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=124"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":126,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124\/revisions\/126"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=124"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=124"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=124"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}