P\u0159edstavte si, \u017ee vlastn\u00edte mal\u00fd pivovar. N\u011bkde na venkov\u011b, t\u0159eba ve statku na samot\u011b. Svou produkci prod\u00e1v\u00e1te do hospody v Doln\u00ed Lhot\u011b a do hospody v Horn\u00ed Lhot\u011b.<\/p>\n
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V Horn\u00ed Lhot\u011b va\u0161e pivo jde docela na odbyt. Stejn\u00e9 pivo za stejnou cenu ale v Doln\u00ed Lhot\u011b v n\u011bjak\u00e9ho nezn\u00e1m\u00e9ho d\u016fvodu moc na odbyt nejde. Rozhodnete se, \u017ee s t\u00edm n\u011bco mus\u00edte ud\u011blat. Sn\u00ed\u017eit cenu jen v Doln\u00ed Lhot\u011b se v\u00e1m nechce. To by se rozk\u0159iklo.<\/p>\n
Tak v\u00e1s napadne jin\u00e9, nen\u00e1padn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed \u0159e\u0161en\u00ed. Zkus\u00edte trochu experimentovat se syp\u00e1n\u00edm. Prost\u011b \u010d\u00e1st produkce ochmel\u00edte trochu v\u00edc. Sice v\u00e1m to zv\u00fd\u0161\u00ed n\u00e1klady, ale je\u0161t\u011b ne tak moc. P\u0159ichmelenou \u010d\u00e1st produkce pak za\u010dnete vozit do Doln\u00ed Lhoty. A ejhle, popt\u00e1vka tam najednou stoupla na \u00farove\u0148 Horn\u00ed Lhoty. Sice malinko na \u00fakor zisku, ale n\u00e1plast\u00ed je pr\u00e1v\u011b onen v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed odbyt.<\/p>\n
Tak holt nap\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b u\u017e v\u017edy budete do Doln\u00ed Lhoty vozit pivo o n\u011bco chmelen\u011bj\u0161\u00ed. Ale co Horn\u00ed Lhota? Tam spokojen\u011b d\u00e1l pij\u00ed pivo podle p\u016fvodn\u00ed receptury. Budete i jim zvy\u0161ovat d\u00e1vku chmele na v\u00e1rku? A pro\u010d byste to d\u011blali? Pivo jim chutn\u00e1, kupuj\u00ed ho, v\u0161e je v po\u0159\u00e1dku. Jste lumpov\u00e9? Kdepak. Chov\u00e1te se prost\u011b norm\u00e1ln\u011b, dod\u00e1v\u00e1te takov\u00e9 pivo, jak\u00e9 jde na odbyt, a nevnucujete se s pivem za vy\u0161\u0161\u00ed n\u00e1klady na \u00fakor sv\u00e9ho zisku.<\/p>\n
V Horn\u00ed Lhot\u011b se ale bl\u00ed\u017e\u00ed volby. A tamn\u00ed starosta p\u0159ijde s t\u00edm, \u017ee v jejich hospod\u011b je \u0161izen\u00e9 pivo, proto\u017ee je m\u00e9n\u011b chmelen\u00e9 ne\u017e to, kter\u00e9 voz\u00ed v\u00e1\u0161 pivovar do Doln\u00ed Lhoty. A za\u010dne protestovat proti dvoj\u00ed kvalit\u011b piva. Hornolhote\u010dt\u00ed do t\u00e9 chv\u00edle pili sv\u00e9 pivo bez probl\u00e9m\u016f, ale kdy\u017e se jim \u0159eklo, \u017ee vedle ve vsi maj\u00ed pivo n\u00e1kladov\u011b dra\u017e\u0161\u00ed, za\u010dnou po starostovi cht\u00edt, aby jim vybojoval na va\u0161em pivovaru stejn\u00e9 syp\u00e1n\u00ed, jako maj\u00ed v Doln\u00ed Lhot\u011b. Vy ale starostu pochopiteln\u011b po\u0161lete do h\u00e1je.<\/p>\n
Starosta se v\u0161ak zaraduje, \u017ee m\u00e1 t\u00e9ma, a za p\u0159\u00edtomnosti m\u00edstn\u00edho kronik\u00e1\u0159e dojede na Okresn\u00ed \u00fa\u0159ad, kde se nech\u00e1 vyfotit, jak je stra\u0161n\u011b rozl\u00edcen\u00fd. Okresn\u00ed \u00fa\u0159ad nechce poslouchat rozohn\u011bn\u00e9ho starostu, tak vyd\u00e1 p\u0159edpis, kter\u00fd va\u0161emu pivovaru zakazuje produkovat pro r\u016fzn\u00e9 vsi r\u016fzn\u00e1 piva. V\u00e1m t\u00edm zbyte\u010dn\u011b stoupnou n\u00e1klady, p\u0159itom dosud se pivo pilo v pohod\u011b. Ale boj\u00edte se pokuty.<\/p>\n
\u010casem nen\u00e1padn\u011b zdra\u017e\u00edte pivo pro ob\u011b vsi, proto\u017ee byste nem\u011bli na zv\u00fd\u0161en\u00e9 n\u00e1klady. Z\u00e1kazn\u00edci ale za\u010dnou p\u00edt pivo postupn\u011b m\u00e9n\u011b, proto\u017ee si zdra\u017een\u00ed v\u0161imnou.<\/p>\n
V\u00fdsledek? V\u00e1m klesl zisk. Ani dra\u017e\u0161\u00ed pivo v\u00e1m nezaplat\u00ed dra\u017e\u0161\u00ed syp\u00e1n\u00ed a men\u0161\u00ed odbyt. V Doln\u00ed Lhot\u011b se lidem zdra\u017eilo pivo, a tak ho pij\u00ed m\u00e9n\u011b. V Horn\u00ed Lhot\u011b pij\u00ed chmelen\u011bj\u0161\u00ed pivo, kter\u00e9 sami od sebe nepo\u017eadovali, a je\u0161t\u011b si za n\u011bj p\u0159iplat\u00ed, tak\u017ee ho pij\u00ed m\u00e9n\u011b. V\u0161ichni se tak maj\u00ed h\u016f\u0159. Vy i va\u0161i z\u00e1kazn\u00edci.<\/p>\n
V\u0161ichni? Vlastn\u011b ne, v\u00edt\u011bzov\u00e9 existuj\u00ed. Starosta v Horn\u00ed Lhot\u011b je zvolen znovu a na Okresn\u00edm \u00fa\u0159ad\u011b se zbavili dot\u011brn\u00e9ho chlapa. A je\u0161t\u011b vyk\u00e1zali \u010dinnost. A to je konec p\u0159\u00edb\u011bhu o dvoj\u00ed kvalit\u011b a state\u010dn\u00e9m boji proti n\u00ed.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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