{"id":5590,"date":"2015-03-24T18:25:11","date_gmt":"2015-03-24T17:25:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/?p=5590"},"modified":"2015-03-25T12:12:25","modified_gmt":"2015-03-25T11:12:25","slug":"neexistuje-zadny-zimni-cas-jen-nas-nebo-ukrajinsky","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/?p=5590","title":{"rendered":"Neexistuje \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd zimn\u00ed \u010das. Jen n\u00e1\u0161, nebo ukrajinsk\u00fd"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Na\u0161i z\u00e1stupci v\u00a0\u201eEvropsk\u00e9m parlamentu\u201c z\u00e1slu\u017en\u011b otev\u0159eli opom\u00edjen\u00e9, ale docela d\u016fle\u017eit\u00e9 t\u00e9ma, kter\u00e9 se na rozd\u00edl od t\u011bch hlasit\u011bji p\u0159et\u0159\u00e1san\u00fdch skute\u010dn\u011b t\u00fdk\u00e1 n\u00e1s v\u0161ech. Cht\u011bj\u00ed dos\u00e1hnout zru\u0161en\u00ed\u00a0 ka\u017edop\u016flro\u010dn\u00edho \u201e\u0161ibov\u00e1n\u00ed\u201c s\u00a0\u010dasem o hodinu tam a zp\u011bt. Ale dopou\u0161t\u011bj\u00ed se p\u0159itom jednoho velik\u00e9ho omylu.<\/p>\n<p><!--more-->A redakce iDNES tento omyl kop\u00edruje, kdy\u017e za\u0159adila anketu, zda si lid\u00e9 p\u0159ej\u00ed zachov\u00e1n\u00ed jednoho celoro\u010dn\u00edho \u010dasu a zda to pop\u0159\u00edpad\u011b m\u00e1 b\u00fdt \u010das letn\u00ed nebo zimn\u00ed. Na takovou anketu j\u00e1 odpov\u011bd\u011bt nemohu, proto\u017ee nic jako zimn\u00ed \u010das neexistuje. Existuje n\u00e1\u0161, spr\u00e1vn\u00fd st\u0159edoevropsk\u00fd \u010das, kter\u00fd je d\u00e1n na\u0161\u00ed zem\u011bpisnou polohou. Plat\u00ed p\u0159esn\u011b na na\u0161em \u00fazem\u00ed, proto\u017e pr\u00e1v\u011b \u010ceskem proch\u00e1z\u00ed 15. poledn\u00edk v\u00fdchodn\u00ed d\u00e9lky, kter\u00fd tento \u010das ur\u010duje. Kdy\u017e je nad n\u00edm Slunce v\u00a0nadhlavn\u00edku, je poledne st\u0159edoevropsk\u00e9ho \u010dasu. V\u00a0jin\u00fdch p\u00e1smech maj\u00ed Slunce v\u00a0nadhlavn\u00edku d\u0159\u00edv, jinde zas pozd\u011bji. Proto existuj\u00ed \u010dasov\u00e1 p\u00e1sma.<\/p>\n<p>To, \u010demu my \u0159\u00edk\u00e1me letn\u00ed \u010das, je ve skute\u010dnosti \u010das v\u00fdchodoevropsk\u00fd, plat\u00ed t\u0159eba na Ukrajin\u011b nebo v\u00a0Turecku. Tak\u017ee my ka\u017ed\u00fd rok na v\u00edc ne\u017e p\u016fl roku p\u0159ech\u00e1z\u00edme na ciz\u00ed \u010das, kter\u00fd plat\u00ed \u00fapln\u011b jinde: v Petrohrad\u011b, Kyjev\u011b, Ki\u0161in\u011bvu, Od\u011bse, Istanbulu nebo K\u00e1hi\u0159e. \u017de mu u n\u00e1s \u0159\u00edk\u00e1me letn\u00ed \u010das, je u\u017e takov\u00fd \u00fazus, dobr\u00e1. Ale \u0159\u00edkat kv\u016fli tomu na\u0161emu vlastn\u00edmu norm\u00e1ln\u00edmu st\u0159edoevropsk\u00e9mu \u010dasu \u010das \u201ezimn\u00ed\u201c je \u00fapln\u00e1 hloupost.<\/p>\n<p>Ano, h\u00fdbat s\u00a0\u010dasem je hol\u00fdm nesmyslem a p\u0159e\u017eitkem. Ale skoro je\u0161t\u011b v\u011bt\u0161\u00edm nesmyslem je p\u0159ej\u00edt trvale celoro\u010dn\u011b na ciz\u00ed \u010das a m\u00edt tak po cel\u00fd rok poledne u\u017e v\u00a0jeden\u00e1ct dopoledne. Ne ka\u017ed\u00e9 \u00fazem\u00ed m\u00e1 \u010das p\u0159esn\u011b odpov\u00eddaj\u00edc\u00ed poloze. To ani nejde, to by m\u011bla ka\u017ed\u00e1 vesnice o p\u00e1r minut jin\u00fd \u010das. Jako praktick\u00e9 se jev\u00ed rozd\u011blen\u00ed povrchu Zem\u011b do 24 hodinov\u00fdch p\u00e1sem. N\u011bkde to tak nepou\u017e\u00edvaj\u00ed. T\u0159eba v\u00a0Indii maj\u00ed pro celou zemi \u010das o 4.5 hodiny posunut\u00fd oproti n\u00e1m. Tak\u017ee V\u00fdchodn\u00ed Beng\u00e1lsko m\u00e1 u\u017e podve\u010der, kdy\u017e v\u00a0r\u00e1diu hl\u00e1s\u00ed poledne. A n\u011bkde u pou\u0161t\u00ed Bal\u00fa\u010dist\u00e1nu maj\u00ed v\u00a0tu chv\u00edli teprve dopoledne. Praktick\u00e9 je to mo\u017en\u00e1 pro st\u00e1tn\u00ed apar\u00e1t, pro lidi ur\u010dit\u011b ne.<\/p>\n<p>Gener\u00e1l Franco cht\u011bl b\u00fdt \u201ein\u201c a tak posunul \u010das ve sv\u00e9 zemi na st\u0159edoevropsk\u00fd (n\u00e1\u0161 a t\u0159eba n\u011bmeck\u00fd), i kdy\u017e je z\u00e1pad \u0160pan\u011blska oproti n\u011bmu posunut dokonce o dv\u011b hodiny. A maj\u00ed to tam jako velk\u00e9 t\u00e9ma, proto\u017ee lidem se \u017eit\u00ed podle ciz\u00edho \u010dasu pr\u00e1vem zd\u00e1 jako hloupost. A my na ni m\u00e1me nyn\u00ed p\u0159ech\u00e1zet? P\u016fj\u010dit si nav\u017edy ukrajinsk\u00fd \u010das? Pro\u010d? M\u00e1me sv\u016fj, a hez\u010d\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>Milovn\u00edci soci\u00e1ln\u00edho in\u017een\u00fdrstv\u00ed n\u00e1m \u0159\u00edkaj\u00ed, \u017ee d\u00edky letn\u00edmu \u010dasu je pr\u00fd ve\u010der d\u00e9le sv\u011btlo. Opravdu? Ale kdepak. Sv\u011btlo je \u00fapln\u011b stejn\u011b dlouho s\u00a0letn\u00edm \u010dasem i bez n\u011bj, to nelze za\u0159\u00eddit vyhl\u00e1\u0161en\u00edm zm\u011bny \u010dasu. Del\u0161\u00ed ve\u010der neza\u0159\u00edd\u00edme t\u00edm, \u017ee tomu okam\u017eiku, kter\u00e9mu jsme do minul\u00e9ho t\u00fddne \u0159\u00edkali osm ve\u010der, budeme najednou \u0159\u00edkat dev\u011bt ve\u010der. T\u00edm se del\u0161\u00ed den neud\u011bl\u00e1, jen tomu budeme jinak \u0159\u00edkat. Pen\u00edze se nerozmno\u017e\u00ed t\u00edm, \u017ee p\u011btistovk\u00e1m za\u010dneme \u0159\u00edkat tis\u00edcikoruny.<\/p>\n<p>Milovn\u00edci soci\u00e1ln\u00edho in\u017een\u00fdrstv\u00ed v\u00e1m \u0159eknou, \u017ee bude del\u0161\u00ed ve\u010der, proto\u017ee jim d\u0159\u00edv skon\u010d\u00ed pr\u00e1ce. Ale co jim br\u00e1n\u00ed kon\u010dit d\u0159\u00edv i bez zm\u011bny \u010dasu pro v\u0161echny ostatn\u00ed? Mohu d\u011blat peka\u0159e nebo popel\u00e1\u0159e, nebo si jinak domluvit sm\u011bny. \u017de to nejde, proto\u017ee by se jim ostatn\u00ed nep\u0159izp\u016fsobili? Tak se n\u00e1s holt nebudou pt\u00e1t a donut\u00ed n\u00e1s v\u0161echny k\u00a0posunu pracovn\u00ed doby na\u0159\u00edzen\u00edm vl\u00e1dy o letn\u00edm \u010dase?<\/p>\n<p>Letn\u00ed \u010das je formou hrub\u00e9ho n\u00e1sil\u00ed. Je to jeden z\u00a0projev\u016f n\u00e1tlaku, kter\u00fdm si n\u00e1siln\u00edci za\u0159\u00edd\u00ed nedobrovolnou zm\u011bnu chov\u00e1n\u00ed n\u00e1s ostatn\u00edch tak, aby vyhovovala zrovna jim. \u017de si na ni n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed z\u00a0n\u00e1s u\u017e skoro zvykli, to hloupost zm\u011bny nijak neumen\u0161uje. Ekonomick\u00fd p\u0159\u00ednos letn\u00edho \u010dasu je nulov\u00fd nebo z\u00e1porn\u00fd, negativn\u00ed zdravotn\u00ed d\u016fsledky potvrzuje st\u00e1le v\u00edce studi\u00ed.<\/p>\n<p>Zem\u011bkoule se p\u0159i sv\u00e9 pouti vesm\u00edrem nezaj\u00edm\u00e1, jak jac\u00edsi tvore\u010dkov\u00e9 na jej\u00edm povrhu po\u010d\u00edtaj\u00ed sv\u016fj kalend\u00e1\u0159, kdy si vymysl\u00ed p\u0159estupn\u00fd den \u010di podobnou legraci. T\u0159eba rovnodennost p\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed podle kosmick\u00fdch pravidel se svou nadlidskou pravidelnost\u00ed, ale lidsk\u00e1 nepravidelnost j\u00ed p\u0159isoud\u00ed ob\u010das jedno datum, ob\u010das jin\u00e9, ob\u010das v\u00a0letopo\u010dtu P\u00e1na Forda, nebo b\u016fhv\u00edkolik\u00e1t\u00e9ho thermidoru, \u010di jak\u00e9 po\u010d\u00edt\u00e1n\u00ed si kter\u00fd z\u00a0\u010dlov\u00ed\u010dk\u016f vymysl\u00ed. Zem\u011b se nebude p\u0159izp\u016fsobovat ani Caesarovi, ani pape\u017ei \u0158eho\u0159ovi, ani Konventu, ani Evropsk\u00e9 unii, ani vl\u00e1d\u011b \u010cesk\u00e9 republiky. Lidsk\u00e9 instituce a\u0165 mluv\u00ed do lidsk\u00fdch v\u011bc\u00ed, kosmick\u00fd \u0159\u00e1d ale a\u0165 nechaj\u00ed na pokoji!<\/p>\n<p>Ale ned\u011blaj\u00ed to. Cht\u011bj\u00ed rozhodovat o tom, kolik je hodin. Zem\u011b se to\u010d\u00ed dle vy\u0161\u0161\u00edch z\u00e1kon\u016f a do toho n\u00e1m n\u011bjak\u00e1 zpupn\u00e1 vl\u00e1da vyd\u00e1 na\u0159\u00edzen\u00ed, \u017ee hodin nen\u00ed tolik, ale tolik. Ta troufalost! Vl\u00e1dy se pletou do spousty v\u011bc\u00ed, do kter\u00fdch jim nic nen\u00ed, ale co je moc, to je moc. Ony cht\u011bj\u00ed m\u011bnit rotaci zem\u011b! Ony sahaj\u00ed na kosmick\u00fd syst\u00e9m! Aristotele, vst\u00e1vej! Atlasi, dr\u017e pevn\u011bji!<\/p>\n<p>Pr\u00fd n\u00e1m na podzim tu hodinu vr\u00e1t\u00ed. To jo. Sedm m\u011bs\u00edc\u016f na n\u00ed budou rajtovat a pak ji jednoho podzimn\u00edho r\u00e1na umolousanou, znect\u011bnou a ohmatanou milostiv\u011b dostaneme zp\u011bt. A te\u010f n\u011bkdo p\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed s\u00a0n\u00e1padem, \u017ee n\u00e1m ji vezmou nav\u017edy.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/jakl.blog.idnes.cz\/c\/455155\/neexistuje-zadny-zimni-cas-jen-nas-nebo-ukrajinsky.html\" target=\"_blank\">Zdroj<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Na\u0161i z\u00e1stupci v\u00a0\u201eEvropsk\u00e9m parlamentu\u201c z\u00e1slu\u017en\u011b otev\u0159eli opom\u00edjen\u00e9, ale docela d\u016fle\u017eit\u00e9 t\u00e9ma, kter\u00e9 se na rozd\u00edl od t\u011bch hlasit\u011bji p\u0159et\u0159\u00e1san\u00fdch skute\u010dn\u011b t\u00fdk\u00e1 n\u00e1s v\u0161ech. Cht\u011bj\u00ed dos\u00e1hnout zru\u0161en\u00ed\u00a0 ka\u017edop\u016flro\u010dn\u00edho \u201e\u0161ibov\u00e1n\u00ed\u201c s\u00a0\u010dasem o hodinu tam a zp\u011bt. Ale dopou\u0161t\u011bj\u00ed se p\u0159itom jednoho velik\u00e9ho omylu.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5590","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-zlehka"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5590","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5590"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5590\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5600,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5590\/revisions\/5600"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5590"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5590"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5590"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}