Po \u010dty\u0159ech letech tu m\u00e1me komun\u00e1ln\u00ed volby a s nimi op\u011bt o n\u011bco bl\u00e1zniv\u011bj\u0161\u00ed p\u0159edvolebn\u00ed sliby. \u010clov\u011bk je nem\u016f\u017ee p\u0159ehl\u00e9dnout, kdyby se sna\u017eil sebev\u00edc. Zakop\u00e1v\u00e1me o n\u011b na ka\u017ed\u00e9m kroku.<\/p>\n
Jeden kandid\u00e1t slibuje, \u017ee zlevn\u00ed Pra\u017ean\u016fm plyn. Co\u017ee? Ty m\u00e1\u0161 n\u011bjak\u00fd plyn? Kde? Uka\u017e! Nebo to rad\u011bji ne. A ty jsi a\u017e dosud ten plyn prod\u00e1val draho a a\u017e te\u010f ho teprve kone\u010dn\u011b zlevn\u00ed\u0161? A to se t\u00edm chlub\u00ed\u0161?<\/p>\n
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Jin\u00fd zase oznamuje, \u017ee m\u00e1 pl\u00e1n proti oh\u0159\u00edv\u00e1n\u00ed m\u011bsta. No, asi ho m\u011bl spustit a\u017e po volb\u00e1ch, proto\u017ee tohle z\u00e1\u0159\u00ed moc oh\u0159\u00e1t\u00e9 nebylo. A v\u016fbec, co tu kdo po\u0159\u00e1d troj\u010d\u00ed kolem oh\u0159\u00edv\u00e1n\u00ed m\u011bsta? Tady, na pades\u00e1t\u00e9 rovnob\u011b\u017ece? T\u0159ic\u00edtky jsou tu tak t\u0159i t\u00fddny v roce, zbytek roku tu m\u00e1me po\u010das\u00ed jak v Anglii. Nejlep\u0161\u00ed je, jak zrovna ve chv\u00edl\u00edch, kdy tu panuj\u00ed t\u0159icetistup\u0148ov\u00e1 \u00famorn\u00e1 vedra, seberou se skoro t\u0159i miliony na\u0161ich spoluob\u010dan\u016f a p\u0159ed vedrem prchaj\u00ed \u2013 do je\u0161t\u011b v\u011bt\u0161\u00edho vedra, tedy tam, kde jsou zrovna \u010dty\u0159ic\u00edtky. Tyhle volby m\u011bly b\u00fdt v lednu, byl bych zv\u011bdav na \u00fasp\u011bch hesla o pl\u00e1nu proti oh\u0159\u00edv\u00e1n\u00ed.<\/p>\n
A kdy\u017e u\u017e jsme u oh\u0159\u00edv\u00e1n\u00ed, jedna strana nab\u00edz\u00ed vyh\u0159\u00edvan\u00fd plaveck\u00fd baz\u00e9n. Ne ze sv\u00e9ho, za pen\u00edze poplatn\u00edk\u016f. Za pen\u00edze v\u0161ech poplatn\u00edk\u016f, aby t\u011bch n\u011bkolik, kte\u0159\u00ed miluj\u00ed r\u00e1ch\u00e1n\u00ed se v tepl\u00e9 vod\u011b, m\u011blo levn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed vstupn\u00e9. A \u010d\u00edm ten baz\u00e9n budou oh\u0159\u00edvat? Svetrem? Nojo, oni tuhle kampa\u0148 asi vymysleli u\u017e na ja\u0159e a bylo jim l\u00edto vyhozen\u00fdch pen\u011bz za v\u00fdrobu reklamy.<\/p>\n
N\u011bkter\u00e9 strany rovnou vyhro\u017euj\u00ed. Slibuj\u00ed m\u011bsto vst\u0159\u00edcn\u00e9 k men\u0161in\u00e1m. V dob\u011b, kdy b\u011bhem p\u00e1r dn\u016f jen na Zl\u00ednsku pochytali n\u011bkolik set neleg\u00e1ln\u00edch migrant\u016f. V dob\u011b, kdy sousedn\u00ed Rakousko naprosto nezvl\u00e1d\u00e1 n\u00e1por ekonomick\u00fdch p\u0159ist\u011bhovalc\u016f, nadirigovan\u00fdch promigra\u010dn\u00edmi neziskovkami. V dob\u011b, kdy na tureck\u00e9 hranici stoj\u00ed t\u0159i a\u017e p\u011bt milion\u016f \u010dekatel\u016f na evropsk\u00e9 soci\u00e1ln\u00ed d\u00e1vky.<\/p>\n
Je to \u010dern\u00e9 a klepe to na dve\u0159e. Co to je? Na\u0161e budoucnost. Star\u00fd vtip, kter\u00fd p\u0159est\u00e1v\u00e1 b\u00fdt vtipn\u00fd. A do toho n\u00e1m slibuj\u00ed rozjasn\u011bn\u00e9 tv\u00e1\u0159e, \u017ee za nich bude l\u00edp. Kdyby \u0159\u00edkali, \u017ee za nich bude h\u016f\u0159 jen o trochu, zat\u00edmco s jin\u00fdmi by bylo h\u016f\u0159 o hodn\u011b, tak by tomu \u010dlov\u011bk snad mohl uv\u011b\u0159it, ale takhle\u2026<\/p>\n
\u017derty stranou jdou p\u0159i \u010dten\u00ed slibu, \u017ee tihle za\u0159\u00edd\u00ed levn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed energii. A\u017e pr\u00fd je zvol\u00edme. Jen\u017ee oni u\u017e m\u011bstu vl\u00e1dnou te\u010f, tak pro\u010d tu levn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed energii d\u00e1vno neza\u0159\u00eddili! Asi nem\u011bli \u010das, pl\u00e1novali dal\u0161\u00ed sebevra\u017eedn\u00e9 cyklopruhy na hlavn\u00edch v\u00fdpadovk\u00e1ch.<\/p>\n
Tak si \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m, kdy n\u011bkdo kone\u010dn\u011b p\u0159ijde s p\u0159edvolebn\u00edm heslem: kdy\u017e zvol\u00edte n\u00e1s, nebudeme v\u00e1m p\u0159ek\u00e1\u017eet. Takovou kandid\u00e1tku bych volil. M\u00edsto toho v\u0161ichni sout\u011b\u017e\u00ed o nejhloup\u011bj\u0161\u00ed n\u00e1pady, jak utratit pen\u00edze poplatn\u00edk\u016f pr\u00fd l\u00e9pe, ne\u017e by si je poplatn\u00edci utratili sami.<\/p>\n
Ladislav Jakl, 22. z\u00e1\u0159\u00ed 2022<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Po \u010dty\u0159ech letech tu m\u00e1me komun\u00e1ln\u00ed volby a s nimi op\u011bt o n\u011bco bl\u00e1zniv\u011bj\u0161\u00ed p\u0159edvolebn\u00ed sliby. \u010clov\u011bk je nem\u016f\u017ee p\u0159ehl\u00e9dnout, kdyby se sna\u017eil sebev\u00edc. Zakop\u00e1v\u00e1me o n\u011b na ka\u017ed\u00e9m kroku. Jeden kandid\u00e1t slibuje, \u017ee zlevn\u00ed Pra\u017ean\u016fm plyn. Co\u017ee? Ty m\u00e1\u0161 n\u011bjak\u00fd plyn? Kde? Uka\u017e! Nebo to rad\u011bji ne. A ty jsi a\u017e dosud ten plyn prod\u00e1val […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12934","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-publikovane-clanky","category-zlehka"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12934","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12934"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12934\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12936,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12934\/revisions\/12936"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12934"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12934"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12934"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}