{"id":3342,"date":"2013-01-04T13:54:11","date_gmt":"2013-01-04T12:54:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/?p=3342"},"modified":"2013-01-04T13:54:11","modified_gmt":"2013-01-04T12:54:11","slug":"nesnazte-se-byt-vtipny-my-se-totiz-neumime-smat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/?p=3342","title":{"rendered":"Nesna\u017ete se b\u00fdt vtipn\u00fd, my se toti\u017e neum\u00edme sm\u00e1t"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pan Jakl se sna\u017eil b\u00fdt <a href=\"http:\/\/jakl.blog.idnes.cz\/c\/312994\/Cyklistiku-je-nutno-okamzite-zakazat.html\">vtipn\u00fd<\/a>. Pane Jakle, nesna\u017ete se b\u00fdt vtipn\u00fd, nejde v\u00e1m to.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<div>\n<p>P\u0159edn\u011b u\u017e ten z\u00e1m\u011brn\u011b  demagogick\u00fd p\u0159\u00edstup, kdy do provozu auta zapo\u010d\u00edt\u00e1v\u00e1 jen sp\u00e1lenou naftu,  ale opot\u0159eben\u00ed auta, nutnost \u00fadr\u017eby, nutnost v\u0161echny n\u00e1hradn\u00ed d\u00edly,  v\u00a0sou\u010dtu typicky mnohem t\u011b\u017e\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e je cel\u00e9 j\u00edzdn\u00ed kolo, n\u011bkam dopravit,  vesele ignoruje. Podobn\u011b z\u00e1m\u011brn\u011b opom\u00edj\u00ed nutnost vybudov\u00e1n\u00ed pump a  energeticky n\u00e1ro\u010dnou dopravu paliva k\u00a0nim. A to nemluv\u00edm o tom, \u017ee  zdaleka ne v\u017edy se auto poda\u0159\u00ed obsadit na maxim\u00e1ln\u00ed po\u010det m\u00edst.<\/p>\n<p>Stejn\u011b vtipn\u011b m\u016f\u017eu tvrdit, \u017ee pana Jakla patrn\u011b sponzoruje  farmaceutick\u00fd pr\u016fmysl. Pohyb, a to i na kole, je dobrou prevenc\u00ed r\u016fzn\u00fdch  chorob, nam\u00e1tkou vysok\u00e9ho tlaku, cukrovky, deprese, ale i mnoh\u00fdch  dal\u0161\u00edch. A proto pan Jakl p\u00ed\u0161e siln\u011b antiekologick\u00fd text, kdy by cht\u011bl,  aby v\u0161ichni z\u016fstali p\u011bkn\u011b sed\u011bt doma na zadku p\u0159ed televiz\u00ed (kter\u00e1 sv\u011bte  div se taky pot\u0159ebuje energii a k\u00a0tomu tak\u00e9 energeticky n\u00e1ro\u010dn\u011b  vybudovanou p\u0159enosovou soustavu) a p\u011bstovali si sv\u00e9 civiliza\u010dn\u00ed choroby,  aby nar\u016fstala energeticky n\u00e1ro\u010dn\u00e1 v\u00fdroba l\u00e9k\u016f. Pane Jakle, se kterou  farmaceutickou firmou m\u00e1te smlouvu?<\/p>\n<p>T\u011bch p\u011bt lid\u00ed, co by jelo 20 km autem, by patrn\u011b podle pana Jakla  pot\u00e9, co by dali 35 K\u010d za naftu, u\u017e nem\u011blo na ob\u011bd. Proto\u017ee norm\u00e1ln\u011b si  ka\u017ed\u00fd \u010dlov\u011bk n\u011bco k\u00a0ob\u011bdu d\u00e1, a to bez ohledu na to, jestli na kole jel,  nebo ne. Jenom ti, co na kole nejezd\u00ed, si to \u010dasto ukl\u00e1daj\u00ed do tukov\u00fdch  z\u00e1sob. Autem tedy podle pana Jakla evidentn\u011b jezd\u00ed \u201esocky\u201c.<\/p>\n<p>A\u010d nad\u0161en\u00fd cyklista, z\u0159ekl bych se mnoh\u00fdch cyklostezek, zvl\u00e1\u0161t\u011b t\u011bch,  kter\u00e9 byly evidentn\u011b p\u0159edra\u017een\u00e9 a ned\u00e1vaj\u00ed smysl. U\u017e jenom proto, \u017ee se  pak nad\u00e1v\u00e1 na cyklisty, jak stra\u0161n\u011b ub\u00edraj\u00ed ze st\u00e1tn\u00edho rozpo\u010dtu. Sice  to nen\u00ed a\u017e tak \u00fapln\u011b pravda &#8211; p\u0159edra\u017een\u00e9 d\u00e1lnice stoj\u00ed ka\u017ed\u00e9ho ob\u010dana, i  toho kter\u00fd je nepou\u017e\u00edv\u00e1, mnohem v\u00edce &#8211; ale je to zp\u016fsob, jak tento  sport co nejv\u00edce po\u0161pinit. Co bych si v\u0161ak p\u0159\u00e1l, aby utichly snahy o  zabra\u0148ov\u00e1n\u00ed <a href=\"http:\/\/ekolist.cz\/cz\/zpravodajstvi\/zpravy\/cykliste-z-lesa-ven\">j\u00edzdy cyklist\u016f po lesn\u00edch cest\u00e1ch<\/a>.  Zvl\u00e1\u0161t\u011b v\u00a0zemi olympijsk\u00e9ho v\u00edt\u011bze v\u00a0MTB. Snahy o zesm\u011b\u0161n\u011bn\u00ed cyklistiky  podobn\u00e9, jako je ta pana Jakla, p\u0159isp\u00edvaj\u00ed pr\u00e1v\u011b k\u00a0takov\u00e9to odm\u00edtav\u00e9  n\u00e1lad\u011b v\u016f\u010di cyklist\u016fm.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-size: 150%\">\u017d\u00e1dn\u00fd sebepropocen\u011bj\u0161\u00ed cyklista nesmrd\u00ed tak stra\u0161n\u011b jako n\u011bkdo, kdo si zap\u00e1l\u00ed cigaretu nebo doutn\u00edk.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ivopeterka.blog.idnes.cz\/c\/313102\/Pane-Jakle-nesnazte-se-byt-vtipny.html\" target=\"_blank\">Zdroj<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pan Jakl se sna\u017eil b\u00fdt vtipn\u00fd. Pane Jakle, nesna\u017ete se b\u00fdt vtipn\u00fd, nejde v\u00e1m to.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3342","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ozvena"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3342","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3342"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3342\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3343,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3342\/revisions\/3343"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3342"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3342"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3342"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}