{"id":15489,"date":"2026-09-03T12:54:40","date_gmt":"2026-09-03T10:54:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/?p=15489"},"modified":"2026-09-03T12:55:22","modified_gmt":"2026-09-03T10:55:22","slug":"bajka-lidozroutska","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/?p=15489","title":{"rendered":"Bajka lido\u017eroutsk\u00e1"},"content":{"rendered":"

P\u0159ed d\u00e1vn\u00fdmi lety v jedn\u00e9 bl\u00edzk\u00e9 zemi \u017eila, byla tlupa kroma\u0148onc\u016f. Spali, kdy cht\u011bli, jedli, kdy\u017e bylo co, sex m\u011bli, kdy\u017e to na n\u011b p\u0159i\u0161lo, vyh\u0159\u00edvali se na slun\u00ed\u010dku, mokli v de\u0161ti. Sn\u011bdli, co na\u0161li nebo co \u0161lo kolem. A ob\u010das n\u011bco sn\u011bdlo je. A ob\u010das zmrzli nebo um\u0159eli na nemoc. Prost\u011b idylka.<\/i><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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Jednou ale p\u0159i\u0161ly hor\u0161\u00ed \u010dasy. Kolem ne\u0161la ani veverka, tuh\u00e9 ko\u0159\u00ednky se nedaly j\u00edst, bobule opadaly. Stra\u0161n\u00fd hlad tr\u00e1pil je. Kousek stranou od hlavn\u00edho ohni\u0161t\u011b p\u0159eb\u00fdval star\u00fd moudr\u00fd \u0161aman. Tak se ho \u0161li zeptat, co d\u011blat. \u0160aman rozum\u011bl \u0159e\u010di zv\u00ed\u0159at, \u0159e\u010di strom\u016f, \u0159e\u010di oblak\u016f. Nebo to aspo\u0148 \u0159\u00edkal. Hlavn\u011b ale rozum\u011bl \u0159e\u010di bo\u017esk\u00fdch hromov\u00fdch vl\u00e1dc\u016f hor, kte\u0159\u00ed s\u00eddlili vysoko ve skal\u00e1ch. Nebo to aspo\u0148 \u0159\u00edkal.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u0160amanovo proroctv\u00ed<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u0160aman delegaci kroma\u0148onc\u016f vyslechl, a pravil: p\u016fjdu do skal a zept\u00e1m se tam bo\u017estev. Sbalil se na t\u0159i dny a odkr\u00e1\u010del. Za t\u0159i dny se vr\u00e1til k nedo\u010dkav\u00fdm kroma\u0148onc\u016fm. Na jejich nal\u00e9h\u00e1n\u00ed v\u00e1\u017en\u011b promluvil: m\u00e1te pr\u016f\u0161vih. M\u00e1lo jste se klan\u011bli sm\u011brem k hor\u00e1m a m\u00e1lo d\u00e1rk\u016f jste jim p\u0159es \u0161amana pos\u00edlali. Je to va\u0161e vina. Bo\u017estva se nakrkla a proklela v\u00e1s. Nic tu neporoste a ani \u017e\u00ed\u017ealka se tu neproplaz\u00ed. A to by ne\u0161lo si je n\u011bjak usm\u00ed\u0159it, \u017eadon\u00ed kroma\u0148onci. \u0160lo, odv\u011btil \u0161aman. Ale to byste museli p\u0159in\u00e9st ob\u011bti nejvy\u0161\u0161\u00ed. Ona toti\u017e bo\u017estva hromov\u00e1 \u017eerou d\u011bti. Vyberte z m\u00edstn\u00edch d\u011bcek t\u0159i nejl\u00e9pe rostl\u00e9, j\u00e1 je tam odvedu, a bude zas dob\u0159e.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Kroma\u0148onci neznali z\u00e1kaz d\u011btsk\u00e9 pr\u00e1ce, tak se jim moc necht\u011blo, d\u011bti se hodily, ale po\u0159\u00e1d lep\u0161\u00ed p\u0159ij\u00edt o p\u00e1r d\u011bcek ne\u017e pochc\u00edpat hlady. Vybrali t\u0159i p\u011bkn\u00e9 kousky a p\u0159edali je \u0161amanovi. A \u0161aman \u017ee se ob\u011btuje a s\u00e1m s nimi p\u016fjde do skal. A jak \u0159ekl, tak ud\u011blal. Ka\u017ed\u00e9 d\u00edtko na vod\u00edtko a vyrazili.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Vype\u010den\u00fd \u0161aman<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

A kroma\u0148onci \u010dekali. Ur\u010dit\u011b d\u00e9le ne\u017e t\u0159i dny, ale um\u011bli po\u010d\u00edtat jen do t\u0159\u00ed, pro \u010d\u00edslovky nad t\u0159i m\u011bli jen slovo habad\u011bj. V b\u0159ich\u00e1ch jim kru\u010delo st\u00e1le v\u00edc, a\u017e to nevydr\u017eeli, a n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed se vydali do skal za \u0161amanem, jestli t\u0159eba n\u011bkde neuv\u00edzl.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

A on uv\u00edzl. Kdy\u017e ho na\u0161li, m\u011bl v zubech zrovna l\u00fdtka t\u0159et\u00edho d\u00edtka. A pupek jak m\u011bs\u00edc v \u00fapl\u0148ku. Kroma\u0148onci \u0161amana zabili, l\u00fdtka dojedli a vr\u00e1tili se k tlup\u011b. Tam zv\u011bstovali, \u017ee jim \u0161aman celou dobu v\u011b\u0161el bul\u00edky na nos. Teda, oni \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9ho bul\u00edka nikdy nevid\u011bli, ale p\u0159edstavovali si ho jako n\u011bco hodn\u011b velik\u00e9ho. A \u017ee to s tou vinou ur\u010dit\u011b nen\u00ed pravda. Nikoho neurazili, nic neprovedli. Jen m\u011bli chv\u00edli sm\u016flu. A taky \u017ee ano.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Najednou \u0161el kolem syt\u00fd sysel, za n\u00edm t\u0159i vypasen\u00e9 veverky, a hned byla hojnost. Kroma\u0148onci u\u017e si nikdy nenechali nic nabul\u00edkovat o vin\u011b a ob\u011bti a da\u0159ilo se jim vcelku slu\u0161n\u011b.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Jen\u017ee \u010dty\u0159icet tis\u00edc let uteklo jako voda a najednou p\u0159i\u0161li nov\u00ed \u0161amani. A \u017ee pr\u00fd lid\u00e9 moc zlob\u00ed svou planetu p\u00e1len\u00edm uhl\u00ed, a ta se urazila a ztrest\u00e1 je upe\u010den\u00edm za\u017eiva. Nebo to aspo\u0148 \u0159\u00edkaj\u00ed. Ale d\u00e1 se tomu zabr\u00e1nit, kdy\u017e t\u011bm nov\u00fdm \u0161aman\u016fm daj\u00ed p\u00e1r bilion\u016f. \u0160amani je pr\u00fd p\u0159edaj\u00ed ura\u017een\u00e9 planet\u011b, a ta lidem odpust\u00ed. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Leda\u017ee si lid\u00e9 vzpomenou na onoho \u0161amansk\u00e9ho podvodn\u00edka\u2026 <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u010casopis TO \u010d. 8\/2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

P\u0159ed d\u00e1vn\u00fdmi lety v jedn\u00e9 bl\u00edzk\u00e9 zemi \u017eila, byla tlupa kroma\u0148onc\u016f. Spali, kdy cht\u011bli, jedli, kdy\u017e bylo co, sex m\u011bli, kdy\u017e to na n\u011b p\u0159i\u0161lo, vyh\u0159\u00edvali se na slun\u00ed\u010dku, mokli v de\u0161ti. Sn\u011bdli, co na\u0161li nebo co \u0161lo kolem. A ob\u010das n\u011bco sn\u011bdlo je. A ob\u010das zmrzli nebo um\u0159eli na nemoc. Prost\u011b idylka.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15489","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-publikovane-clanky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15489","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15489"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15489\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15491,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15489\/revisions\/15491"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15489"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15489"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15489"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}