{"id":176,"date":"2009-12-30T12:28:33","date_gmt":"2009-12-30T11:28:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/?p=176"},"modified":"2009-12-30T12:30:16","modified_gmt":"2009-12-30T11:30:16","slug":"ctyri-zeny-konce-roku-009","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/?p=176","title":{"rendered":"\u010cty\u0159i \u017eeny konce roku 009"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Posledn\u00ed dny roku 009 byly ozdobeny skute\u010dn\u011b historick\u00fdmi \u010diny \u010dty\u0159 \u017een. Byla by \u0161koda, kdyby v mezisv\u00e1te\u010dn\u00edm \u010dase zapadly sn\u011bhem, tak je zde rad\u011bji p\u0159ipomenu.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"ngg-singlepic ngg-none alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/wp-content\/gallery\/perexy\/clanok_foto_100.jpg\" alt=\"clanok_foto_100\" width=\"199\" height=\"300\" \/>Prvn\u00ed z \u017een, holywoodsk\u00e1 here\u010dka st\u0159edn\u00edho v\u011bhlasu Melly Cruz-Lopezov\u00e1, se den p\u0159ed V\u00e1noci nechala sly\u0161et, \u017ee od p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00edho roku ji u\u017e nikdo nikdy neuvid\u00ed ve vln\u011bn\u00e9m kab\u00e1t\u011b. Neohl\u00e1sila t\u00edm ale novou m\u00f3du pro p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00ed sez\u00f3nu. Sv\u00fdm odv\u00e1\u017en\u00fdm a n\u00e1sledov\u00e1n\u00edhodn\u00fdm \u010dinem se p\u0159idala k um\u011blc\u016fm bojuj\u00edc\u00edm s oteplov\u00e1n\u00edm planety Zem\u011b. Jak Melly prohl\u00e1sila v televizn\u00edm po\u0159adu slavn\u00e9 moder\u00e1torky Sophie Beringov\u00e9, pokud s vlnou skoncuj\u00ed i jej\u00ed ostatn\u00ed kolegyn\u011b z Beverly Hills, mohlo by to ochladit Zem\u011bkouli a\u017e o dv\u011b kalorie na metr \u010dtvere\u010dn\u00ed. Za toto sv\u00e9 nesobeck\u00e9 gesto sklidila Cruz-Lopezov\u00e1 velk\u00e9 uzn\u00e1n\u00ed kulturn\u00edch kruh\u016f.<\/p>\n<p>Ale ne pouze uzn\u00e1n\u00ed. V doty\u010dn\u00e9m po\u0159adu j\u00ed moder\u00e1torka Beringov\u00e1 polo\u017eila zlomyslnou ot\u00e1zku, zda vlnou neizolovan\u00e9 mlad\u00e9 here\u010d\u010dino t\u011blo nebude vyza\u0159ovat do prostoru v\u00edce tepla, ne\u017e pokud by bylo p\u011bkn\u011b oble\u010deno. Momentu zat\u00e1p\u00e1n\u00ed dotazovan\u00e9 here\u010dky pak Beringov\u00e1 vyu\u017eila k prezentaci vlastn\u00ed bohulib\u00e9 iniciativy, kdy\u017e se p\u0159ed mili\u00f3ny televizn\u00edch div\u00e1k\u016f zav\u00e1zala, \u017ee p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00edch deset let ka\u017ed\u00fd p\u00e1tek nebude pou\u017e\u00edvat sv\u00e9ho robertka. A hned Cruz-Lopezov\u00e9\u00a0 vypo\u010d\u00edtala, \u017ee kdyby se podobn\u011b zachovaly v\u0161echny holywoodsk\u00e9 hv\u011bzdy, mohl by b\u00fdt ka\u017ed\u00fd p\u00e1tek vypnut jeden blok mazutov\u00e9 elektr\u00e1rny v Rock Islands.<\/p>\n<p>To u n\u00e1s jsou \u017eeny jin\u010d\u00edho form\u00e1tu. \u010cesk\u00fdm bulv\u00e1rem pro\u0161la minul\u00fd t\u00fdden zpr\u00e1va, \u017ee here\u010dka Helga Vontov\u00e1, hv\u011bzdi\u010dka popul\u00e1rn\u00edch televizn\u00edch seri\u00e1l\u016f posledn\u00edch dvou let, porodila hol\u010di\u010dku Krist\u00fdnu. Co u\u017e se ale do m\u00e9di\u00ed tak nedostalo, je pozad\u00ed t\u00e9to \u0161\u0165astn\u00e9 ud\u00e1losti.<\/p>\n<p>Vontov\u00e1 u\u017e z d\u0159\u00edv\u011bj\u0161\u00edho man\u017eelstv\u00ed dv\u011b d\u011bti m\u00e1 a jsou to p\u011bkn\u00ed spratci. A tak po dal\u0161\u00edm potomkovi jinak zvl\u00e1\u0161\u0165 netou\u017eila. Proto se zaradovala, kdy\u017e se j\u00ed v \u00fanoru dostala do rukou krabi\u010dka cigaret s n\u00e1lepkou ve zn\u011bn\u00ed \u201eKou\u0159en\u00ed m\u016f\u017ee zpomalovat krevn\u00ed ob\u011bh a zp\u016fsobuje neplodnost&#8220;. Jestli je pomalej\u0161\u00ed krevn\u00ed ob\u011bh dob\u0159e nebo \u0161patn\u011b, to Vontov\u00e1 neum\u011bla posoudit. Zato druh\u00e1 \u010d\u00e1st textu na cigaret\u00e1ch &#8211; p\u0159edev\u0161\u00edm d\u00edky sv\u00e9 jednozna\u010dn\u00e9 dikci (\u201ezp\u016fsobuje&#8220;, nikoli \u201em\u016f\u017ee zp\u016fsobovat&#8220;) &#8211; ji nadchla. A tak si \u0159ekla, \u017ee u\u0161et\u0159\u00ed na antikoncepci a je\u0161t\u011b si dop\u0159eje svou obl\u00edbenou zna\u010dku ku\u0159iva.<\/p>\n<p>Jen\u017ee ona ta n\u00e1lepka n\u011bjak nefungovala. Krist\u00fdna se narodila zdrav\u00e1 a kr\u00e1sn\u00e1, ale p\u0159eci jen by pot\u0159ebovala z\u00e1vdavek do budouc\u00edho \u017eivota. A tak Vontov\u00e1 chyst\u00e1 se sv\u00fdm pr\u00e1vn\u00edkem \u017ealobu na ministerstvo zdravotnictv\u00ed. Pr\u00fd to sprav\u00ed tak mili\u00f3n ro\u010dn\u011b a\u017e do Krist\u00fdnin\u00fdch osmn\u00e1ctin.<\/p>\n<p>Za posledn\u00ed pozoruhodnou \u017eenou t\u011bchto dn\u016f mus\u00edme op\u011bt do Ameriky, konkr\u00e9tn\u011b do Iowy. Odtamtud je republik\u00e1nsk\u00e1 kongresmanka Michelle Bachmanov\u00e1. Ta nejen\u017ee zah\u00e1jila boj za \u017e\u00e1rovkovou svobodu proti vnucovan\u00fdm fluorescen\u010dn\u00edm lamp\u00e1m, kter\u00e9 akor\u00e1t kaz\u00ed o\u010di, ale ozna\u010dila Obamovu zdravotnickou reformu za rud\u00e9 haraburd\u00ed, kter\u00e9 bude t\u0159eba po roce 2012 radik\u00e1ln\u011b vym\u00e9st z B\u00edl\u00e9ho domu.<\/p>\n<p>Mohu se m\u00fdlit, ale m\u00e1m takov\u00fd dojem, \u017ee z t\u011bchto \u010dty\u0159 \u017een v nadch\u00e1zej\u00edc\u00edm roce usly\u0161\u00edme jen o jedn\u00e9. A po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b nahlas.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Posledn\u00ed dny roku 009 byly ozdobeny skute\u010dn\u011b historick\u00fdmi \u010diny \u010dty\u0159 \u017een. Byla by \u0161koda, kdyby v mezisv\u00e1te\u010dn\u00edm \u010dase zapadly sn\u011bhem, tak je zde rad\u011bji p\u0159ipomenu.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-176","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-zlehka"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/176","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=176"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/176\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":183,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/176\/revisions\/183"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=176"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=176"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=176"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}