Tak to na n\u00e1s zase h\u00e1\u017eou. Nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed surovost stolet\u00ed. \u017de si na ni n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed z\u00a0n\u00e1s u\u017e skoro zvykli, to jej\u00ed hloupost nijak neumen\u0161uje. Drz\u00fd letn\u00ed \u010das si prost\u011b zas p\u0159i\u0161el pro hodinu na\u0161eho \u017eivota.<\/p>\n
Tenhle v\u00fdmysl gener\u00e1l\u016f z\u00a0prvn\u00ed sv\u011btov\u00e9 v\u00e1lky op\u011bt otravuje poctiv\u00e9 lidi. Gener\u00e1lov\u00e9 tehdy h\u00fdbali hranicemi mezi n\u00e1rody a tak si troufli i na \u010das. A jejich byrokrati\u010dt\u00ed n\u00e1stupci dnes maj\u00ed stejn\u00e9 ambice. Pohnout slun\u00ed\u010dkem na obloze neum\u011bj\u00ed, tak holt vydaj\u00ed befel.<\/p>\n
Jen\u017ee zem\u011bkoule se p\u0159i sv\u00e9 pouti vesm\u00edrem \u010derta star\u00e9ho zaj\u00edm\u00e1 o to, jak jac\u00edsi tvore\u010dkov\u00e9 na jej\u00edm povrhu po\u010d\u00edtaj\u00ed sv\u016fj kalend\u00e1\u0159, kdy si vymysl\u00ed p\u0159estupn\u00fd den \u010di podobnou legraci. T\u0159eba rovnodennost p\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed podle kosmick\u00fdch pravidel se svou nadlidskou pravidelnost\u00ed, ale lidsk\u00e1 nepravidelnost tomuto okam\u017eiku holt p\u0159isoud\u00ed ob\u010das jedno datum, ob\u010das jin\u00e9, ob\u010das t\u0159eba v\u00a0letopo\u010dtu P\u00e1na Forda, nebo b\u016fhv\u00edkolik\u00e1t\u00e9ho thermidoru, \u010di jak\u00e9 po\u010d\u00edt\u00e1n\u00ed si z\u00a0kter\u00fd z\u00a0\u010dlov\u00ed\u010dk\u016f vymysl\u00ed. Zem\u011b se nebude p\u0159izp\u016fsobovat ani Caesarovi, ani pape\u017ei \u0158eho\u0159ovi, ani Konventu, ani Evropsk\u00e9 unii, ani vl\u00e1d\u011b \u010cesk\u00e9 republiky. Lidsk\u00e9 instituce a\u0165 mluv\u00ed do lidsk\u00fdch v\u011bc\u00ed, kosmick\u00fd \u0159\u00e1d ale a\u0165 nechaj\u00ed na pokoji!<\/p>\n
Ale ned\u011blaj\u00ed to. Cht\u011bj\u00ed rozhodovat o tom, kolik je hodin. Zem\u011b se to\u010d\u00ed dle vy\u0161\u0161\u00edch z\u00e1kon\u016f a do toho n\u00e1m n\u011bjak\u00e1 zpupn\u00e1 vl\u00e1da vyd\u00e1 na\u0159\u00edzen\u00ed, \u017ee hodin nen\u00ed tolik, ale tolik. Ta troufalost! M\u00e1me to \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed, \u017ee \u017eijeme v\u00a0zemi, kterou proch\u00e1z\u00ed patn\u00e1ct\u00fd poledn\u00edk v\u00fdchodn\u00ed d\u00e9lky, a \u017ee proto v\u00a0prav\u00e9 poledne m\u00e1me Slunce nad hlavou (v Jind\u0159ichov\u011b Hradci dokonce p\u0159\u00edmo nad temenn\u00ed ple\u0161\u00ed). A do toho v\u00e1m vl\u00e1da chce na\u0159izovat, \u017ee slunce bude kolmo (jasn\u011b\u017ee ve smyslu v\u00fdchodoz\u00e1padn\u00edm, na sever od obratn\u00edku bude slunce v\u017edycky trochu na jih) nad ple\u0161\u00ed a\u017e v\u00a0jednu. Vl\u00e1dy se pletou do spousty v\u011bc\u00ed, do kter\u00fdch jim nic nen\u00ed, ale co je moc, to je moc. Ony cht\u011bj\u00ed m\u011bnit rotaci zem\u011b! Ony sahaj\u00ed na kosmick\u00fd syst\u00e9m! Aristotele, vst\u00e1vej! Atlasi, dr\u017e pevn\u011bji!<\/p>\n
Sly\u0161\u00edm trapn\u00e9 argumenty. T\u0159eba, \u017ee u\u0161et\u0159\u00edme za ve\u010dern\u00ed sv\u00edcen\u00ed. Jak kdo. Chce-li n\u011bkdo \u0161et\u0159it, a\u0165 chod\u00ed sp\u00e1t t\u0159eba se slepicema. Chce\u2013li u\u0161et\u0159it n\u011bjak\u00fd \u00fa\u0159ad, a\u0165 \u00fa\u0159edn\u00edky vy\u017eene dom\u016f p\u0159ed setm\u011bn\u00edm. Ale m\u011bnit re\u017eim sakumpr\u00e1sk cel\u00e9mu n\u00e1rodu? Lze v\u016fbec vy\u010d\u00edslit v\u00a0pen\u011bz\u00edch cenu tohohle n\u00e1sil\u00ed? P\u0159eji ka\u017ed\u00e9mu \u201ehodinu nav\u00edc\u201c odpoledne, kdy\u017e ji tak nutn\u011b pot\u0159ebuje. Tak a\u0165 vst\u00e1v\u00e1, kdy chce, t\u0159eba ve t\u0159i r\u00e1no. M\u016f\u017ee b\u00fdt doma po poledni, jestli mu to stoj\u00ed za to. A\u0165 si fabriky ur\u010duj\u00ed pracovn\u00ed dobu, jak cht\u011bj\u00ed, a\u0165 si tv\u016frci j\u00edzdn\u00edch \u0159\u00e1d\u016f hraj\u00ed a po\u010d\u00edtaj\u00ed si sv\u00e9 grafikony. Jen\u017ee ono je jednodu\u0161\u0161\u00ed gener\u00e1ln\u011b vyhl\u00e1sit: poledne u\u017e bylo, n\u00e1rode, proto\u017ee tak rozhodla vl\u00e1da!<\/p>\n
Pr\u00fd n\u00e1m na podzim tu hodinu vr\u00e1t\u00ed. To jo. Sedm m\u011bs\u00edc\u016f na n\u00ed budou rajtovat a pak ji jednoho podzimn\u00edho r\u00e1na umolousanou, znect\u011bnou a ohmatanou milostiv\u011b dostaneme zp\u011bt.<\/p>\n
O mnohem men\u0161\u00edch v\u011bcech se vyhla\u0161uje referendum \u010di je alespo\u0148 nutn\u00fd z\u00e1kon, nejl\u00e9pe \u00fastavn\u00ed. A ot\u00e1\u010den\u00ed zem\u011bkoule m\u00e1 m\u00edt v\u00a0pa\u0159\u00e1tech jen vl\u00e1da a jej\u00ed na\u0159\u00edzen\u00ed? Vl\u00e1da jako dvan\u00e1ct m\u011bs\u00ed\u010dk\u016f bude rozhodovat o \u010dase? Tak to ne! Je nam\u00edst\u011b ob\u010dansk\u00e1 i kosmick\u00e1 neposlu\u0161nost. Na\u0161e i planety. P\u0159isp\u011bme si! Zem\u011bkoule, nedej se, to\u010d se podle sv\u00e9ho! V\u011b\u0159\u00edme tob\u011b, ne bohorovn\u00fdm samozvan\u00fdm tyran\u016fm \u010dasu!<\/p>\n
\u017de jste podobn\u00e1 slova ode mne u\u017e kdesi \u010detli? No jist\u011b! Budu to ps\u00e1t ka\u017ed\u00fd rok, dokud ta hloupost s\u00a0letn\u00edm \u010dasem neskon\u010d\u00ed. Oni si za\u010dali.<\/p>\n
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