A\u017e do minul\u00e9ho v\u00edkendu jsme si \u017eili podle sv\u00e9ho. Tedy podle sv\u00e9ho st\u0159edoevropsk\u00e9ho \u010dasu. Ale od ned\u011ble mus\u00edme povinn\u011b \u017e\u00edt podle \u010dasu v\u00fdchodoevropsk\u00e9ho. Eufemisticky mu \u0159\u00edk\u00e1me \u201eletn\u00ed\u201c (i kdy\u017e plat\u00ed od jara do podzimu), ve skute\u010dnosti to je ale \u010das ciz\u00edch v\u00fdchodn\u00edch kraj\u016f.<\/p>\n
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Hodn\u011b lid\u00ed se domn\u00edv\u00e1, \u017ee \u010das je d\u00e1n dohodou. A \u017ee je jedno, jak ho po\u010d\u00edt\u00e1me. Jin\u00ed si mysl\u00ed, \u017ee existuje n\u011bco jako zimn\u00ed \u010das. Ale v\u016fbec ne. \u010cas je objektivn\u00ed a je d\u00e1n zem\u011bpisnou d\u00e9lkou ka\u017ed\u00e9ho m\u00edsta.<\/p>\n
Poledne je tehdy, kdy\u017e je slunce nejv\u00fd\u0161. Poledne tedy maj\u00ed v\u00a0ka\u017ed\u00e9m m\u00edst\u011b v\u00a0jinou chv\u00edli. A tak si lidi Zemi rozd\u011blili na 24 p\u00e1sem a v\u00a0ka\u017ed\u00e9m plat\u00ed stejn\u00e1 hodina. Na jedno p\u00e1smo p\u0159ipad\u00e1 15 d\u00e9lkov\u00fdch stup\u0148\u016f a \u010das se po\u010d\u00edt\u00e1 podle jeho st\u0159edu. Nult\u00fd stupe\u0148 si pro sebe ukradli Lond\u00fd\u0148an\u00e9. My m\u00e1me to \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed, \u017ee st\u0159ed prvn\u00edho p\u00e1su na v\u00fdchod od Lond\u00fdna (15. poledn\u00edk) proch\u00e1z\u00ed na\u0161\u00ed zem\u00ed, nap\u0159\u00edklad Jind\u0159ichov\u00fdm Hradcem. Jin\u00e9 zem\u011b (t\u0159eba N\u011bmecko) se mus\u00ed tulit k\u00a0nebli\u017e\u0161\u00edmu p\u0159\u00edslu\u0161n\u00e9mu poledn\u00edku (co\u017e je pro N\u011bmce ten n\u00e1\u0161) a maj\u00ed n\u00e1m co z\u00e1vid\u011bt \u2013 jejich \u010das je o n\u011bkolik des\u00edtek minut vych\u00fdlen.<\/p>\n
N\u00e1\u0161 st\u0159edoevropsk\u00fd \u010das je tedy d\u00e1n slun\u00ed\u010dkem, kter\u00e9 je v\u00a0moment na\u0161eho poledne plus minus p\u00e1r minut p\u0159\u00edmo nad n\u00e1mi. Je to n\u00e1\u0161 norm\u00e1ln\u00ed dom\u00e1c\u00ed \u010das, ne jak\u00fdsi \u201ezimn\u00ed\u201c. A co my d\u011bl\u00e1me ka\u017ed\u00fd rok? Za\u010dneme pou\u017e\u00edvat \u010das plat\u00edc\u00ed pro jin\u00e9 kon\u010diny. Ka\u017ed\u00fd rok po\u010d\u00edt\u00e1me \u010das od b\u0159ezna do \u0159\u00edjna tak, jako kdybychom najednou \u017eili kolem 30. poledn\u00edku v\u00fdchodn\u00ed d\u00e9lky, tedy v\u00a0Petrohrad\u011b, Kyjev\u011b, Ki\u0161in\u011bvu, Od\u011bse, Istanbulu nebo K\u00e1hi\u0159e. No nen\u00ed to hloup\u00e9? Pro\u010d u\u017e\u00edvat \u010das kyjevsk\u00fd, kdy\u017e m\u00e1me sv\u016fj vlastn\u00ed?<\/p>\n
Milovn\u00edci soci\u00e1ln\u00edho in\u017een\u00fdrstv\u00ed n\u00e1m \u0159\u00edkaj\u00ed, \u017ee d\u00edky letn\u00edmu \u010dasu je pr\u00fd ve\u010der d\u00e9le sv\u011btlo. Opravdu? Ale kdepak. Sv\u011btlo je \u00fapln\u011b stejn\u011b dlouho s\u00a0letn\u00edm \u010dasem i bez n\u011bj, to nelze ned\u00e1 za\u0159\u00eddit vyhl\u00e1\u0161en\u00edm zm\u011bny \u010dasu. Del\u0161\u00ed ve\u010der neza\u0159\u00edd\u00edme t\u00edm, \u017ee tomu okam\u017eiku, kter\u00e9mu jsme do minul\u00e9ho t\u00fddne \u0159\u00edkali osm ve\u010der, budeme najednou \u0159\u00edkat dev\u011bt ve\u010der. T\u00edm se del\u0161\u00ed den neud\u011bl\u00e1, jen tomu budeme jinak \u0159\u00edkat. Pen\u00edze se nerozmno\u017e\u00ed t\u00edm, \u017ee p\u011btistovk\u00e1m za\u010dneme \u0159\u00edkat tis\u00edcikoruny.<\/p>\n
Milovn\u00edci soci\u00e1ln\u00edho in\u017een\u00fdrstv\u00ed v\u00e1m \u0159eknou, \u017ee bude del\u0161\u00ed ve\u010der, proto\u017ee jim d\u0159\u00edv skon\u010d\u00ed pr\u00e1ce. Ale co jim br\u00e1n\u00ed kon\u010dit d\u0159\u00edv i bez zm\u011bny \u010dasu pro v\u0161echny ostatn\u00ed? Mohu d\u011blat peka\u0159e nebo popel\u00e1\u0159e, nebo si jinak domluvit sm\u011bny. \u017de to nejde, proto\u017ee by se jim ostatn\u00ed nep\u0159izp\u016fsobili? Tak se n\u00e1s holt nebudou pt\u00e1t a donut\u00ed n\u00e1s v\u0161echny k\u00a0posunu pracovn\u00ed doby na\u0159\u00edzen\u00edm vl\u00e1dy o letn\u00edm \u010dase.<\/p>\n
Letn\u00ed \u010das je formou hrub\u00e9ho n\u00e1sil\u00ed. Je to jeden z\u00a0projev\u016f n\u00e1tlaku, kter\u00fdm si n\u00e1siln\u00edci za\u0159\u00edd\u00ed nedobrovolnou zm\u011bnu chov\u00e1n\u00ed n\u00e1s ostatn\u00edch tak, aby vyhovovala zrovna jim. \u017de si na ni n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed z\u00a0n\u00e1s u\u017e skoro zvykli, to hloupost zm\u011bny nijak neumen\u0161uje. Ekonomick\u00fd p\u0159\u00ednos letn\u00edho \u010dasu je nulov\u00fd nebo z\u00e1porn\u00fd, negativn\u00ed zdravotn\u00ed d\u016fsledky potvrzuje st\u00e1le v\u00edce studi\u00ed.<\/p>\n
Tenhle v\u00fdmysl gener\u00e1l\u016f z\u00a0prvn\u00ed sv\u011btov\u00e9 v\u00e1lky jen tak ze setrva\u010dnosti rok co rok otravuje poctiv\u00e9 lidi. Gener\u00e1lov\u00e9 tehdy h\u00fdbali hranicemi mezi n\u00e1rody a tak si troufli i na \u010das. A jejich byrokrati\u010dt\u00ed n\u00e1stupci dnes maj\u00ed stejn\u00e9 ambice. Pohnout slun\u00ed\u010dkem na obloze neum\u011bj\u00ed, tak vydaj\u00ed befel.<\/p>\n
Jen\u017ee zem\u011bkoule se p\u0159i sv\u00e9 pouti vesm\u00edrem nezaj\u00edm\u00e1, jak jac\u00edsi tvore\u010dkov\u00e9 na jej\u00edm povrhu po\u010d\u00edtaj\u00ed sv\u016fj kalend\u00e1\u0159, kdy si vymysl\u00ed p\u0159estupn\u00fd den \u010di podobnou legraci. T\u0159eba rovnodennost p\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed podle kosmick\u00fdch pravidel se svou nadlidskou pravidelnost\u00ed, ale lidsk\u00e1 nepravidelnost j\u00ed p\u0159isoud\u00ed ob\u010das jedno datum, ob\u010das jin\u00e9, ob\u010das v\u00a0letopo\u010dtu P\u00e1na Forda, nebo b\u016fhv\u00edkolik\u00e1t\u00e9ho thermidoru, \u010di jak\u00e9 po\u010d\u00edt\u00e1n\u00ed si kter\u00fd z\u00a0\u010dlov\u00ed\u010dk\u016f vymysl\u00ed. Zem\u011b se nebude p\u0159izp\u016fsobovat ani Caesarovi, ani pape\u017ei \u0158eho\u0159ovi, ani Konventu, ani Evropsk\u00e9 unii, ani vl\u00e1d\u011b \u010cesk\u00e9 republiky. Lidsk\u00e9 instituce a\u0165 mluv\u00ed do lidsk\u00fdch v\u011bc\u00ed, kosmick\u00fd \u0159\u00e1d ale a\u0165 nechaj\u00ed na pokoji!<\/p>\n
Ale ned\u011blaj\u00ed to. Cht\u011bj\u00ed rozhodovat o tom, kolik je hodin. Zem\u011b se to\u010d\u00ed dle vy\u0161\u0161\u00edch z\u00e1kon\u016f a do toho n\u00e1m n\u011bjak\u00e1 zpupn\u00e1 vl\u00e1da vyd\u00e1 na\u0159\u00edzen\u00ed, \u017ee hodin nen\u00ed tolik, ale tolik. Ta troufalost! Vl\u00e1dy se pletou do spousty v\u011bc\u00ed, do kter\u00fdch jim nic nen\u00ed, ale co je moc, to je moc. Ony cht\u011bj\u00ed m\u011bnit rotaci zem\u011b! Ony sahaj\u00ed na kosmick\u00fd syst\u00e9m! Aristotele, vst\u00e1vej! Atlasi, dr\u017e pevn\u011bji!<\/p>\n
Pr\u00fd n\u00e1m na podzim tu hodinu vr\u00e1t\u00ed. To jo. Sedm m\u011bs\u00edc\u016f na n\u00ed budou rajtovat a pak ji jednoho podzimn\u00edho r\u00e1na umolousanou, znect\u011bnou a ohmatanou milostiv\u011b dostaneme zp\u011bt.<\/p>\n
O mnohem men\u0161\u00edch v\u011bcech se vyhla\u0161uje referendum \u010di je alespo\u0148 nutn\u00fd z\u00e1kon, nejl\u00e9pe \u00fastavn\u00ed. A ot\u00e1\u010den\u00ed zem\u011bkoule m\u00e1 m\u00edt v\u00a0pa\u0159\u00e1tech jen vl\u00e1da a jej\u00ed na\u0159\u00edzen\u00ed? Tak to ne! Je nam\u00edst\u011b ob\u010dansk\u00e1 i kosmick\u00e1 neposlu\u0161nost. Na\u0161e i planety. P\u0159isp\u011bme si! Zem\u011bkoule, nedej se, to\u010d se podle sv\u00e9ho! V\u011b\u0159\u00edme tob\u011b, ne bohorovn\u00fdm samozvan\u00fdm tyran\u016fm \u010dasu!<\/p>\n
Ps\u00e1t ka\u017ed\u00fd rok filipiky nesta\u010d\u00ed. Chce to po\u0159\u00e1dnou akci.<\/p>\n
Ladislav Jakl<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A\u017e do minul\u00e9ho v\u00edkendu jsme si \u017eili podle sv\u00e9ho. Tedy podle sv\u00e9ho st\u0159edoevropsk\u00e9ho \u010dasu. Ale od ned\u011ble mus\u00edme povinn\u011b \u017e\u00edt podle \u010dasu v\u00fdchodoevropsk\u00e9ho. Eufemisticky mu \u0159\u00edk\u00e1me \u201eletn\u00ed\u201c (i kdy\u017e plat\u00ed od jara do podzimu), ve skute\u010dnosti to je ale \u010das ciz\u00edch v\u00fdchodn\u00edch kraj\u016f.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4680","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-zlehka"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4680","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4680"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4680\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4681,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4680\/revisions\/4681"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4680"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4680"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4680"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}