{"id":4532,"date":"2014-01-10T15:17:02","date_gmt":"2014-01-10T14:17:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/?p=4532"},"modified":"2014-01-10T15:17:02","modified_gmt":"2014-01-10T14:17:02","slug":"kdyz-prchaji-zlodejove-kol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/?p=4532","title":{"rendered":"Kdy\u017e prchaj\u00ed zlod\u011bjov\u00e9 kol"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Cyklokrosov\u00e1 sez\u00f3na vrchol\u00ed. A to je p\u0159ece t\u00e9ma na blog  jako hrom. Z\u00a0nezn\u00e1m\u00e9ho d\u016fvodu si toti\u017e o mn\u011b hodn\u011b lid\u00ed mysl\u00ed, \u017ee nem\u00e1m  r\u00e1d kola\u0159e. Tak to mus\u00edm uv\u00e9st na pravou m\u00edru oslavou cyklokrosu.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<div>\n<p>V\u00a0hospod\u011b je televize.  Barman na n\u00ed obvykle pou\u0161t\u00ed sport bez zvuku. Bez zvuku jednak proto, \u017ee  pou\u0161t\u00ed fakt skv\u011blou muziku (d\u00edky, Michale), jednak proto, \u017ee nen\u00ed nic  protivn\u011bj\u0161\u00edho (krom\u011b poslance Kom\u00e1rka a dal\u0161\u00edch asi tis\u00edce v\u011bc\u00ed), ne\u017e  v\u00a0hospod\u011b pu\u0161t\u011bn\u00e1 televize na pln\u00e9 pecky.<\/p>\n<p>Televize tak pln\u00ed z\u00e1sadn\u00ed vzd\u011bl\u00e1vac\u00ed funkci. D\u00edky Michalovi a jeho  televizi jsem objevil hodn\u011b sport\u016f, o jejich\u017e existenci jsem nem\u011bl  tu\u0161en\u00ed. T\u0159eba hokej. No, v\u011bt\u0161inou to je nuda, ale tuhle d\u00e1vali p\u0159enos  americk\u00e9 kalhotkov\u00e9 fotbalov\u00e9 ligy a to jsem musel i j\u00e1 uznat, \u017ee sport  m\u016f\u017ee b\u00fdt n\u011bkdy velmi prosp\u011b\u0161n\u00e1 \u010dinnost.<\/p>\n<p>Ned\u00e1vno d\u00e1vali sport, kter\u00fd se pr\u00fd jmenuje cyklokros. To znamen\u00e1  \u010desky \u201edokola a k\u0159\u00ed\u017eem\u201c. Nad n\u00e1zvem rad\u011bji nebudu hloubat, stejn\u011b bych  to nepochopil. Ale to je v\u00e1m, lidi, sport! Ze za\u010d\u00e1tku to vypad\u00e1 na  n\u011bjak\u00fd z\u00e1vod na kolech. Na startu se se\u0159ad\u00ed sportovci s\u00a0koly v\u00a0rukou,  v\u00a0na\u017eehlen\u00fdch oble\u010dc\u00edch a s\u00a0dychtivost\u00ed v\u00a0o\u010d\u00edch. A po \u010dem \u017ee to dycht\u00ed?  Po bahn\u011b!<\/p>\n<p>Z\u00e1vod je odstartov\u00e1n a oni m\u00edsto toho, aby na tom kole jeli, popadnou  ho do ruky, hod\u00ed si ho na rameno a ut\u00edkaj\u00ed s\u00a0n\u00edm n\u011bkam do schod\u016f. Pak  lou\u017eemi, bl\u00e1tem, sn\u011bhem, potom s\u00a0t\u00edm kolem sk\u00e1\u010dou p\u0159es n\u011bjak\u00e9 lavice.  Chvilku na n\u011bm dokonce i jedou, kdy\u017e vede z\u00e1vod p\u00e1r metr\u016f po norm\u00e1ln\u00ed  asfaltce. A pak hned sesko\u010d\u00ed a s\u00a0kolem na z\u00e1dech se \u0161kr\u00e1bou n\u011bkam do  lesa do strm\u00e9ho sr\u00e1zu.<\/p>\n<p>Z\u00edrali jsme na to s\u00a0kamar\u00e1dem Franti\u0161kem jako puci. U\u017e jsme vid\u011bli  z\u00e1vody v\u00a0plav\u00e1n\u00ed. To se plave norm\u00e1ln\u011b ve vod\u011b, tedy tam, kde se d\u00e1  plavat. Neplave se v\u00a0medu nebo v\u00a0hromad\u00e1ch brambor. Fotbal se taky hraje  s\u00a0n\u011b\u010d\u00edm, co \u010deho se d\u00e1 kopat, a ne s\u00a0dla\u017eebn\u00ed kostkou. Ale tohle je  z\u00e1vod s\u00a0koly tam, kde se\u00a0na kole jezdit ned\u00e1! Ale, prop\u00e1naj\u00e1na, pro\u010d?<\/p>\n<p>Pak na to Franti\u0161ek k\u00e1pnul. Ka\u017ed\u00fd sport vzniknul z\u00a0n\u011bjak\u00e9 praktick\u00e9  \u010dinnosti. T\u0159eba hod o\u0161t\u011bpem z\u00a0lovu potravy. Sice zdegeneroval, tak\u017ee  m\u00edsto na c\u00edl se h\u00e1\u017ee do d\u00e1lky (to by lovec brzo um\u0159el hlady), ale ten  p\u016fvod sportu je jasn\u00fd. T\u0159eba je tam n\u011bjak\u00fd bonus za ra\u017eni\u010di  z\u00a0rozhod\u010d\u00edho\u2026 A cyklokros? To byl p\u0159ece p\u016fvodn\u011b \u00fat\u011bk zlod\u011bj\u016f kol!<\/p>\n<p>No jasn\u011b! Zlod\u011bj vid\u00ed op\u0159en\u00e9 kolo. Popadne ho a ut\u00edk\u00e1 s\u00a0n\u00edm pry\u010d. A  proto\u017ee to maj\u00ed zlod\u011bji t\u011b\u017ek\u00e9 a kdekdo se ty chud\u00e1ky sna\u017e\u00ed chytit, mus\u00ed  zlod\u011bj s\u00a0t\u00edm kolem ut\u00edkat n\u00e1kupn\u00edm centrem, vyb\u011bhnout po schodech, pak  na ulici, p\u0159esko\u010dit lavi\u010dku v\u00a0parku, p\u0159ebrodit \u0159eku, pak chv\u00edli  tramvaj\u00ed\u2026 Tak\u017ee i ten zlod\u011bj mus\u00ed pel\u00e1\u0161it s\u00a0kolem tam, kde se na n\u011bm  ned\u00e1 jet.<\/p>\n<p>V\u00a0televizi pov\u00eddali, \u017ee asi polovina cyklokrosn\u00edk\u016f jsou Belgi\u010dani.  Ostatn\u00ed jim koukaj\u00ed na z\u00e1da. Ale to jen proto, \u017ee se o tomhle sportu  nedov\u011bd\u011bli ti na\u0161i spoluob\u010dan\u00e9 (nebo u n\u00e1s \u017eij\u00edc\u00ed ob\u010dan\u00e9 n\u011bkter\u00fdch  bl\u00edzk\u00fdch zem\u00ed), kte\u0159\u00ed cyklokros tr\u00e9nuj\u00ed vlastn\u011b odmali\u010dka. B\u00fdt tren\u00e9rem  na\u0161\u00ed reprezentace, ud\u011blal bych n\u00e1bor mezi mlad\u00fdmi nad\u011bjn\u00fdmi zlod\u011bji kol a  hned bychom vl\u00e1dli sv\u011btu cyklokrosu.<\/p>\n<p>Jestli se te\u010f n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed cyklokrosn\u00edci ur\u00e1\u017eej\u00ed, pak mus\u00edm pro jistotu  \u0159\u00edct, \u017ee to v\u016fbec nemysl\u00edm zle. N\u011bkter\u00e9 sporty (\u0161erm, z\u00e1pas, st\u0159elba,  box) vznikly zase ze snahy zab\u00edt protivn\u00edka v\u00a0boji. A p\u0159itom jsou to u\u017e  d\u00e1vno m\u00edrumilovn\u00e9 discipl\u00edny. A cyklokros nepovstal z\u00a0p\u016fvodn\u00edch zabij\u00e1k\u016f  ale jen ze zlod\u011bj\u016f, to je p\u0159ece docela dobr\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p>Mo\u017en\u00e1 by cyklokrosn\u00edci mohli ud\u011blat federaci s\u00a0jedn\u00edm p\u0159\u00edbuzn\u00fdm  sportem. Franti\u0161ek \u0159\u00edkal, \u017ee se to jmenuje triatlon. Ten se zase vyvinul  ze z\u00e1bavy jist\u00e9 \u010d\u00e1sti ml\u00e1de\u017ee: na koupali\u0161t\u011b klusem, zp\u00e1tky na ciz\u00edm  kole.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jakl.blog.idnes.cz\/c\/391165\/Kdyz-prchaji-zlodejove-kol.html\" target=\"_blank\">Zdroj<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cyklokrosov\u00e1 sez\u00f3na vrchol\u00ed. A to je p\u0159ece t\u00e9ma na blog jako hrom. Z\u00a0nezn\u00e1m\u00e9ho d\u016fvodu si toti\u017e o mn\u011b hodn\u011b lid\u00ed mysl\u00ed, \u017ee nem\u00e1m r\u00e1d kola\u0159e. Tak to mus\u00edm uv\u00e9st na pravou m\u00edru oslavou cyklokrosu.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4532","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-zlehka"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4532","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4532"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4532\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4534,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4532\/revisions\/4534"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4532"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4532"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4532"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}