{"id":288,"date":"2010-03-04T13:01:03","date_gmt":"2010-03-04T12:01:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/?p=288"},"modified":"2010-03-05T15:18:16","modified_gmt":"2010-03-05T14:18:16","slug":"jak-na-medveda-vlakem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/?p=288","title":{"rendered":"Jak na medv\u011bda? Vlakem!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>T\u0159et\u00ed per\u00f3n na Sm\u00edchovsk\u00e9m n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed byl kolem toho sobotn\u00edho poledne pln\u00fd pobud\u016f. Takov\u00fdch mil\u00fdch pivn\u00edch pobud\u016f. I n\u011bjak\u00e1 sli\u010dn\u00e1 pobudka by se v\u00a0tom chumlu na\u0161la.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\"><!--more-->Vl\u00e1\u010dek p\u0159ijel, my se nacpali do kup\u00e1tek a jelo se. Kr\u00e1sn\u00fdm krajem \u00fadol\u00ed Berounky, slun\u00ed\u010dkem oz\u00e1\u0159en\u00fdm. Jako z\u00e1chrana na cestu zafungovaly patrony jednoho z\u00a0t\u011bch slavn\u011bj\u0161\u00edch \u010desk\u00fdch plechovkov\u00fdch le\u017e\u00e1k\u016f, ale berounsk\u00e9 n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed bylo cobydup.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">N\u00e1\u010deln\u00edk zavelel &#8211; a \u0161lo se. A vypadalo to dost dobrodru\u017en\u011b. Teda nejd\u0159\u00edv dobrodru\u017en\u011b, pak a\u017e podez\u0159ele. Hned vedle berounsk\u00e9ho n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed silou v\u016fle stoj\u00ed komplex n\u011bkdej\u0161\u00edho cukrovaru, tu z\u0159\u00edceninu zn\u00e1 ka\u017ed\u00fd z\u00a0d\u00e1lnice i z\u00a0oken rychl\u00edk\u016f. Dvac\u00edtce odv\u00e1\u017elivc\u016f se tajil dech: kam n\u00e1s to vede? Opadan\u00e9 om\u00edtky, propadl\u00e9 st\u0159echy, velk\u00fd nepo\u0159\u00e1dek se st\u0159\u00eddal s\u00a0d\u011bsn\u00fdm bordelem. Kdy\u017e jsem tu cestu \u0161el onehd\u00e1 poprv\u00e9, \u0159\u00edkal jsem si: tady chyb\u00ed u\u017e jen rezav\u00fd tank. A ono jo, fakt tam byl, asi je\u0161t\u011b od v\u00e1lky. Te\u010f jsem se kochal, jak ned\u016fv\u011b\u0159iv\u011b na to v\u0161e z\u00edr\u00e1 v\u00fdprava p\u016fvodn\u011b d\u016fv\u011b\u0159iv\u00fdch pivn\u00edch pr\u016fzkumn\u00edk\u016f.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">A jako napoprv\u00e9 mn\u011b, i jim se tv\u00e1\u0159e najednou rozjasnily. V\u00a0tom v\u0161em zmaru a chaosu je ostrov kr\u00e1sy, poesie a ku revsky dobr\u00e9ho j\u00eddla a pit\u00ed. Berounsk\u00fd pivovar Medv\u011bd. Samosebou: tak velk\u00e1 v\u00fdprava neriskovala p\u0159epadovku, objedn\u00e1n byl dlouh\u00fd st\u016fl v\u00a0solidn\u00ed starobyl\u00e9 m\u00edstnosti, kdov\u00ed, co to kdysi bylo. St\u00e1j by m\u011bla okna a na podlaze nem\u011bla tak kr\u00e1sn\u00e9 dla\u017edice, sklad melasy by nevypadal tak m\u00edstnostn\u011b, no, kdov\u00ed. Tr\u00e1mov\u00e9 stropen\u00ed, docela p\u011bkn\u00e9 uhly na st\u011bn\u00e1ch, t\u011b\u017ek\u00fd n\u00e1bytek, reli\u00e9f za\u0159\u00edzen\u00ed star\u00e9ho pivovaru.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">M\u011bli jsme objedn\u00e1no i j\u00eddlo a mus\u00edm \u0159\u00edct, \u017ee takov\u00e9 koleno jsem snad nikdy nevid\u011bl, nato\u017e abych ho jedl. Ohromn\u00e9, skv\u011ble p\u0159ipraven\u00e9, pok\u0159ik, \u201edoba je zl\u00e1\u201c, z\u00edskal na p\u011bkn\u00e9 ironii z\u00a0t\u011bch na\u0161ich zama\u0161t\u011bn\u00fdch \u017ev\u00fdkaj\u00edc\u00edch tlam.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Jasn\u011b, u\u017e se dost\u00e1v\u00e1m k\u00a0pivu. <strong>Sv\u011btl\u00e1 11<\/strong>, pivo \u010derstv\u00e9, hladk\u00e9, piteln\u00e9, nijak zvl\u00e1\u0161\u0165 v\u00fdrazn\u00e9, ale to \u010dlov\u011bk ani ne\u010dekal, \u0161lo hlavn\u011b o spl\u00e1chnut\u00ed \u017ealudku do kolena. Ne, kolena do \u017ealudku, co to pl\u00e1c\u00e1m.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">N\u00e1sledovala <strong>tmav\u00e1 t\u0159in\u00e1cte\u010dka<\/strong>, skoro jako dezert. Po p\u00e1r p\u016fllitrov\u00fdch dezertech lekce k\u00e1vov\u00e9 p\u0159\u00edchuti katalyzovan\u00fdch n\u011bjakou tou slivovicou docela slehlo a \u0161lo se na exkurzi do provozu.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Sympatick\u00fd provozn\u00ed provozu p\u0159ednesl klasickou p\u0159edn\u00e1\u0161ku o v\u00fdrobn\u00edm postupu a my z\u00edrali, kde v\u0161ude se d\u00e1 d\u011blat dobr\u00e9 pivo. Za\u0159\u00edzen\u00ed ur\u010dit\u011b nevypadalo nejnov\u011bji, dv\u011b vysok\u00e9 p\u00e1nve na star\u00fdch cihlov\u00fdch soklech a kol v\u0161echno to drobn\u00e9 n\u00e1\u010din\u00ed. Za dve\u0159e ke spilce \u0161li u\u017e jen n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed zv\u011bdavci &#8211; a vyplatilo se. Byli vpu\u0161t\u011bni a\u017e k\u00a0le\u017e\u00e1ck\u00fdm tank\u016fm. A tam dostali rovnou z\u00a0hadi\u010dky do d\u017eb\u00e1nu zdej\u0161\u00ed luxusn\u00ed eso: <strong>polotmav\u00fd speci\u00e1l Grizzly<\/strong>. Plnost, bohatost, vyv\u00e1\u017eenost, dobrota.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Rozpl\u00fdvali jsme se tak urputn\u011b, \u017ee se stal z\u00e1zrak. Pan vedouc\u00ed se ustrnul a nosil n\u00e1m od tank\u016f tenhle poklad ve d\u017eb\u00e1nk\u00e1ch a\u017e do lok\u00e1lu, p\u0159itom ho ani na \u010depu nem\u011bl. No to jsme se pomn\u011bli jaksepat\u0159\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Pak u\u017e jen trefit t\u011bch asi 180 metr\u016f zp\u00e1tky na n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed a stihnout rychl\u00edk do Prahy. Vybaveni petkami (lahve nevedou) berounsk\u00e9 medv\u011bd\u00ed rodiny jsme odolali i n\u00e1jezd\u016fm fanou\u0161k\u016f jak\u00e9hosi pra\u017esk\u00e9ho fotbalov\u00e9ho klubu, kte\u0159\u00ed se vraceli dom\u016f oslavovat prohru \u010di v\u00fdhru utrp\u011bnou v\u00a0Plzni. My jsme si s\u00a0t\u011bmi petkami na n\u011bjakou plze\u0148 ani nevzpomn\u011bli. Do\u0161lo na ni a\u017e po n\u00e1vratu v\u00a0pivnici U and\u011bla, ale to je u\u017e jin\u00fd p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">Prost\u011b, vlakem to fakt jde. Kr\u00e1sn\u00fd vlastiv\u011bdn\u011b vzd\u011bl\u00e1vac\u00ed v\u00fdlet to byl, p\u0159itom pohodln\u00fd, \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 parkov\u00e1n\u00ed a otravn\u00ed abstinuj\u00edc\u00ed \u0159idi\u010di. Tak zas p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b.<\/p>\n<p align=\"JUSTIFY\">ngg_shortcode_0_placeholder<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>T\u0159et\u00ed per\u00f3n na Sm\u00edchovsk\u00e9m n\u00e1dra\u017e\u00ed byl kolem toho sobotn\u00edho poledne pln\u00fd pobud\u016f. Takov\u00fdch mil\u00fdch pivn\u00edch pobud\u016f. I n\u011bjak\u00e1 sli\u010dn\u00e1 pobudka by se v\u00a0tom chumlu na\u0161la.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-288","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-zlehka"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/288","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=288"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/288\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":292,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/288\/revisions\/292"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=288"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=288"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=288"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}