V\u00e1noce jsou odm\u011bnou za adventn\u00ed zti\u0161en\u00ed, usebr\u00e1n\u00ed, sebezpyt a por\u00fdp\u00e1n\u00ed se ve sv\u00fdch dluz\u00edch, z\u00e1vazc\u00edch a nespln\u011bn\u00fdch slibech. A za nabyt\u00e9 odhodl\u00e1n\u00ed polep\u0161it se. Jo tak tahle snadn\u00e9 byste to cht\u011bli m\u00edt!? No to ani n\u00e1hodou! Chcete si zaslou\u017eit \u0161t\u011bdrove\u010dern\u00ed \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed? Trpte!<\/p>\n
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N\u011bkdy v \u00fasvitu d\u011bjin v jednom dnes u\u017e tis\u00edcilet\u00e9m m\u011bst\u011b na horn\u00ed Oh\u0159i konala se o V\u00e1noc\u00edch p\u016flno\u010dn\u00ed m\u0161e v kostele svat\u00e9ho V\u00e1clava. Hned po n\u00ed se ml\u00e1de\u017e se\u0161la, \u00fakoly byly rozd\u011bleny. \u0160lo se do hospody U Oty. To byla lavi\u010dka na autobusov\u00e9 zast\u00e1vce, odkud bylo d\u00edky proluce mezi domy (dnes u\u017e d\u00e1vno zastav\u011bn\u00e9) vid\u011bt \u010d\u00e1st ob\u0159\u00edho n\u00e1pisu POTRAVINY. A toti\u017e p\u00edsmena OT. Proto hospoda U Oty. Basa piv, n\u011bjak\u00e1 ta placatice a kytara. A tak se mydlilo do kytary, hul\u00e1kalo, pop\u00edjelo. Bez pok\u00e1n\u00ed, bez nadechnut\u00ed ke spo\u010dinut\u00ed. Trest p\u0159i\u0161el \u2013 a byl krut\u00fd.
\n\u0160t\u011bd\u0159e krvav\u00fd ve\u010der
\nOno toti\u017e mrzlo. A nav\u00edc ten alkohol, \u017ee. A tak mi tehdy u onoho chebsk\u00e9ho parku pov\u00edd\u00e1 kamar\u00e1dka: Co to m\u00e1\u0161 s tou kytarou? Co bych s n\u00ed jako m\u011bl m\u00edt, hraje norm\u00e1ln\u011b. Tak se na ni pod\u00edvej! A ono jo. Cel\u00e1 p\u0159edn\u00ed deska byla komplet zafl\u00e1kan\u00e1\u2026 krv\u00ed. Mou krv\u00ed. Alkohol plus mr\u00e1z rovn\u00e1 se nulov\u00e1 citlivost. Na \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9m z horn\u00edch \u010dl\u00e1nk\u016f \u010dty\u0159 prst\u016f prav\u00e9 ruky nezbyl kousek k\u016f\u017ee. Sed\u0159eno na kost. No, asi p\u016fjdeme dom\u016f.
\nJen\u017ee doma bylo teplo. A prsty p\u0159i\u0161ly k sob\u011b. Ka\u017ed\u00fd tep srdce znamenal bolest na omdlen\u00ed. Celou noc. A cel\u00fd druh\u00fd den. Je\u0161t\u011b o silvestru to nebyl \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd med. Tak takhle to dopad\u00e1, kdy\u017e se \u010dlov\u011bk hrne rovnou k bohapust\u00e9mu ejchuch\u016fjuchuch\u016f, ani\u017e by p\u0159edt\u00edm zakusil n\u011bjakou ob\u011b\u0165.
\nZlat\u00e9 pras\u00e1tko vid\u011bti
\nA dnes? Klidn\u011b bych mohl m\u00edt zlat\u00fd vep\u0159\u00edn. U\u017e pades\u00e1t let v\u00edd\u00e1m na \u0160t\u011bdr\u00fd ve\u010der zlat\u00e9 pras\u00e1tko. Postit se \u0160t\u011bdr\u00fd den a\u017e do slavnostn\u00ed \u0161t\u011bdrodenn\u00ed ve\u010de\u0159e, to je pro m\u011b samoz\u0159ejmost\u00ed. V\u011bc\u00ed cti a sv\u011bdom\u00ed. A taky je to trochu bob\u0159\u00edk trp\u011blivosti, vprost\u0159edku v\u0161ech t\u011bch v\u016fn\u00ed p\u0159ipravovan\u00fdch dobrot.
\nTradice, zvyky a oby\u010deje (kter\u00e9 budeme po p\u0159\u00edpadn\u00e9m p\u0159ijet\u00ed Istanbulsk\u00e9 \u00famluvy muset vym\u00fdtit ostrou ma\u010detou) se ale kraj od kraje m\u00edrn\u011b li\u0161\u00ed. N\u011bkdy i od vesnice k vesnici. A velmi specifickou n\u00e1rodopisnou zvl\u00e1\u0161tnost m\u00e1 \u0161t\u011bdrodenn\u00ed p\u016fst v kraji, kter\u00fd se nal\u00e9z\u00e1 v okruhu asi jednoho metru kolem mne. Krkem nesm\u00ed proj\u00edt jen to, co se kou\u0161e. Na tekutiny se p\u016fst v m\u00edst\u011b, na kter\u00e9m se zrovna pohybuji, zkr\u00e1tka nevztahuje.
\nV\u0161ak to mnoz\u00ed zn\u00e1te. Na \u0160t\u011bdr\u00fd den \u2013 uprost\u0159ed v\u0161ech t\u011bch p\u0159\u00edprav \u2013 baby nesn\u00e1\u0161ej\u00ed ze v\u0161eho nejv\u00edc dv\u011b v\u011bci. Zaprv\u00e9, kdy\u017e se kolem nich chlap neust\u00e1le p\u0159i\u010dinliv\u011b mot\u00e1 a anga\u017eovan\u011b se do prac\u00ed zapojuje. Na zabit\u00ed. A zadruh\u00e9, kdy\u017e se chlap uveleb\u00ed na pohovce a sleduje nejlep\u0161\u00ed kino sv\u011bta: \u017eenu p\u0159i pr\u00e1ci. Na zabit\u00ed.
\nTak\u017ee v z\u00e1jmu vlastn\u00ed bezpe\u010dnosti chlapovi nezb\u00fdv\u00e1 ne\u017e se rad\u011bji vytratit do ulic. A tam, v on\u011bch ulic\u00edch, z\u00e1ludn\u011b \u010d\u00edhaj\u00ed sam\u00e9 pasti a \u00faklady. Copak o ty r\u016fzn\u00e9 pochutiny, ka\u0161tany, slaninky, rybi\u010dky, kol\u00e1\u010dky, klob\u00e1sky, fazolov\u00e9 gul\u00e1\u0161ky, na to v\u0161e m\u00e1 letit\u00fd sb\u011bratel zlat\u00fdch \u010du\u0148at v\u016fli u\u017e d\u00e1vno vytr\u00e9novanou. Pun\u010de, grogy, medoviny, slivovice, lik\u00e9rky, to by \u010dlov\u011bk u\u017e kv\u016fli \u00fact\u011b k v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed atmosf\u00e9\u0159e vynechat nem\u011bl. Okusit tam, ochutnat tamhle. A v \u00fatrob\u00e1ch se rozhost\u00ed v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed klid a m\u00edr… a apetit. Pry\u010d s n\u00edm! Pomni pras\u00e1tka zlat\u00e9ho!
\nKoruna \u0161t\u011bdrove\u010dern\u00edho \u010dek\u00e1n\u00ed
\nA nyn\u00ed p\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed ta prav\u00e1 chv\u00edle pro utajen\u00fd, prav\u00fd smysl kouzeln\u00fdch moment\u016f, kter\u00e9 napl\u0148uj\u00ed na\u0161e \u010dek\u00e1n\u00ed na \u0160t\u011bdr\u00fd ve\u010der. Betl\u00e9my? Co\u017ee?? No dobr\u00e1, tak v\u00e1\u017en\u011b. Pivo p\u0159ece. Ani za letn\u00edch t\u0159ic\u00edtek pivo nechutn\u00e1 tak jako o V\u00e1noc\u00edch. Ostatn\u011b, v l\u00e9t\u011b se stejn\u011b pij\u00ed piva takov\u00e1 ta leh\u010d\u00ed, slab\u0161\u00ed, aby to s n\u00e1mi pak v horku neseklo. O V\u00e1noc\u00edch maj\u00ed slovo po\u0159\u00e1dn\u00e9 kusy.
\nHlavn\u00edm v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00edm stylem je bock. To je spodn\u011b kva\u0161en\u00e9 pivo le\u017e\u00e1kovit\u00e9ho typu, ale siln\u00e9, hutn\u00e9, hust\u00e9, plnotu\u010dn\u00e9. Ne moc prokva\u0161en\u00e9, aby alkohol p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 neodleh\u010doval onu kulatou, oblou a vl\u00eddnou podstatu prav\u00e9ho bocku. Bocky b\u00fdvaj\u00ed \u010dasto barvy jantarov\u00e9, medov\u00e9, na\u010dervenal\u00e9 \u010di d\u0159evit\u00e9. V chuti m\u00edrn\u011b nasl\u00e1dl\u00e9, vyrovnan\u00e9, zaoblen\u00e9, hladk\u00e9. Mnoh\u00e9 bocky jsou ko\u0159en\u011bny vanilkou, sko\u0159ic\u00ed, fenyklem, tymi\u00e1nem, h\u0159eb\u00ed\u010dkem, svatoj\u00e1nsk\u00fdm chleb\u00ed\u010dkem. Prost\u011b takov\u00e9 tekut\u00e9 cukrov\u00ed, kter\u00e9 ale na rozd\u00edl od cukrov\u00ed opravdov\u00e9ho k\u00fd\u017een\u00e9ho zlat\u00e9ho vep\u0159\u00edka nezapla\u0161\u00ed. Alespo\u0148 ne v kraji, kter\u00fd se nach\u00e1z\u00ed ve vzd\u00e1lenosti do jednoho metru ode mne.
\nMnoh\u00e9 pivovary se na v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed \u010dasy t\u011b\u0161\u00ed a sv\u00e9 verze v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00edch bock\u016f si chystaj\u00ed u\u017e od l\u00e9ta. Nebudu tu d\u011blat reklamu na\u0161im ani zahrani\u010dn\u00edm konkr\u00e9tn\u00edm pivovar\u016fm, ale n\u011bkter\u00e9 z nich maj\u00ed v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed bocky jako svou hlavn\u00ed celoro\u010dn\u00ed marketingovou vlajkovou lo\u010f.
\nSladce chutn\u00e1 v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed pivo!
\nV\u00e1no\u010dn\u00edm pivem ale nemus\u00ed b\u00fdt jen bock, i kdy\u017e to je klasika nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed. Existuj\u00ed v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed verze trapistick\u00fdch piv, kriek\u016f, wit\u016f (s koriandrem), tmav\u00fdch speci\u00e1l\u016f, porter\u016f, weizenbock\u016f, amber nebo red ejl\u016f a kdov\u00ed \u010deho je\u0161t\u011b. N\u011bkter\u00e9 pivovary pou\u017e\u00edvaj\u00ed recepturu v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00edch piv po celou zimn\u00ed sezonu, nebo naopak jednu edici zimn\u00edho piva obl\u00e9knou do v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00edho h\u00e1vu, aby to vypadalo, \u017ee je to unik\u00e1t jen pro V\u00e1noce. Ale to by je\u0161t\u011b \u0161lo. Hor\u0161\u00ed je, kdy\u017e za v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed raritu n\u011bkde vyd\u00e1vaj\u00ed jedno ze sv\u00fdch b\u011b\u017en\u00fdch celoro\u010dn\u00edch piv, na kter\u00e9 se jen nalep\u00ed v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed etiketa. Tady jde etiketa stranou a takov\u00fdm je t\u0159eba \u0159\u00edct, \u017ee jsou to o\u0161kliv\u00e1 k\u00e1\u010d\u00e1tka.
\nM\u00f3dou se staly i pivn\u00ed adventn\u00ed kalend\u00e1\u0159e, na ka\u017ed\u00fd den adventu jin\u00e9 pivo. No jo, marketing. No, pro\u010d ne, \u017ee. Ale aspo\u0148 by to m\u011bl b\u00fdt n\u011bjak\u00fd zaj\u00edmav\u011b vybran\u00fd mix, ne pouze p\u0159ehl\u00eddka v\u0161eho, co b\u011b\u017en\u011b koup\u00edte po cel\u00fd rok v kr\u00e1m\u011b.
\nP\u0159i bloum\u00e1n\u00ed ulicemi to m\u016f\u017ee chv\u00edli trvat, ne\u017e n\u011bjak\u00e9 to po\u0159\u00e1dn\u00e9 v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed pivo ulov\u00edte. N\u011bkde potk\u00e1te kamar\u00e1dy, kte\u0159\u00ed od sv\u00fdch kr\u00e1sn\u00fdch polovi\u010dek prchli se stejnou motivac\u00ed, pak je t\u0159eba d\u00e1t hlavy dohromady a vyrazit po vhodn\u011b zvolen\u00e9 rafinovan\u00e9 trase.
\nA proto\u017ee bylo \u0159e\u010deno, \u017ee v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed kousky b\u00fdvaj\u00ed hodn\u011b siln\u00e9, mus\u00ed se holt po\u010d\u00edtat se ztr\u00e1tami. Jeden kamar\u00e1d se zasekne tamhle v putyce, druh\u00fd se omluv\u00ed, \u017ee pr\u00fd nutn\u011b mus\u00ed s d\u011btmi s\u00e1\u0148kovat, prost\u011b slab\u0161\u00ed kusy odpadaj\u00ed. Zato ti, co zbudou, b\u00fdvaj\u00ed pat\u0159i\u010dn\u011b odm\u011bn\u011bni. A krom\u011b zlat\u00e9ho pras\u00e1tka se do\u010dkaj\u00ed t\u0159eba i n\u011bjak\u00fdch b\u00edl\u00fdch my\u0161ek.
\nPod Karlov\u00fdm mostem na \u0160t\u011bdr\u00fd den hostem
\nAle jsme p\u0159ece kulturn\u00ed lid\u00e9, nebudeme se bavit jen o chlastu, \u017ee. U\u017e od osmdes\u00e1t\u00fdch let chod\u00edv\u00e1m na \u0160t\u011bdr\u00fd den k bistru U Bruncv\u00edka pod Karlov\u00fdm mostem. Tam se sejde n\u011bkolik stovek milovn\u00edk\u016f spole\u010densky pojat\u00fdch V\u00e1noc a v\u0161ichni si zazp\u00edvaj\u00ed koledy. S hudebn\u00edm doprovodem a pod dohledem laskav\u00e9 pan\u00ed dirigentky. Texty koled se rozd\u00e1vaj\u00ed. A kdy\u017e na v\u00e1s n\u00e1hodou vyjde \u0159ada ve front\u011b k pultu, m\u016f\u017eete si na osv\u011b\u017een\u00ed hlasivek d\u00e1t calvados nebo portsk\u00e9. A nekoukejte po\u0159\u00e1d po t\u011bch klob\u00e1s\u00e1ch na ro\u017eni!
\nKdy\u017e u\u017e jste koled syti a z v\u016fn\u011b klob\u00e1s v\u00e1m za\u010dne kru\u010det v b\u0159i\u0161e, kousek odsud je pivovar Vojan\u016fv dv\u016fr. No to by bylo, aby tu n\u011bjak\u00e9 v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed pivo nebylo. Od ledna budou m\u00edt sv\u00e9 vlastn\u00ed pivo i v bl\u00edzk\u00e9m pivovaru Mikul\u00e1\u0161, tak to asi a\u017e p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b. Ale pak u\u017e to chce p\u0159ej\u00edt most a hledat kouzlo V\u00e1noc a v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00edch piv do starom\u011bstsk\u00fdch uli\u010dek. Tam zpravidla nepotk\u00e1te starom\u011bstsk\u00e9 uli\u010dn\u00edky, ale polovinu lidstva ze v\u0161ech dvaceti kontinent\u016f. Tihle lovci romantick\u00fdch fotografi\u00ed v\u00e1m cestu k dal\u0161\u00edmu v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00edmu pivu neporad\u00ed. J\u00e1 ale tak\u00e9 ne. Proto\u017ee jsou momenty, kdy \u010dlov\u011bk pot\u0159ebuje b\u00fdt i u v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00edho piva s\u00e1m.
\nS pivem v hlav\u011b pod strome\u010dek
\nP\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed toti\u017e chv\u00edle pro tyhlety sentimenty. Vzpom\u00edn\u00e1te, jak\u00e9 byly V\u00e1noce d\u0159\u00edv, co jste v \u017eivot\u011b ztratili a co z\u00edskali, a\u017e z toho bilancov\u00e1n\u00ed dostanete takovou \u017e\u00edze\u0148, \u017ee se vyd\u00e1te na dal\u0161\u00ed \u010d\u00e1st v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00ed pivn\u00ed pouti. Na z\u00e1v\u011br je\u0161t\u011b tohle, pak tamhleto, ale te\u010f u\u017e fakt posledn\u00ed, doma \u010dekaj\u00ed.
\nTo sis nemohl sundat ty boty, kdy\u017e jsem tu cel\u00fd den ukl\u00edzela?! A kam to h\u00e1z\u00ed\u0161 tu bundu?! Ne, te\u010f pan\u00e1ka nedostane\u0161! U\u017e jsi dal sv\u00e9 d\u00e1rky pod strome\u010dek? Ne, ty k n\u011bmu rad\u011bji necho\u010f, je\u0161t\u011b bys ho vyvr\u00e1til. A nesedej si sem, tady bude sed\u011bt teta! Prost\u011b sam\u00e9 ty lib\u00e9 zvuky domova. V\u00e1no\u010dn\u00edho domova.
\nA pak zazvon\u00ed zvone\u010dek, vy jdete pod strome\u010dek a t\u011b\u0161\u00edte se na box n\u011bjak\u00fdch kr\u00e1sn\u00fdch v\u00e1no\u010dn\u00edch piv. Svetr? Py\u017eamo? P\u011bna do koupele? Pr\u00fd pivn\u00ed? No jo, hlavn\u011b \u017ee jsme v\u0161ichni tak hezky pohromad\u011b. Jdete do sv\u00e9 dom\u00e1c\u00ed pivot\u00e9ky a rozd\u011bl\u00edte se o tituln\u00ed archivn\u00ed kousek s t\u00edm kr\u00e1sn\u00fdm zlat\u00fdm pras\u00e1tkem, co si sed\u00e1 naproti v\u00e1m a konspira\u010dn\u011b pomrk\u00e1v\u00e1. Tak jsme po roce zase spolu. A st\u00e1lo to za to.<\/p>\n
Ps\u00e1no pro prosincov\u00fd \u010dasopis TO<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
V\u00e1noce jsou odm\u011bnou za adventn\u00ed zti\u0161en\u00ed, usebr\u00e1n\u00ed, sebezpyt a por\u00fdp\u00e1n\u00ed se ve sv\u00fdch dluz\u00edch, z\u00e1vazc\u00edch a nespln\u011bn\u00fdch slibech. A za nabyt\u00e9 odhodl\u00e1n\u00ed polep\u0161it se. Jo tak tahle snadn\u00e9 byste to cht\u011bli m\u00edt!? No to ani n\u00e1hodou! Chcete si zaslou\u017eit \u0161t\u011bdrove\u010dern\u00ed \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed? Trpte!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13919","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-publikovane-clanky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13919","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13919"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13919\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13920,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13919\/revisions\/13920"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13919"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13919"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13919"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}