Revoluce pr\u00fd po\u017e\u00edraj\u00ed sv\u00e9 d\u011bti. Z\u00a0toho nutn\u011b plyne, \u017ee zelen\u00e1 revoluce nutn\u011b mus\u00ed po\u017e\u00edrat zelen\u00e9 d\u011bti. A ono jo.<\/p>\n
Soudob\u00e1 civilizace \u0161l\u00e1pla do zelen\u00e9ho lejna p\u011bkn\u011b naplno. Sebevra\u017eedn\u00e9 chov\u00e1n\u00ed se cel\u00fdch st\u00e1t\u016f, ba dokonce mezin\u00e1rodn\u00edch spole\u010denstv\u00ed skoro nejde zastavit. V\u0161eobecn\u00e9 zelen\u00e9 blbnut\u00ed dost\u00e1v\u00e1 zelenou p\u0159ed rozumem, a\u0165 to stoj\u00ed, co to stoj\u00ed. Jeden by \u0159ekl, \u017ee situace je beznad\u011bjn\u00e1. A p\u0159ece ne. Nad\u011bje \u017eije. \u017dije v\u00a0\u0161anci na to, \u017ee se zelen\u00ed fanatici po\u017eerou sami mezi sebou navz\u00e1jem.
\nZelen\u00ed fanatici maj\u00ed ke sv\u00e9mu fantaz\u00edrov\u00e1n\u00ed dva z\u00e1kladn\u00ed motivy. Jedn\u00edm z\u00a0motiv\u016f je v\u011b\u010dn\u011b zelen\u00fd mesianismus, bezmy\u0161lenkovit\u00e1 v\u00edra v\u00a0zelen\u00e9 dobro, kter\u00e9 mus\u00ed b\u00fdt lidstvu vnuceno t\u0159eba i n\u00e1sil\u00edm. Druh\u00fdm motivem je pak to, \u017ee zelen\u011bn\u00ed je skv\u011bl\u00fd byznys. Nikdy si nevyd\u011bl\u00e1te tolik miliard v\u00a0norm\u00e1ln\u00ed tr\u017en\u00ed konkurenci, jako v\u00a0prost\u0159ed\u00ed na Va\u0161i objedn\u00e1vku zdeformovan\u00e9m administrativn\u00edm rozhodnut\u00edm st\u00e1tn\u00ed \u010di mezin\u00e1rodn\u00ed autority.
\n\u010c\u00e1st zelen\u00fdch revolucion\u00e1\u0159\u016f sd\u00edl\u00ed jednu motivaci, \u010d\u00e1st druhou, u n\u011bkter\u00fdch se oba motivy vz\u00e1jemn\u011b sv\u00e1\u0159\u00ed. A u\u017e tu m\u00e1me nad\u011bji na p\u011bkn\u00fd konflikt. Naivn\u00ed fanatici vyrukovali do boje proti cynick\u00fdm pragmatik\u016fm, kte\u0159\u00ed zelen\u00fdm \u017evan\u011bn\u00edm jen zakr\u00fdvaj\u00ed sv\u00e9 \u010dachry. A cyni\u010dt\u00ed zelen\u00ed mafi\u00e1ni jsou zas otr\u00e1veni, jak ti p\u0159iblbl\u00ed zelen\u00ed fundamentalisti nepochopili, \u017ee pen\u00edze jsou p\u0159ece tak\u00e9 pot\u0159eba.
\nKa\u017ed\u00fd zn\u00e1 ok\u0159\u00eddlen\u00fd slogan \u201ezabij bobra, zachr\u00e1n\u00ed\u0161 strom\u201c. A tak zelen\u00ed, kte\u0159\u00ed chr\u00e1n\u00ed pt\u00e1\u010dky, bojuj\u00ed proti v\u011btrn\u00edk\u016fm, kter\u00e9 jin\u00fdm zelen\u00fdm p\u0159in\u00e1\u0161ej\u00ed p\u011bkn\u00e9 prachy. Dal\u0161\u00ed skupina zelen\u00fdch zase chr\u00e1n\u00ed brou\u010dky, je\u0161t\u011brky a migruj\u00edc\u00ed zv\u011b\u0159, kter\u00e9 stoj\u00ed v\u00a0cest\u011b \u0161\u00edlen\u00e9 panely \u0161\u00edlen\u00fdch slune\u010dn\u00edch elektr\u00e1ren, prosazovan\u00fdch jin\u00fdmi zelen\u00fdmi. No uznejte, na to se p\u011bkn\u011b kouk\u00e1, jak si vjeli do vlas\u016f.
\nTakov\u00fd zelen\u00fd Burs\u00edk, kter\u00fd si nechal platit od uhlobaron\u016f za nijak neprokazatelnou a nezdokumentovanou pr\u00e1ci, (jako do d\u011blaj\u00ed skoro v\u0161echna zelen\u00e1 sdru\u017een\u00ed, bezosty\u0161n\u011b vyd\u00edraj\u00edc\u00ed developery a stavebn\u00ed firmy), u\u017e to koupil rovnou mezi o\u010di od zelen\u00e9ho Petr\u017e\u00edlka, kter\u00fd se u\u017e l\u00e9ta sna\u017e\u00ed p\u0159ebarvit nazeleno oran\u017eov\u00fd Lidov\u00fd d\u016fm. Shodou okolnost\u00ed jde o dva nej\u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u011bj\u0161\u00ed v\u00a0lo\u0148sk\u00e9 anket\u011b Meloun roku v\u00a0kategorii \u201enejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed zelen\u00fd zlo\u010dinec\u201c. No nen\u00ed to kr\u00e1sa, sledovat, jak po sob\u011b jedou?
\nKupte si popcorn a uvelebte se v\u00a0pohodln\u00e9m k\u0159esle v\u00a0prvn\u00ed \u0159ad\u011b. Bij\u00e1k s\u00a0n\u00e1zvem Zelen\u00fd zelen\u00e9mu vlkem teprve za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Revoluce pr\u00fd po\u017e\u00edraj\u00ed sv\u00e9 d\u011bti. Z\u00a0toho nutn\u011b plyne, \u017ee zelen\u00e1 revoluce nutn\u011b mus\u00ed po\u017e\u00edrat zelen\u00e9 d\u011bti. A ono jo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-238","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hlavni-stranka"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/238","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=238"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/238\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":239,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/238\/revisions\/239"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=238"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=238"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=238"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}