{"id":9809,"date":"2019-02-07T09:58:02","date_gmt":"2019-02-07T08:58:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/?p=9809"},"modified":"2019-02-07T09:58:02","modified_gmt":"2019-02-07T08:58:02","slug":"sedm-piv-na-pusty-ostrov","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/?p=9809","title":{"rendered":"Sedm piv na pust\u00fd ostrov"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"opener\">Dostal jsem od redakce t\u011b\u017ek\u00e9 zad\u00e1n\u00ed. Jak\u00fdch sedm \u010desk\u00fdch piv bych si pr\u00fd vzal sebou na pust\u00fd ostrov.<\/div>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<div id=\"art-text\" class=\"text\">\n<p>Kdybych si opravdu musel vybrat pouh\u00fdch sedm tuzemsk\u00fdch piv, kter\u00e1 bych si sebou vzal na ten pust\u00fd ostrov, asi bych dopadl jako onen osel z bajky, co um\u0159el hlady, proto\u017ee si nemohl vybrat mezi dv\u011bma kupkami sena. T\u011b\u017ek\u00e1 volba.<\/p>\n<p>Jo takhle sedmdes\u00e1t, to by byla jin\u00e1. Do sedmdes\u00e1tky by se ve\u0161li skoro v\u0161ichni m\u00ed hlavn\u00ed obl\u00edbenci. Ale zad\u00e1n\u00ed je sedm. Nebude to snadn\u00e1 pr\u00e1ce a ur\u010dit\u011b m\u011b v noci budou stra\u0161it z\u00e1stupy t\u011bch, kter\u00e9 jsem opomenul. Jenom\u017ee pan Playboy zavelel, a kdy\u017e mus\u00ed\u0161, tak mus\u00ed\u0161.<\/p>\n<p>To\u017e poj\u010fme na to. Jeliko\u017e jsme v \u010cesku, nelze neza\u010d\u00edt le\u017e\u00e1kem. Je\u0161t\u011b p\u0159ed deseti lety mnoh\u00e9 \u010desk\u00e9 mikropivovary d\u011blaly le\u017e\u00e1k prost\u011b proto, \u017ee nic jin\u00e9ho neum\u011bly, o ni\u010dem jin\u00e9m nesly\u0161ely (sly\u0161\u00edc\u00ed pivovar, to je ale blbost, co) a jejich z\u00e1kazn\u00edci by nic jin\u00e9ho nevypili. Dnes je to jinak. Po vln\u011b nov\u00fdch \u010di exotick\u00fdch styl\u016f se le\u017e\u00e1ky do mikropivovar\u016f houfn\u011b vracej\u00ed. Ale u\u017e na jin\u00e9, pou\u010den\u011bj\u0161\u00ed \u00farovni. Do le\u017e\u00e1k\u016f dnes jdou ne proto, \u017ee je to samoz\u0159ejm\u00e1 danost, ale proto, \u017ee je cht\u011bj\u00ed d\u011blat l\u00e9pe a posv\u00e9m. No, dost bylo chozen\u00ed kolem hork\u00e9 ka\u0161e, za\u010dn\u011bme chodit kolem studen\u00e9ho piva.<\/p>\n<p>U le\u017e\u00e1k\u016f bych v\u00e1hal mezi Heroldem, Koutem, Sv. J\u00e1nem, B\u0159evnovem, Hendrychem a pivovarem U Supa. Do v\u00fdb\u011bru by se tla\u010dilo je\u0161t\u011b n\u011bkolik skv\u011bl\u00fdch kousk\u016f, ale je nutno zav\u0159\u00edt o\u010di (i pusu) a rozpo\u010d\u00edt\u00e1vat entent\u00fdky. Dopadlo to na jeden\u00e1ctku Hendrycha. Ach, ta zasy\u010dela, vyhladila vr\u00e1sku z \u010dela.<\/p>\n<p>S p\u0161enicemi se nebudu p\u00e1rat. V\u00fdborn\u00fdch je u n\u00e1s mraky, ale budu nemilosrdn\u00fd a brut\u00e1ln\u011b uk\u00e1\u017eu rovnou na Zv\u00edkovsk\u00e9ho rar\u00e1\u0161ka. Osv\u011b\u017euj\u00edc\u00ed, lehounk\u00e1, po ban\u00e1nu von\u00edc\u00ed p\u0161enice, jak d\u011blan\u00e1 na l\u00e9to. Ostatn\u011b, kde \u017ee je ten pust\u00fd ostrov? V tropech, nebo v severn\u00ed Kanad\u011b?<\/p>\n<p>No nic, poj\u010fme d\u00e1l. Nepat\u0159\u00edm mezi ty, co maj\u00ed p\u0159edsudky k tmav\u00fdm piv\u016fm. Fakt nejsou ani slad\u0161\u00ed, ani kalori\u010dt\u011bj\u0161\u00ed a bohu\u017eel po nich ani nerostou \u017een\u00e1m obvody hrudn\u00edku, co\u017e jsme i v na\u0161\u00ed degusta\u010dn\u00ed spole\u010dnosti PPE experiment\u00e1ln\u011b vyvr\u00e1tili. A \u017ee to byla pr\u00e1ce&#8230; Tak\u017ee sem s tmav\u00fdm. Bude to Kate\u0159ina z fr\u00fddlantsk\u00e9ho Albrechta, nebo tmav\u00fd speci\u00e1l od Kru\u0161nohora z Kraslic? No, piv je jen sedm, zvol\u00edm to siln\u011bj\u0161\u00ed: beru Kraslice.<\/p>\n<p>Kdy\u017e u\u017e jsme u siln\u00fdch piv, ur\u010dit\u011b p\u0159ibal\u00edm n\u011bjak\u00fd ten po\u0159\u00e1dn\u00fd bock. Vyberu Kl\u00e1\u0161tern\u00ed speci\u00e1l od T\u0159\u00ed r\u016f\u017e\u00ed, Tramway 22, nebo Imperial pilsner z B\u0159evnova (p\u0159\u00edsn\u011b vzato, to nen\u00ed bock, ale do v\u00fdb\u011bru asi pat\u0159\u00ed&#8230;)? A v\u00edt\u011bzem se st\u00e1v\u00e1: Kl\u00e1\u0161tern\u00ed kousek z Husitsk\u00e9 ulice na Star\u00e9m M\u011bst\u011b. A m\u016f\u017eu t\u0159i, kdy\u017e jsou to T\u0159i r\u016f\u017ee? Ne? Tak \u010dty\u0159i? Ony tam toti\u017e rotuj\u00ed \u010dty\u0159i verze. Ne? No, zkusit jsem to musel. Tak holt vezmu zrovna tu verzi, kterou budou m\u00edt pr\u00e1v\u011b na \u010depu.<\/p>\n<p>A co stout? Ten nesm\u00ed chyb\u011bt. Asfalt od Zh\u016f\u0159\u00e1ka? Albrecht Morion? Chotoviny? Nebo snad Russian Imperial Stout Barrely Aged z B\u0159evnova? Vezmu ten posledn\u00ed, m\u00e1 nejdel\u0161\u00ed n\u00e1zev, bude na ostrov\u011b co \u010d\u00edst.<\/p>\n<p>A jsme u stylu India Pale Ale. Tam bude taky po\u0159\u00e1dn\u00e1 tla\u010denice. Te\u010f uraz\u00edm n\u011bkolik skv\u011bl\u00fdch sl\u00e1dk\u016f a budu nominovat jen tyto t\u0159i: Don Habanero od Permona, Re\u017enou B\u00e1ru z olomouck\u00e9ho Chomouta a Gunslingera od Ravena z Plzn\u011b. Kolik \u017ee jsem si zat\u00edm vybral piv? Jen p\u011bt? V tom p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b beru B\u00e1ru i tu papriku ze Sokolova. A rychle pry\u010d, ne\u017e m\u011b dostihne hn\u011bv sl\u00e1dk\u016f, kter\u00e9 jsem opomenul. Na tom ostrov\u011b m\u011b snad nenajdou.<\/p>\n<p><em>Ps\u00e1no pro Playboy<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/jakl.blog.idnes.cz\/blog.aspx?c=692839\">Zdroj<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dostal jsem od redakce t\u011b\u017ek\u00e9 zad\u00e1n\u00ed. Jak\u00fdch sedm \u010desk\u00fdch piv bych si pr\u00fd vzal sebou na pust\u00fd ostrov.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9809","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pivo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9809","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9809"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9809\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9810,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9809\/revisions\/9810"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9809"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9809"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ladislavjakl.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9809"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}