{"id":1931,"date":"2012-06-01T15:18:50","date_gmt":"2012-06-01T13:18:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/?p=1931"},"modified":"2012-06-01T15:21:33","modified_gmt":"2012-06-01T13:21:33","slug":"osklivy-novinarsky-sen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/?p=1931","title":{"rendered":"O\u0161kliv\u00fd novin\u00e1\u0159sk\u00fd sen"},"content":{"rendered":"

Mnoho z\u00a0t\u011bch, co m\u011b znaj\u00ed, o tom l\u00e9ta pochybuj\u00ed, ale i j\u00e1 n\u011bkdy sp\u00edm. Fakt. Stalo se mi to zrovna ned\u00e1vno, p\u0159ed p\u00e1r dny. A zd\u00e1l se mi stra\u0161liv\u00fd sen. Sen o novin\u00e1\u0159\u00edch naruby. Bylo to n\u011bjak takhle:<\/p>\n

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Skinhead Martin Fendrych z\u00a0T\u00fddne si nechal odoperovat svastiku z\u00a0p\u0159edlokt\u00ed a po letech obnovil svou Ob\u010danskou demokratickou alianci, aby kone\u010dn\u011b zaplatil jej\u00ed dluh 54 mili\u00f3n\u016f. Martin Kom\u00e1rek z\u00a0Mlad\u00e9 fronty dnes vstoupil zp\u011bt do sv\u00e9 rodn\u00e9 bu\u0148ky Komunistick\u00e9 strany, aby po dvaceti letech nav\u00e1zal na jej\u00ed rozvracen\u00ed zevnit\u0159. Lubo\u0161 Palata z\u00a0Lidovek kone\u010dn\u011b objevil tajemstv\u00ed \u00fa\u010dinku zubn\u00edho kart\u00e1\u010dku a \u00fastn\u00ed vody, co\u017e kvitovali v\u0161ichni jeho kolegov\u00e9 krom\u011b Plesla, kter\u00fd kv\u016fli tomu z\u00a0LN utekl. Karel Hv\u00ed\u017e\u010fala \u0161el do sebe a odevzdal na dobro\u010dinn\u00e9 \u00fa\u010dely Nada\u010dn\u00edmu fondu V\u00e1clava Klause 8 milion\u016f ukraden\u00fdch p\u0159i privatizaci den\u00edku Mlad\u00e1 fronta. Jaroslav Plesl nyn\u00ed u\u017e z\u00a0Reflexu tak\u00e9 prohl\u00e9dl, zvolal \u201ejak hluboko jsem klesl\u201c, zav\u00e1zal se, \u017ee u\u017e nebude lh\u00e1t v\u00a0televizi, doma ani v\u00a0novin\u00e1ch, ode\u0161el do kl\u00e1\u0161tera a u\u017e ani nehlesl. Petr Holec z\u00a0Reflexu zhubl o 185 kilo z\u00a0toho, jak t\u0159i t\u00fddny ml\u00e1til hlavou do zdi a volal: J\u00e1 nejsem Rao\u00fal, tak pro\u010d jsem zelenej! Erik Tabery dokonce zem\u0159el hlady p\u0159i \u010dek\u00e1n\u00ed, a\u017e mu z\u00a0v\u00fdtisku Respektu vypadnou vejce. Tolik se toti\u017e s\u017eil s\u00a0my\u0161lenkou, \u017ee pap\u00edr p\u0159ece snese v\u0161echno.Vladim\u00edr K\u0159ivka z\u00a0Lidov\u00fdch novin postoupil na vy\u0161\u0161\u00ed level a p\u0159ijal jm\u00e9no V\u00fdvrtka. Na\u010de\u017e zve\u0159ejnil sv\u016fj plat za posledn\u00ed t\u0159i roky a jeho neregistrovan\u00fd partner ho proklel a opustil. Nejd\u00e1le ov\u0161em za\u0161el se sv\u00fdm coming-outem Ji\u0159\u00ed Leschtina, te\u010f u\u017e nev\u00edm, z\u00a0jak\u00fdch novin. P\u0159e\u010detl si po sob\u011b sv\u00e9 \u010dl\u00e1nky za posledn\u00edch 25 let a jal se sp\u00e1chat harakiri l\u017e\u00edc\u00ed na boty. Na posledn\u00ed chv\u00edli si to ale rozmyslel a dal se na pok\u00e1n\u00ed. Po \u00fa\u010dinn\u00e9 sebekritice p\u0159ijal jm\u00e9no Le\u017e \u0164-ina. Sepsal knihu \u201eV\u017edy s\u00a0mocn\u00fdmi\u201c, kter\u00e1 je odstra\u0161uj\u00edc\u00edm p\u0159\u00edkladem pro v\u0161echny takov\u00e9 \u017eurnalisty, kte\u0159\u00ed by snad u\u017eu\u017e podlehli poku\u0161en\u00ed zahodit sv\u00e9 sv\u011bdom\u00ed.<\/p>\n

Najednou jsem se probudil. Jako ve spr\u00e1vn\u00e9m americk\u00e9m filmu vsed\u011b a zpocen\u00fd. Pustil jsem si televizi, pod\u00edval se do rann\u00edch novin a oddechl si. Byl to jen sen, v\u0161e je p\u0159i star\u00e9m, v\u0161e je v\u00a0po\u0159\u00e1dku.<\/p>\n

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Mnoho z\u00a0t\u011bch, co m\u011b znaj\u00ed, o tom l\u00e9ta pochybuj\u00ed, ale i j\u00e1 n\u011bkdy sp\u00edm. Fakt. Stalo se mi to zrovna ned\u00e1vno, p\u0159ed p\u00e1r dny. A zd\u00e1l se mi stra\u0161liv\u00fd sen. Sen o novin\u00e1\u0159\u00edch naruby. Bylo to n\u011bjak takhle:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1931","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-co-jsem-nerekl","category-zlehka"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1931","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1931"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1931\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1933,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1931\/revisions\/1933"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1931"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1931"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1931"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}