{"id":15406,"date":"2026-07-07T14:40:40","date_gmt":"2026-07-07T12:40:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/?p=15406"},"modified":"2026-07-07T14:40:40","modified_gmt":"2026-07-07T12:40:40","slug":"myty-o-vaclavu-klausovi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/?p=15406","title":{"rendered":"M\u00fdty o V\u00e1clavu Klausovi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"western\" align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><i>S&nbsp;V\u00e1clavem Klausem a pro V\u00e1clava Klause pracuji od za\u010d\u00e1tku prosince roku 1997. tedy 28 a p\u016fl roku. Za tuto dobu jsem se pochopiteln\u011b musel setkat s&nbsp;\u0159adou zv\u011bst\u00ed a p\u0159edstav, kter\u00e9 kolem n\u011bj ve ve\u0159ejnosti panuj\u00ed, pop\u0159\u00edpad\u011b jsou soustavn\u011b z\u00e1m\u011brn\u011b \u0161\u00ed\u0159eny. A m\u011bl jsem tis\u00edce p\u0159\u00edle\u017eitost\u00ed si ov\u011b\u0159it, do jak\u00e9 m\u00edry tyto zv\u011bsti koreluj\u00ed se skute\u010dnost\u00ed a do jak\u00e9 m\u00edry je lze se znalost\u00ed v\u011bci ozna\u010dit za m\u00fdty.<\/i><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\"><!--more--><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Velmi \u010dast\u00fdm, ale od reality z\u00e1rove\u0148 nejvzd\u00e1len\u011bj\u0161\u00edm vtipem o Klausovi je: K&nbsp;\u010demu m\u00e1 poradce? Aby m\u011bl komu radit. Kdo s&nbsp;n\u00edm jen chv\u00edli pracoval, dob\u0159e v\u00ed, \u017ee to je p\u0159esn\u011b naopak. Je zvykl\u00fd sv\u00e9 bl\u00edzk\u00e9 okol\u00ed neust\u00e1le vyt\u011b\u017eovat. Jakoukoli svou p\u0159edn\u00e1\u0161ku, projev, dopis, ve\u0159ejn\u00e9 sd\u011blen\u00ed \u010di i jen organiza\u010dn\u00ed rozhodnut\u00ed do detailu konzultuje se sv\u00fdmi kolegy. Ka\u017edou chv\u00edli n\u00e1s svol\u00e1v\u00e1 ke stolu a \u0159ekne: konzervativci v&nbsp;Tramt\u00e1rii m\u011b zvou na konferenci s&nbsp;t\u00edmhle n\u00e1zvem a m\u00e1m vystoupit v&nbsp;panelu s&nbsp;t\u00edmto vymezen\u00edm. Kter\u00e9 my\u0161lenky se hod\u00ed k&nbsp;tomu, abych je tam zd\u016fraz\u0148oval zrovna j\u00e1? <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Podobn\u00e9 to je s&nbsp;jak\u00fdmkoli ve\u0159ejn\u00fdm prohl\u00e1\u0161en\u00edm. P\u0159inese pracovn\u00ed n\u00e1vrh textu, rozd\u00e1 n\u00e1m ho, a za p\u016fl hodiny se sejdeme a pilujeme ho. No, ob\u010das je to debata ve stylu \u201ev\u00edce hlav \u2013 v\u00edce boul\u00ed\u201c, proto\u017ee v&nbsp;kolektivu nejde napsat symfonii ani autorsk\u00fd text. Ale pan prezident na tom takto trv\u00e1. Tak \u0159e\u0161\u00edme spole\u010dn\u011b i ty nejmen\u0161\u00ed nuance. Nikdo z&nbsp;n\u00e1s by to takto pe\u010dliv\u011b, podrobn\u011b a d\u016fsledn\u011b kolektivn\u011b ned\u011blal. N\u011bkdy se p\u0159ijde poradit i individu\u00e1ln\u011b t\u0159eba jen o jedn\u00e9 v\u011bt\u011b nebo jednom slov\u011b. Stoj\u00ed mu to za to.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><b>Asoci\u00e1ln\u00ed Klaus?<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Dal\u0161\u00edm m\u00fdtem je jeho \u00fadajn\u00e1 asoci\u00e1lnost \u010di necitlivost k&nbsp;lidem kolem. Je to tak\u00e9 zrovna naopak. Jako prvn\u00ed z&nbsp;n\u00e1s si v\u0161imne, \u017ee \u0159idi\u010d nebo asistentka maj\u00ed n\u011bjak\u00fd osobn\u00ed probl\u00e9m. Zaj\u00edm\u00e1 se o n\u011b, pt\u00e1 se na n\u011b, pamatuje si jejich p\u0159\u00edb\u011bhy. To nikdo z&nbsp;n\u00e1s takto pozorn\u011b ned\u011bl\u00e1. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">O ekonomech se \u0159\u00edk\u00e1, \u017ee maj\u00ed sklony k&nbsp;technick\u00e9mu talentu. No, myslel jsem si v\u017edy, \u017ee nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed ne\u0161ika a neschopa v&nbsp;praktick\u00fdch v\u011bcech na sv\u011bt\u011b jsem j\u00e1, ne\u017e jsem ale poznal VK. A v\u00edte, pro\u010d jsou n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed z&nbsp;n\u00e1s chlap\u016f neprakti\u010dt\u00ed nemotorov\u00e9? Proto\u017ee si to mohou dovolit, proto\u017ee on to za n\u011b v\u017edy n\u011bkdo n\u011bjak ud\u011bl\u00e1. Za n\u00e1s\u2026<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">V\u00e1clav Klaus, to jsou \u010d\u00edsla, tabulky, grafy. No, to je pravda jen z&nbsp;poloviny. Je to du\u0161e obrazn\u00e1 a romantick\u00e1, z&nbsp;pracovny mu neust\u00e1le \u0159ve na cel\u00e9 kolo n\u011bjak\u00fd modern\u00ed free jazz, r\u00e1d \u0159e\u0161\u00ed grafick\u00e9 a obrazov\u00e9 str\u00e1nky pozv\u00e1nek, knih, let\u00e1k\u016f. Miluje v\u00fdtvarn\u00e9 um\u011bn\u00ed a hudbu a ur\u010dit\u011b v\u00edce \u010dasu tr\u00e1v\u00ed s&nbsp;literaturou kr\u00e1snou ne\u017e s&nbsp;literaturou odbornou. Nev\u011b\u0159\u00edte? M\u011bli byste.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Klaus a pivo. Ano. R\u00e1d si zajde do hospody a nej\u010dast\u011bji v&nbsp;n\u00ed pije pr\u00e1v\u011b pivo. A b\u00fdv\u00e1 u n\u011bj \u010dasto vid\u011bn. A\u017e by se dalo \u0159\u00edci, \u017ee to je pivn\u00ed \u010dlov\u011bk. Jen\u017ee ani za skoro t\u0159icet let se mi nepoda\u0159ilo vysv\u011btlit mu, jak\u00e9 \u017ee jsou z\u00e1kladn\u00ed pivn\u00ed styly a \u010d\u00edm se vyzna\u010duj\u00ed. Pivo je u n\u011bj prost\u011b pivo. Hlavn\u011b aby v&nbsp;n\u011bm nic neru\u0161ilo. Nejen vada, ale prost\u011b \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e1 n\u00e1padn\u00e1 v\u016fn\u011b nebo chu\u0165. P\u0159esv\u011bd\u010dit ho o spr\u00e1vnosti jin\u00e9ho p\u0159\u00edstupu, to je mission impossible.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><b>Klaus a humor<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Nakonec prozrad\u00edm vlastnost, o kter\u00e9 se v&nbsp;jeho okol\u00ed v\u00ed, ale kdyby se v\u011bd\u011blo v\u00edc, byla by jist\u011b zneu\u017e\u00edv\u00e1ny. Loyalita. Jsou lid\u00e9, kte\u0159\u00ed ho stokr\u00e1t zklamali, stejn\u011b je h\u00e1j\u00ed a zast\u00e1v\u00e1 se jich. Nemus\u00ed b\u00fdt \u010dlov\u011bk zrovna mstiv\u00fd (od toho m\u00e1me jin\u00e9 postavy na\u0161\u00ed politiky), ale jeho loyalita zejm\u00e9na v\u016f\u010di b\u00fdval\u00fdm koleg\u016fm je skoro bezmezn\u00e1 a nepochopiteln\u00e1.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Jo, a um\u00ed se h\u00e1dat? No jasn\u011b! My, je\u0161itn\u00ed chlapi, se h\u00e1d\u00e1me po\u0159\u00e1d. I o blbostech, i o v\u00e1\u017en\u00fdch v\u011bcech. Rozpory se nezakr\u00fdvaj\u00ed, rozpory se pitvaj\u00ed. M\u00e1lokdo ale um\u00ed tak jako on oto\u010dit list \u2013 a za\u010d\u00edt znova od nuly. N\u011bkolik minut star\u00e9 drama je zapomenuto, \u0159e\u0161\u00ed se p\u0159ece n\u011bco \u00fapln\u011b jin\u00e9ho. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">A smysl pro humor? No, nev\u00edm, co kdyby tyhle \u0159\u00e1dky n\u011bkdy \u010detl. Dobr\u00e1, risknu to. Humoru pochopiteln\u011b rozum\u00ed. Tomu sv\u00e9mu. Pokud ale \u0159\u00edk\u00e1te sebev\u011bt\u0161\u00ed blbost a tv\u00e1\u0159\u00edte se u toho v\u00e1\u017en\u011b, je schopen ji v\u00e1\u017en\u011b, poctiv\u011b a sna\u017eiv\u011b ch\u00e1pat. A\u017e to nevydr\u017e\u00edte a rad\u011bji d\u00e1te n\u011bjak okat\u011b najevo, \u017ee to byla fakt sranda.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"western\" align=\"justify\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">A jednu v\u011bc na konec. Slab\u00ed lid\u00e9 se obklopuj\u00ed sob\u011b podobn\u00fdmi. Ti siln\u00ed si dovol\u00ed m\u00edt kolem sebe diametr\u00e1ln\u011b zcela odli\u0161n\u00e9 lidsk\u00e9 existence. Asi proto, abychom v\u0161ichni tu a tam zap\u0159em\u00fd\u0161leli, \u017ee p\u0159ece tady mus\u00ed b\u00fdt i n\u011bco spole\u010dn\u00e9ho\u2026<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">Ps\u00e1no pro \u010dasopis TO, 6\/2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>S&nbsp;V\u00e1clavem Klausem a pro V\u00e1clava Klause pracuji od za\u010d\u00e1tku prosince roku 1997. tedy 28 a p\u016fl roku. Za tuto dobu jsem se pochopiteln\u011b musel setkat s&nbsp;\u0159adou zv\u011bst\u00ed a p\u0159edstav, kter\u00e9 kolem n\u011bj ve ve\u0159ejnosti panuj\u00ed, pop\u0159\u00edpad\u011b jsou soustavn\u011b z\u00e1m\u011brn\u011b \u0161\u00ed\u0159eny. A m\u011bl jsem tis\u00edce p\u0159\u00edle\u017eitost\u00ed si ov\u011b\u0159it, do jak\u00e9 m\u00edry tyto zv\u011bsti koreluj\u00ed se skute\u010dnost\u00ed [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15406","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-publikovane-clanky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15406","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15406"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15406\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15407,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15406\/revisions\/15407"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15406"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15406"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15406"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}