M\u00e1m n\u00e1m\u011bt na nov\u00fd velkofilm pro n\u011bkter\u00e9 z\u00a0t\u011bch nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00edch studi\u00ed v Hollywoodu. Nejsem skoup\u00fd, tak se o n\u011bj pod\u011bl\u00edm. Je to n\u00e1m\u011bt univerz\u00e1ln\u00ed, lze podle n\u011bj nato\u010dit libovoln\u00fd po\u010det film\u016f, posta\u010d\u00ed obm\u011bnit n\u011bkter\u00e9 drobn\u00e9 re\u00e1lie.<\/p>\n
Nejd\u0159\u00edv to chce padoucha. T\u00edm nutn\u011b mus\u00ed b\u00fdt bezohledn\u00e1 kapitalistick\u00e1 firma, kter\u00e1 ve sv\u00e9\u00a0brut\u00e1ln\u00ed honb\u011b za ziskem nev\u00e1h\u00e1 ohrozit zdrav\u00ed lidstva, planetu, mo\u0159e, ovzdu\u0161\u00ed, jezero, tulen\u011b, posledn\u00ed st\u00e1do mamut\u016f, de\u0161tn\u00fd prales, kor\u00e1lov\u00e9 \u00fatesy. Pro vybran\u00e9 p\u0159\u00edpady m\u016f\u017ee surov\u00e9 kapitalisty nahradit surov\u00e1 mocensk\u00e1 klika kuj\u00edc\u00ed sv\u00e9 hnusn\u00e9 pikle za zdmi Pentagonu, kter\u00e1 tajn\u011b vyv\u00edj\u00ed mocnou biologickou zbra\u0148, co\u017e se j\u00ed ale vymkne z\u00a0ruky.<\/p>\n
V\u00fdsledkem bezohledn\u00e9 honby za dolary nebo bezohledn\u00fdch pl\u00e1n\u016f vojensko-pr\u016fmyslov\u00e9ho komplexu jsou zmutovan\u00ed lemu\u0159i, termiti, v\u010dely, s\u00fdkorky, krokod\u00fdli, k\u0159e\u010dkov\u00e9, saran\u010data, pl\u00edsn\u011b, viry, tap\u00ed\u0159i, zdivo\u010del\u00ed maso\u017erav\u00ed klokani, u\u017eovky, krysy, zl\u00e9 akvarijn\u00ed rybi\u010dky, p\u0159emno\u017een\u00e9 p\u00edse\u010dn\u00e9 blechy. Vz\u00e1cn\u00e9 ekosyst\u00e9my jsou rozvr\u00e1ceny, \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed americk\u00fdch rodin je smrteln\u011b ohro\u017eeno.<\/p>\n
Probuzen\u00e9 sv\u011bdom\u00ed p\u0159im\u011bje v\u011bdce, kte\u0159\u00ed se nechali prop\u016fj\u010dit k t\u011bmto hr\u016fzn\u00fdm experiment\u016fm, aby se pokusili zlo zastavit. Jsou v\u0161ak se\u017er\u00e1ni geneticky upraven\u00fdm dvoumetrov\u00fdm planktonem, proto\u017ee v\u0161e za\u0161lo p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 daleko. P\u0159i zamet\u00e1n\u00ed stop ochranka mocn\u00fdch lotr\u016f povra\u017ed\u00ed dv\u011b mate\u0159sk\u00e9 \u0161koly (co\u017e nesm\u00ed americk\u00fd div\u00e1k vid\u011bt, to zjist\u00ed jen z\u00a0u\u017easl\u00e9 tv\u00e1\u0159e \u0161okovan\u00e9 dobromysln\u00e9 \u010derno\u0161sk\u00e9 kucha\u0159ky).<\/p>\n
O v\u011bci se ale dozv\u00ed kr\u00e1sn\u00e1 doktorka biologie a sociologie a tak\u00e9 skromn\u00fd odv\u00e1\u017en\u00fd horolezec, novin\u00e1\u0159, vegetari\u00e1n a po\u010d\u00edta\u010dov\u00fd expert v\u00a0jedn\u00e9 osob\u011b. Spole\u010dn\u00fd boj za z\u00e1chranu lidstva, konipas\u016f a bahenn\u00edch sum\u00fd\u0161\u016f dva mlad\u00e9 hrdiny sbl\u00ed\u017e\u00ed, co\u017e umo\u017en\u00ed p\u0159idat do sc\u00e9n\u00e1\u0159e p\u00e1r erotick\u00fdch sc\u00e9nek a doj\u00edmav\u00fdch uk\u00e1zek nezi\u0161tn\u00e9 vz\u00e1jemn\u00e9 ob\u011btavosti.<\/p>\n
V\u0161echno nakonec dob\u0159e dopadne, planeta i konipasov\u00e9 budou zachr\u00e1n\u011bni za vte\u0159inu dvan\u00e1ct, padou\u0161i budou d\u00edlem zat\u010deni a d\u00edlem je rozpust\u00ed inteligentn\u00ed kyselina, nezr\u016fdn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed produkt jejich zvr\u00e1cen\u00e9 touhy po moci a bohatstv\u00ed.<\/p>\n
Mo\u017en\u00e1 v\u00e1s napadne, \u017ee tenhle sc\u00e9n\u00e1\u0159 v\u00a0Hollywoodu nikdo nebude cht\u00edt. Pro\u010d? Proto\u017ee se podle n\u011bj u\u017e d\u00e1vno to\u010d\u00ed v\u0161echny americk\u00e9 filmy. Asi budete m\u00edt pravdu.<\/p>\n
Zkus\u00edm tedy slevit ze sv\u00fdch ambic\u00ed a nab\u00eddnout n\u011bco pro \u010desk\u00fd Barrandov. U n\u00e1s by se mohla chytnout sch\u00e9mata trochu civiln\u011bj\u0161\u00ed a na p\u016fdoryse n\u00e1m bli\u017e\u0161\u00edm.<\/p>\n
Co takhle t\u0159eba p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh o tom, jak \u010dest \u010dlen\u016f jedn\u00e9 brn\u011bnsk\u00e9 ekologick\u00e9 organizace za\u010dne vyd\u00edrat stavitele d\u00e1lni\u010dn\u00edch tunel\u016f a most\u016f u \u00dast\u00ed nad Labem s\u00a0t\u00edm, \u017ee kdy\u017e nedostanou \u0161est milion\u016f, podaj\u00ed 127 \u017ealob kv\u016fli \u00fadajn\u00e9mu po\u0161kozov\u00e1n\u00ed p\u0159\u00edrody, \u010d\u00edm\u017e stavbu prodlou\u017e\u00ed o osm let a prodra\u017e\u00ed o dvan\u00e1ct miliard?<\/p>\n
A nebo p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh o tom, jak skupina jin\u00fdch vyd\u011bra\u010d\u016f tajn\u011b nanos\u00ed vz\u00e1cn\u00e9 je\u0161t\u011brky do bohnicko-suchdolsk\u00e9ho \u00fadol\u00ed a t\u00edm zma\u0159\u00ed stavbu mostu p\u0159es Vltavu, nutn\u00e9ho k\u00a0dokon\u010den\u00ed severn\u00ed v\u011btve Pra\u017esk\u00e9ho okruhu? A zat\u00edm vede sv\u00e1 jedn\u00e1n\u00ed s\u00a0investory a samospr\u00e1vami a argumentuje zmanipulovan\u00fdmi pr\u00e1vn\u00edmi anal\u00fdzami od ekologick\u00e9ho legislativn\u00edho servisu, kter\u00fd \u0161t\u011bd\u0159e dotov\u00e1n zkorumpovan\u00fdmi \u00fa\u0159edn\u00edky pen\u011bzi da\u0148ov\u00fdch poplatn\u00edk\u016f umo\u017en\u00ed pumpnout p\u0159\u00edslu\u0161n\u00e9 firmy o dal\u0161\u00ed miliony a zp\u016fsobit poplatn\u00edk\u016fm dal\u0161\u00ed \u0161kody?<\/p>\n
A co takhle p\u0159\u00edb\u011bh o tom, jak si zlod\u011bji \u0161umavsk\u00e9ho d\u0159eva uv\u011bdom\u00ed, \u017ee nejlep\u0161\u00edm kryc\u00edm man\u00e9vrem pro jejich lump\u00e1rny je vylou\u010dit n\u011bkter\u00e9 \u010d\u00e1sti les\u016f z\u00a0norm\u00e1ln\u00edho hospoda\u0159en\u00ed, zak\u00e1zat do nich p\u0159\u00edstup a t\u00edm i kontrolu jak\u00e9koli \u010dinnosti v\u00a0nich, to v\u0161e pod z\u00e1minkou ekologick\u00e9ho experimentu se zalo\u017een\u00edm nov\u00e9ho pralesa?<\/p>\n
V\u00a0t\u011bchto \u010desk\u00fdch p\u0159\u00edb\u011bz\u00edch by otlouk\u00e1nky byly naopak stavebn\u00ed firmy, investo\u0159i, podnikatel\u00e9, demokratick\u00e9 instituce, da\u0148ov\u00ed poplatn\u00edci, zam\u011bstnanci i zam\u011bstnavatel\u00e9, lid\u00e9, dopl\u00e1cej\u00edc\u00ed na zanedbanou infrastrukturu, my v\u0161ichni. A roli bezohledn\u00fdch lump\u016f, zlo\u010dinc\u016f, vyd\u011bra\u010d\u016f a manipul\u00e1r\u016f by dostaly r\u016fzn\u00e9 ekologicky se tv\u00e1\u0159\u00edc\u00ed zelen\u00e9 boj\u016fvky, kter\u00fdm jde jen o pen\u00edze.<\/p>\n
Tak m\u00e1m pocit, \u017ee mi ani tenhle n\u00e1m\u011bt neprojde. A \u010de\u0161t\u00ed \u010dten\u00e1\u0159i t\u011bchto \u0159\u00e1dek ur\u010dit\u011b v\u011bd\u00ed, \u017ee to nebude ze stejn\u00e9ho d\u016fvodu, jako u onoho n\u00e1m\u011btu pro Hollywood.<\/p>\n
Publikov\u00e1no 3.5.2010 v Lidov\u00fdch novin\u00e1ch<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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