{"id":3623,"date":"2013-02-21T08:51:59","date_gmt":"2013-02-21T07:51:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/?p=3623"},"modified":"2013-02-21T08:51:59","modified_gmt":"2013-02-21T07:51:59","slug":"mam-hlad-ze-bych-kona-sezral","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/?p=3623","title":{"rendered":"M\u00e1m hlad, \u017ee bych ko\u0148a se\u017eral"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tedy te\u010f zrovna ne, kdy\u017e je p\u016fst, ale mimo n\u011bj bych  klidn\u011b kus kon\u011b pojedl. Maso jako maso. M\u016f\u017eeme m\u00edt kulturn\u00ed \u010di jin\u00e9  z\u00e1brany, ale nesm\u00edme je vnucovat jako normu.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<div>\n<p>Vid\u011bl jsem n\u011bkdy p\u0159ed  t\u00fddnem j\u00edmavou report\u00e1\u017e v\u00a0televizi. Jak pr\u00fd n\u011bkde chovaj\u00ed psy za \u00fa\u010delem  jejich mno\u017een\u00ed a prodeje \u0161t\u011b\u0148at. Ta hr\u016fza, \u0159\u00edkali si majitel\u00e9 mazl\u00edk\u016f.  Pr\u00fd ty fenky maj\u00ed v\u00a0klec\u00edch. A co, zvolal jsem, kr\u00e1l\u00edky tak chovaj\u00ed  b\u011b\u017en\u011b a nikdo se nebou\u0159\u00ed. Vz\u00e1p\u011bt\u00ed report\u00e9r rozechv\u011bl\u00fdm hlasem dodal: a  chovaj\u00ed je v\u00a0kleci na kr\u00e1l\u00edky! Asi m\u011b sly\u0161el.<\/p>\n<p>No, jestli v\u00a0t\u011bch kr\u00e1l\u00edk\u00e1rn\u00e1ch chovali dogy, to mi moc  praktick\u00e9 nep\u0159ipad\u00e1, ale jestli to byly fenky velikosti kr\u00e1li\u010d\u00ed, pro\u010d  ne. Co je dovoleno kr\u00e1l\u00edkovi, nem\u00e1 b\u00fdt dovoleno psovi?<\/p>\n<p>Ono, jin\u00fd kraj, jin\u00e1 Morava, tak n\u011bjak se to \u0159\u00edk\u00e1. N\u011bkde  kou\u0161ou do prasat a p\u0159ed kr\u00e1vou poklekaj\u00ed, jinde \u017ev\u00fdkaj\u00ed kr\u00e1vu a svin\u011b si  o\u0161kliv\u00ed. Nic proti tomu. Hor\u0161\u00ed je, kdy\u017e sv\u016fj oby\u010dej n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed za\u010dnou  vyd\u00e1vat za krit\u00e9rium lidskosti.<\/p>\n<p>Uv\u00edzl\u00e9 velryby tah\u00e1me do mo\u0159e (n\u011bkdy to omylem odnesou i na  pl\u00e1\u017ei se slun\u00edc\u00ed ob\u00e9zn\u00ed turistky), zat\u00edmco \u010dun\u00edky vyb\u00edj\u00edme po mili\u00f3nech.  N\u011bkdo si asi mysl\u00ed, \u017ee v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed zv\u00ed\u0159e je m\u00ed\u0148 zv\u00ed\u0159e. Je to ale jinak. Co  \u017eivot\u016f nevinn\u00fdch skota\u010div\u00fdch tel\u00e1tek mus\u00ed padnout, ne\u017e z\u00edsk\u00e1 hladovec  tolik masa jako za\u00a0jednoho kytovce!<\/p>\n<p>Na\u0161e generace nebojuj\u00ed o \u017eivot v\u00a0honb\u011b za \u017evancem. Tak si  m\u016f\u017eeme dovolit p\u0159epych rozn\u011b\u017e\u0148ov\u00e1n\u00ed se nad osudy kreslen\u00fdch mluv\u00edc\u00edch  oble\u010den\u00fdch antropomorfizovan\u00fdch rybi\u010dek, my\u0161\u00ed, pras\u00e1tek, krtk\u016f, pejsk\u016f a  ko\u010di\u010dek, \u017eiraf a tu\u010d\u0148\u00e1k\u016f. A mal\u00fd div\u00e1k pak kv\u016fli tomu vy\u017eaduje s\u00f3jov\u00e9  maso.<\/p>\n<p>Na\u0161e generace nedojme stra\u0161n\u00fd osud souseda v\u00a0okol\u00ed, ale k\u016f\u0148  uv\u00edzl\u00fd za kopyto v kan\u00e1le na druh\u00e9 stran\u011b zem\u011bkoule. Kdy\u017e se utop\u00ed tis\u00edc  P\u00e1kist\u00e1nc\u016f, je to nuda, kdy\u017e dostane r\u00fdmu \u0161t\u011bn\u011b nebo Ameri\u010dan, je to do  hlavn\u00edch zpr\u00e1v.<\/p>\n<p>Jestli koninou podv\u00e1d\u011bj\u00ed tak, \u017ee \u0161id\u00ed nutri\u010dn\u00ed hodnotu  produktu a \u0161et\u0159\u00ed na n\u00e1kladech, je to klam\u00e1n\u00ed z\u00e1kazn\u00edka. Ale jestli se  pohor\u0161ujeme kv\u016fli tomu, \u017ee po sal\u00e1mu nebudeme chrochtat a bu\u010det ale  \u0159ehtat, pak jsme v\u00e1\u017en\u011b trochu pokryte\u010dt\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>Ale vlastn\u011b nic nov\u00e9ho, v\u00a0televizi je to i jinak sam\u00e1 konina.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jakl.blog.idnes.cz\/c\/322601\/Mam-hlad-ze-bych-kona-sezral.html\" target=\"_blank\">Zdroj<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tedy te\u010f zrovna ne, kdy\u017e je p\u016fst, ale mimo n\u011bj bych klidn\u011b kus kon\u011b pojedl. Maso jako maso. M\u016f\u017eeme m\u00edt kulturn\u00ed \u010di jin\u00e9 z\u00e1brany, ale nesm\u00edme je vnucovat jako normu.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3623","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-zlehka"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3623","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3623"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3623\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3624,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3623\/revisions\/3624"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3623"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3623"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3623"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}