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Tenhle Holec ka\u017ed\u00e9 r\u00e1no nap\u00ed\u0161e aspo\u0148 deset v\u011bt, ve kter\u00fdch mne n\u011bjak nen\u00e1padn\u011b pochv\u00e1l\u00ed. Ty nejhez\u010d\u00ed komplimenty se pak pokou\u0161\u00ed propa\u0161ovat do sv\u00fdch \u010dl\u00e1nk\u016f a mnohdy mu to i projde, proto\u017ee n\u011bjak\u00fdmi t\u011bmi nezdary se prav\u00e1 l\u00e1ska p\u0159ece odradit nenech\u00e1.<\/p>\n
Tuhle jsem zaslechl, jak pr\u00fd o n\u011bm kolegov\u00e9 \u0159\u00edkaj\u00ed, \u017ee vypad\u00e1 jako bandaska se studenou pol\u00e9vkou. Ale na to j\u00e1 mus\u00edm odv\u011btit, \u017ee i v\u00a0takov\u00e9m t\u011ble m\u016f\u017ee ho\u0159et opravdov\u00fd cit.<\/p>\n
Jindy jsem zaslechl, jak pr\u00fd o n\u011bm kolegov\u00e9 \u0159\u00edkaj\u00ed, \u017ee mu smrd\u00ed z\u00a0\u00fast a \u017ee si nemyje nohy, tak\u017ee ho v\u00a0redakci obch\u00e1zej\u00ed obloukem. Ale na to j\u00e1 mus\u00edm odv\u011btit, \u017ee se to snadno \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 rozmazlen\u00fdm novin\u00e1\u0159\u016fm, kter\u00fdm doma te\u010de tepl\u00e1 voda a v\u00a0koupeln\u011b sv\u00edt\u00ed sv\u011btlo. Ka\u017ed\u00fd takov\u00e9 \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed nem\u00e1.<\/p>\n
A zase \u00fapln\u011b jindy jsem zaslechl, jak pr\u00fd o n\u011bm kolegov\u00e9 \u0159\u00edkaj\u00ed, \u017ee m\u00e1 v\u00a0redakci na stole mou figurku a ka\u017ed\u00fdch p\u011bt minut do n\u00ed p\u00edchne \u0161pendl\u00ed\u010dkem. A \u017ee je t\u00edm \u00fapln\u011b umanut\u00fd. Ale na to j\u00e1 mus\u00edm odv\u011btit, \u017ee sv\u00fdm v\u00fad\u00fa ritu\u00e1lem jen maskuje, jak mne zbo\u017e\u0148uje, proto\u017ee doma m\u00e1 mal\u00fd olt\u00e1\u0159 s\u00a0mou sochou z\u00a0polystyr\u00e9nu, do kter\u00e9 v\u016fbec nikdy ani trochu nep\u00edch\u00e1.<\/p>\n
A \u00fapln\u011b jindy jsem zaslechl, jak pr\u00fd veden\u00ed jeho redakce je n\u00e1zoru, \u017ee lze ps\u00e1t stejn\u00e1 slova o r\u016fzn\u00fdch lidech nebo r\u016fzn\u00e1 slova o jednom \u010dlov\u011bku, ale \u017ee ps\u00e1t stejn\u00e1 slova o jednom \u010dlov\u011bku cel\u00e1 l\u00e9ta u\u017e zav\u00e1n\u00ed \u00fachylnou obses\u00ed. Ale na to j\u00e1 mus\u00edm odv\u011btit, \u017ee za st\u00e1lost citu se nikdo nemus\u00ed styd\u011bt.<\/p>\n
A jindy jsem zaslechl, jak pr\u00fd mu kolegov\u00e9 z\u00a0redakce p\u016fvodn\u011b \u0159\u00edkali Chlapec, ne\u017e zjistili, \u017ee na n\u011bm chlapsk\u00e9ho nen\u00ed zhola nic, tak\u017ee mu za\u010dali \u0159\u00edkat Holec, a ono se to ujalo. Ale na to j\u00e1 \u0159\u00edk\u00e1m, \u017ee hrdost, s\u00a0jakou se sm\u00ed\u0159il se sv\u00fdm nov\u00fdm jm\u00e9nem, p\u0159ekon\u00e1 v\u0161echny \u00fastrky.<\/p>\n
J\u00e1 v\u00edm, \u017ee si mnoz\u00ed mysl\u00edte, \u017ee trochu p\u0159eh\u00e1n\u00edm. Kdepak, v\u016fbec nep\u0159eh\u00e1n\u00edm. Tohle je uk\u00e1zka z\u00a0jeho tvorby v\u00a0Reflexu jen za posledn\u00edch n\u011bkolik \u010dl\u00e1nk\u016f:<\/p>\n
\u00b7 agresivn\u00ed demagogy jako Ladislav Jakl.<\/p>\n
\u00b7 Ladislava Jakla, jen\u017e to z\u0159ejm\u011b p\u0159eh\u00e1n\u00ed s degustac\u00ed milovan\u00e9ho piva.<\/p>\n
\u00b7 Snad to bylo pivem, kter\u00e9 miluje. Nebo duchem prezidenta V\u00e1clava Klause, jemu\u017e slou\u017e\u00ed. Anebo oby\u010dejnou blbost\u00ed.<\/p>\n
\u00b7 s\u00e1m tajemn\u00edk, postupem \u010dasu p\u0159ipom\u00ednaj\u00edc\u00ed star\u00e9ho pitbulla, jemu\u017e odep\u0159eli \u017eivotn\u00ed z\u00e1pas, \u2026za sv\u00e9 kac\u00ed\u0159sk\u00e9 n\u00e1zory na v\u0161e protiklausovsk\u00e9 \u010di p\u0159\u00ed\u0161ernou pivn\u00ed muziku, j\u00ed\u017e u\u017e dlouh\u00e1 l\u00e9ta tr\u00e1p\u00ed sv\u011bt, ur\u010dit\u011b nep\u016fjde do nebe.<\/p>\n
\u00b7 Hradu \u0161\u00e9fuje nezdrav\u00fd triumvir\u00e1t Klaus-H\u00e1jek-Jakl, trio s hodn\u011b o\u0161klivou aurou.<\/p>\n
\u00b7 Pod\u00edvejte nap\u0159\u00edklad, co se za l\u00e9ta na Hrad\u011b p\u0159ihodilo Klausovu tajemn\u00edkovi Ladislavu Jaklovi: u\u017e klidn\u011b \u0161t\u011bk\u00e1 i v TV.<\/p>\n
\u00b7 do TV za sebe je\u0161t\u011b po\u0161le \u0161t\u011bkat sv\u00e9ho pitbula Ladislava Jakla;<\/p>\n
\u00b7 b\u011bhem Jaklova barbarsk\u00e9ho TV v\u00fdlevu<\/p>\n
\u00b7 U\u017e kv\u016fli Ladislavu Jaklovi: je\u0161t\u011b p\u00e1r let ob\u011btav\u00e9 pr\u00e1ce a vypad\u00e1 mu i zbytek vlas\u016f.<\/p>\n
\u00b7 naka\u017eliv\u00e1 aura Ladislava Jakla<\/p>\n
\u00b7 u\u017e vid\u00edm Ladislava Jakla, jak v\u0161echny hosty zamyk\u00e1 do Daliborky<\/p>\n
\u00b7 vedle tajemn\u00edk Ladislav Jakl \u017eehlil ko\u0161ile.<\/p>\n
\u00b7 jak jsme s H\u00e1jkem a Jaklem sp\u00e1lili na Hrad\u011b bruselskou vlajku.<\/p>\n
\u00b7 Osobn\u00edm uv\u00edt\u00e1n\u00edm s kv\u011btinami cht\u011bl \u010desk\u00e9mu prezidentovi nazna\u010dit, \u017ee nen\u00ed v L\u00e1nech, tak\u017ee by m\u011bl m\u00e9n\u011b citovat Ladislava Jakla. Schei\u00dfe!<\/p>\n
\u00b7 Prezident\u016fv tajemn\u00edk Ladislav Jakl \u2013 zl\u00fd p\u00e1n s legra\u010dn\u00edmi vlasy, jeho\u017e v\u011bt\u0161ina zn\u00e1 z televiz\u00edch komedi\u00e1ln\u00edch vstup\u016f<\/p>\n
\u00b7 Jde o Jaklovu chorobn\u011b nen\u00e1vistnou demagogii<\/p>\n
\u00b7 Mo\u017en\u00e1 do Jaklovy obl\u00edben\u00e9 hospody, kde vede pravideln\u00e9 pivn\u00ed semin\u00e1\u0159e, ale ur\u010dit\u011b a\u017e po zav\u00edra\u010dce.<\/p>\n
\u00b7 Mo\u017en\u00e1 by m\u011bl sv\u00e9ho politick\u00e9ho guru n\u00e1sledovat se v\u0161\u00edm v\u0161udy, tedy i v nemocnici.<\/p>\n
\u00b7 Ladislavu Jaklovi, tajemn\u00edku prezidenta V\u00e1clava Klause, se n\u011bco stalo s o\u010dima.<\/p>\n
\u00b7 Jakl, jen\u017e se b\u011bhem let vedle Klause nau\u010dil, \u017ee nejl\u00edp se demagogie d\u011bl\u00e1…<\/p>\n
Tak vid\u00edte. Cel\u00e1 jeho uhranut\u00e1 du\u0161e je upnuta jen a jen ke mn\u011b. A t\u011bch emoc\u00ed! Ta hloubka a opravdovost! To nen\u00ed jen tak. Mus\u00ed p\u0159itom v\u011bd\u011bt, \u017ee nejsem na holce ale na holky. Jak mu\u010div\u00e1 r\u00e1na to musej\u00ed b\u00fdt – probudit se a zase beze mne!<\/p>\n
Je ale t\u0159eba pod\u011bkovat redakci Reflexu. Jin\u00e1 redakce by ho ozna\u010dila za posedl\u00e9ho stalkingem a bu\u010f ho vyhodila, nebo mu doporu\u010dila, aby svou l\u00e1sku rozd\u011blil na v\u00edce objekt\u016f. Reflex ale v\u00ed, \u017ee dobr\u00fd hospod\u00e1\u0159 se nestar\u00e1 jen o nejp\u0159\u00edzemn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed pot\u0159eby sv\u00fdch \u010dten\u00e1\u0159\u016f, ale i o bolav\u00e1 nitra sv\u00fdch zam\u011bstnanc\u016f. A tak ka\u017ed\u00fd t\u00fdden, znovu a znovu nech\u00e1 na sv\u00fdch str\u00e1nk\u00e1ch vytrysknout vrouc\u00ed projevy n\u011bhy a l\u00e1sky Holcovy k\u00a0m\u00e9 mali\u010dkosti.<\/p>\n
Zdroj<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Existuje jeden takov\u00fd \u010dasopis. Jmenuje se Reflex. A tam u\u017e l\u00e9ta \u017eije a pracuje jeden takov\u00fd \u010dlov\u011bk. Jmenuje se Petr Holec. A ten mne vroucn\u011b miluje. L\u00e1skou marnou, neop\u011btovanou, zato horouc\u00ed, vytrvalou a \u010distou.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-811","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-co-jsem-nerekl","category-zlehka"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/811","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=811"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/811\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":821,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/811\/revisions\/821"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=811"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=811"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=811"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}