{"id":456,"date":"2010-07-27T06:25:34","date_gmt":"2010-07-27T05:25:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/?p=456"},"modified":"2010-07-27T09:23:44","modified_gmt":"2010-07-27T08:23:44","slug":"bum-bac-letim-do-kouta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/?p=456","title":{"rendered":"Bum b\u00e1c let\u00edm do Kouta"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jsem se vyno\u0159il z\u00a0les\u016f a jedu od Doma\u017elic sm\u011brem na Strakonice, kde je ve\u010der ka\u017edoro\u010dn\u00ed festival zdej\u0161\u00edho m\u011bstsk\u00e9ho pivovaru, u\u017e jsem tu o n\u011bm psal. \u017d\u00edze\u0148 u\u017e byla krut\u00e1, tak jsem \u0161lapal aut\u00ed\u010dku trochu na krk.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>A v\u00a0t\u00e9 rychlosti mi cosi blesklo hlavou. Co \u017ee to bylo na t\u00e9 ceduli? Nebyla tam odbo\u010dka na Kout na \u0160umav\u011b? Na ten Kout s\u00a0t\u00edm skv\u011bl\u00fdm koutsk\u00fdm pivem? Na\u0161t\u011bst\u00ed byla za chv\u00edli pumpa, tak jsem to na n\u00ed oto\u010dil a ono fakt. Odbo\u010dka na Kout. No co, pod\u00edv\u00e1m se, t\u0159eba ten pivovar najdu. Kdov\u00ed, kde to tam va\u0159\u00ed, jestli ve vile \u010di v\u00a0gar\u00e1\u017ei, t\u0159eba budou m\u00edt n\u011bjakou ceduli. Proj\u00ed\u017ed\u00edm krokem roztahanou vs\u00ed a kouk\u00e1m na ka\u017ed\u00fd plot. Hele, maj\u00ed tu i z\u0159\u00edceninu b\u00fdval\u00e9ho pivovaru. Jedu d\u00e1l. U hodn\u011b podivn\u00e9 betonov\u00e9 stavby nejednou cedule, \u017ee tu prod\u00e1vaj\u00ed koutsk\u00e9 pivo. Zastav\u00edm, obh\u00e1z\u00edm stavbu dokola, pr\u00fd rekrea\u010dn\u00ed st\u0159edisko. No, nev\u00edm, kdo by se v\u00a0tom cht\u011bl rekreovat Ale hlavn\u011b nikdo nikde, recepce navzdory slibn\u00e9mu n\u00e1pisu na ceduli zav\u0159en\u00e1. Tak jedu zp\u00e1tky \u00a0a jsem je\u0161t\u011b pozorn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>Pak si \u0159eknu: a co kdy\u017e je pivovar v\u00a0pivovaru? J\u00e1 v\u00edm, m\u011blo mi to doj\u00edt d\u0159\u00edv, ale on fakt vypadal u\u017e dost v\u00a0trosk\u00e1ch. Obj\u00ed\u017ed\u00edm ho a nikde nic. \u017d\u00e1dn\u00e9 dve\u0159e, jen asi kamsi do bytu, \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e1 prodejna, \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e1 cedule. Tak zaparkuju a zkus\u00edm proj\u00edt branou na dvorek. Tam n\u011bjak\u00e1 ml\u00e1de\u017e opravuje sv\u00e9ho vrakou\u0161e a pr\u00fd co bych r\u00e1d. J\u00e1 \u017ee pivo. Jo, b\u011b\u017ete dozadu na n\u00e1dvo\u0159\u00ed\u010dko, tam sl\u00e1dek chyt\u00e1 ryby. Co\u017ee? Si d\u011blaj srandu, ne? Jdu kolem z\u0159\u00edceniny a najednou to za\u010dne pov\u011bdom\u011b von\u011bt. A \u00fapln\u011b vzadu cosi jako po\u017e\u00e1rn\u00ed n\u00e1dr\u017e samej plankton a tam dva chlap\u00edci na slun\u00ed\u010dku na \u017eidli\u010dk\u00e1ch, veget, vedle nich pruty, oni fakt v\u00a0pivovaru ryba\u0159\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>Pov\u00edd\u00e1m, \u017ee bych si koupil n\u011bjak\u00e1 piva. Lahvov\u00e9 nevedem. Tak si holt vezmu sud. Sv\u011btl\u00e9ho le\u017e\u00e1ku. Jen\u017ee ne v\u017edy voz\u00edm sebou pr\u00e1zdn\u00e9 be\u010dky, tak mus\u00edm zaplatit z\u00e1lohu. A na to nem\u00e1m. M\u00e1te tu bankomat? Tady?, vykul\u00ed o\u010di sl\u00e1dek. Ale je\u010fte kousek po silnici do Kdyn\u011b, tam by mohl b\u00fdt. J\u00e1 v\u00e1m sud zat\u00edm nato\u010d\u00edm. Tak vyraz\u00edm. Cestou kolem t\u00e9 pumpy, kde jsem se ot\u00e1\u010del. V\u00a0Kdyni bankomat opravdu je. A zas zp\u011bt kolem t\u00e9 pumpy, u\u017e na m\u011b m\u00e1vaj\u00ed jak na star\u00e9ho zn\u00e1m\u00e9ho. Sl\u00e1dek mi rudl\u00edkem p\u0159ibl\u00ed\u017e\u00ed sud a j\u00e1 zat\u00edm uvnit\u0159 prov\u00e1d\u00edm pr\u016fmyslovou \u0161pion\u00e1\u017e. On to fakt nen\u00ed v\u00a0kulis\u00e1ch pivovaru zalo\u017een\u00fd mikropivovar, jako jsem to vid\u011bl t\u0159eba v\u00a0Dale\u0161ic\u00edch \u010di mnohde jinde. Tady to mysl\u00ed s\u00a0obnovou pivovaru v\u00e1\u017en\u011b v\u010detn\u011b ve\u0161ker\u00e9 p\u016fvodn\u00ed technologie. Zvenku z\u0159\u00edcenina, zevnit\u0159 muzeum.<\/p>\n<p>U\u017e se sudem v\u00a0kufru \u2013 mimochodem sud je od prazdroje, jen\u017ee co m\u00e1 takov\u00fd mal\u00fd pivovar d\u011blat, \u017eejo \u2013 op\u011bt m\u00edj\u00edm starou zn\u00e1mou pumpu a jedu na to pivo do Strakonic. U Kelleyho pak skl\u00e1d\u00e1m sud v\u00a0ned\u011bli, aby si do pravideln\u00e9ho ochutn\u00e1vac\u00edho \u010dtvrtka odpo\u010dinul.<\/p>\n<p>Nar\u00e1\u017eel se a\u017e kolem p\u016flnoci, po plzni, p\u0161eni\u010dn\u00e9m heroldovi a \u010dern\u00e9m kocourovi m\u011blo p\u0159ij\u00edt p\u011bkn\u00e9 osv\u011b\u017een\u00ed. Jen\u017ee to bylo n\u011bco v\u00edc. P\u0159i prvn\u00edch dou\u0161c\u00edch vykul\u00edme o\u010di. Tohle \u017ee je norm\u00e1ln\u00ed lager dvan\u00e1ctka? Je to ho\u0159k\u00e9 jak svi\u0148a, skoro jak n\u011bjak\u00e1 IPA nebo co. No, chutnalo n\u00e1m n\u00e1ramn\u011b. Nesekli se oni v\u00a0tom Kout\u011b a nedali mi n\u011bco jin\u00e9ho? Nebo to takhle chutn\u00e1 norm\u00e1ln\u011b? U\u017e jsem koutsk\u00e9 p\u00e1rkr\u00e1t m\u011bl a takov\u00e9 plnosti a ho\u0159kosti jsem si nev\u0161iml. A ani t\u0159eba v\u010dera u Slovansk\u00e9 l\u00edpy se mi takov\u00e9 nezd\u00e1lo.<\/p>\n<p>No co, \u010dlov\u011bk nemus\u00ed v\u011bd\u011bt v\u0161echno. Ale mo\u017en\u00e1 se ten sl\u00e1dek u toho sv\u00e9ho ryb\u00e1\u0159sk\u00e9ho prutu dodnes sm\u011bje, jak mi nasadil brouka do hlavy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jsem se vyno\u0159il z\u00a0les\u016f a jedu od Doma\u017elic sm\u011brem na Strakonice, kde je ve\u010der ka\u017edoro\u010dn\u00ed festival zdej\u0161\u00edho m\u011bstsk\u00e9ho pivovaru, u\u017e jsem tu o n\u011bm psal. \u017d\u00edze\u0148 u\u017e byla krut\u00e1, tak jsem \u0161lapal aut\u00ed\u010dku trochu na krk.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-456","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-zlehka"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/456","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=456"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/456\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":459,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/456\/revisions\/459"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=456"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=456"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=456"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}